that of a man who was cold, stern to himself and to others, proud, religious to the point of fanaticism, and pedantically moral. At the present moment he was, as I say, this second personality.
With that frankness which constituted a necessary condition of our relations I told him, as soon as we entered the drozhki, how much it depressed and hurt me to see him, on this my fete-day in a frame of mind so irksome and disagreeable to me.
'What has upset you so?' I asked him. 'Will you not tell me?'
'My dear Nicolas,' was his slow reply as he gave his head a nervous twitch to one side and blinked his eyes, 'since I have given you my word never to conceal anything from you, you have no reason to suspect me of secretiveness. One cannot always be in exactly the same mood, and if I seem at all put out, that is all there is to say about it.'
'What a marvellously open, honourable character his is!' I thought to myself, and dropped the subject.
We drove the rest of the way to Dubkoff's in silence. Dubkoff's flat was an unusually fine one-or, at all events, so it seemed to me. Everywhere were rugs, pictures, gardenias, striped hangings, photographs, and curved settees, while on the walls hung guns, pistols, pouches, and the mounted heads of wild beasts. It was the appearance of this apartment which made me aware whom, it was that Woloda had imitated in the scheme of his own sitting-room. We found Dubkoff and Woloda engaged in cards, while seated also at the table, and watching the game with close attention, was a gentleman whom I did not know, but who appeared to be of no great importance, judging by the modesty of his attitude. Dubkoff himself was in a silk dressing-gown and soft slippers, while Woloda-seated opposite him on a divan-was in his shirtsleeves, as well as (to judge by his flushed face and the impatient, cursory glance which he gave us for a second as he looked up from the cards) much taken up with the game. On seeing me, he reddened still more.
'Well, it is for you to deal,' he remarked to Dubkoff. In an instant I divined that he did not altogether relish my becoming acquainted with the fact that he gambled. Yet his expression had nothing in it of confusion-only a look which seemed to me to say: 'Yes, I play cards, and if you are surprised at that, it is only because you are so young. There is nothing wrong about it-it is a necessity at our age.' Yes, I at once divined and understood that.
Instead of dealing, however, Dubkoff rose and shook hands with us; after which he bade us both be seated, and then offered us pipes, which we declined.
'Here is our DIPLOMAT, then-the hero of the day!' he said to me, 'Good Lord! how you look like a colonel!'
'H-m!' I muttered in reply, though once more feeling a complacent smile overspread my countenance.
I stood in that awe of Dubkoff which a sixteen-year-old boy naturally feels for a twenty-seven-year-old man of whom his elders say that he is a very clever young man who can dance well and speak French, and who, though secretly despising one's youth, endeavours to conceal the fact. Yet, despite my respect for him, I somehow found it difficult and uncomfortable, throughout my acquaintanceship with him, to look him in the eyes, I have since remarked that there are three kinds of men whom I cannot face easily, namely those who are much better than myself, those who are much worse, and those between whom and myself there is a mutual determination not to mention some particular thing of which we are both aware. Dubkoff may have been a much better fellow than myself, or he may have been a much worse; but the point was that he lied very frequently without recognising the fact that I was aware of his doing so, yet had determined not to mention it.
'Let us play another round,' said Woloda, hunching one shoulder after the manner of Papa, and reshuffling the cards.
'How persistent you are!' said Dubkoff. 'We can play all we want to afterwards. Well, one more round, then.'
During the play, I looked at their hands. Woloda's hands were large and red, whilst in the crook of the thumb and the way in which the other fingers curved themselves round the cards as he held them they so exactly resembled Papa's that now and then I could not help thinking that Woloda purposely held the cards thus so as to look the more like a grownup. Yet the next moment, looking at his face, I could see that he had not a thought in his mind beyond the game. Dubkoff's hands, on the contrary, were small, puffy, and inclined to clench themselves, as well as extremely neat and small-fingered. They were just the kind of hands which generally display rings, and which are most to be seen on persons who are both inclined to use them and fond of objets de vertu.
Woloda must have lost, for the gentleman who was watching the play remarked that Vladimir Petrovitch had terribly bad luck, while Dubkoff reached for a note book, wrote something in it, and then, showing Woloda what he had written, said:
'Is that right?'
'Yes.' said Woloda, glancing with feigned carelessness at the note book. 'Now let us go.'
Woloda took Dubkoff, and I gave Dimitri a lift in my drozhki.
'What were they playing at?' I inquired of Dimitri.
'At piquet. It is a stupid game. In fact, all such games are stupid.'
'And were they playing for much?'
'No, not very much, but more than they ought to.'
'Do you ever play yourself?'
'No; I swore never to do so; but Dubkoff will play with any one he can get hold of.'
'He ought not to do that,' I remarked. 'So Woloda does not play so well as he does?'
'Perhaps Dubkoff ought not to, as you say, yet there is nothing especially bad about it all. He likes playing, and plays well, but he is a good fellow all the same.'
'I had no idea of this,' I said.
'We must not think ill of him,' concluded Dimitri, 'since he is a simply splendid fellow. I like him very much, and always shall like him, in spite of his weakness.'
For some reason or another the idea occurred to me that, just BECAUSE Dimitri stuck up so stoutly for Dubkoff, he neither liked nor respected him in reality, but was determined, out of stubbornness and a desire not to be accused of inconstancy, never to own to the fact. He was one of those people who love their friends their life long, not so much because those friends remain always dear to them, as because, having once-possibly mistakenly-liked a person, they look upon it as dishonourable to cease ever to do so.
XV. I AM FETED AT DINNER
Dubkoff and Woloda knew every one at the restaurant by name, and every one, from the waiters to the proprietor, paid them great respect. No time was lost in allotting us a private room, where a bottle of iced champagne-upon which I tried to look with as much indifference as I could-stood ready waiting for us, and where we were served with a most wonderful repast selected by Dubkoff from the French menu. The meal went off most gaily and agreeably, notwithstanding that Dubkoff, as usual, told us blood-curdling tales of doubtful veracity (among others, a tale of how his grandmother once shot dead three robbers who were attacking her-a recital at which I blushed, closed my eyes, and turned away from the narrator), and that Woloda reddened visibly whenever I opened my mouth to speak-which was the more uncalled for on his part, seeing that never once, so far as I can remember, did I say anything shameful. After we had been given champagne, every one congratulated me, and I drank 'hands across' with Dimitri and Dubkoff, and wished them joy. Since, however, I did not know to whom the bottle of champagne belonged (it was explained to me later that it was common property), I considered that, in return, I ought to treat my friends out of the money which I had never ceased to finger in my pocket. Accordingly, I stealthily extracted a ten-rouble note, and, beckoning the waiter to my side, handed him the money, and told him in a whisper (yet not so softly but that every one could hear me, seeing that every one was staring at me in dead silence) to 'bring, if you please, a half-bottle of champagne.' At this Woloda reddened again, and began to fidget so violently, and to gaze upon myself and every one else with such a distracted air, that I felt sure I had somehow put my foot in it. However, the half-bottle came, and we drank it with great gusto. After that, things went on merrily. Dubkoff continued his unending fairy tales, while Woloda also told funny stories-and told them well, too-in a way I should never have credited him: so that our laughter rang long and loud. Their best efforts lay in imitation, and in variants of a certain well-known saw. 'Have you ever been abroad?' one would say to the other, for instance. 'No,' the one interrogated would reply, 'but my brother plays the fiddle.' Such perfection had the pair attained in this species of comic absurdity that they could answer any question by its means, while they would also endeavour to unite two absolutely unconnected matters without a previous question having been asked at all, yet say everything with a perfectly serious face and produce a most comic effect. I too began to try to be funny, but as soon as ever I spoke they either looked at me askance or did not look at me until I had finished: so that my anecdotes fell flat. Yet, though Dubkoff always remarked, 'Our DIPLOMAT is lying, brother,' I felt so exhilarated with the champagne and the company of my elders that the remark scarcely touched me. Only Dimitri, though he drank level with the rest of us, continued in the same severe, serious frame of mind-a fact which put a certain check upon the general hilarity.
'Now, look here, gentlemen,' said Dubkoff at last. 'After dinner we ought to take the DIPLOMAT in hand. How would it be for him to go with us to see Auntie? There we could put him through his paces.'
'Ah, but Nechludoff will not go there,' objected Woloda.
'O unbearable, insupportable man of quiet habits that you are!' cried Dubkoff, turning to Dimitri. 'Yet come with us, and you shall see what an excellent lady my dear Auntie is.'
'I will neither go myself nor let him go,' replied Dimitri.
'Let whom go? The DIPLOMAT? Why, you yourself saw how he brightened up at the very mention of
