long time waiting.
Lopat underscored the point, grinning and saying, 'I don't admit one damn thing, Counselor. Not one damned thing.'
Moss finished his own drink, then got to his feet. 'Fine. Don't admit anything. I'm still going to whale the stuffing out of you when we go back to court tomorrow morning. For now, I'm heading home. See you in the morning.' He plucked his hat off the rack, stuck it on his head, and strode out of the Pig and Whistle in more than a little annoyance. How could you have a civilized discussion with a man who wouldn't admit one damned thing and was proud of it?
That Lopat might think the same of him never crossed his mind.
His Bucephalus started reluctantly. He let out a sigh of relief when it did start. The battery was going, no doubt about it. Pretty soon he'd have to get a new one. Pretty soon he'd have to get a new, or at least a newer, auto, too. Too many things on the Bucephalus were breaking down. And the company had gone out of business in 1929, so parts were hard to come by and ever more expensive.
He parked it outside his block of flats and hoped it would fire up again in the morning. If it didn't… If it doesn't, I'll walk in, he thought, and reminded himself to set the alarm clock half an hour earlier than usual to give him time to walk if he had to.
His key turned in the lock. 'I'm home!' he called as he stepped in the door. He wondered how glad Laura would be to see him. She'd been happy enough to marry him, but neither of them had been particularly happy since. Moss listened. Silence. 'I'm home, honey,' he said again, wondering what sort of trouble he was in.
But it turned out not to be that kind of silence. A moment later, noise came from the bathroom: the unmistakable sound of someone being sick. A moment after that, the water closet flushed.
Laura came out a minute or so afterwards. She looked distinctly green. 'What happened, hon?' Moss asked. 'Are you all right?'
'Better now,' she said, and made a face, probably at the nasty taste in her mouth. 'In about eight months, we'll know if it's a boy or a girl.'
For a moment, that seemed a complete non sequitur. Then Moss' jaw dropped. 'You mean we're-?'
She nodded. 'Doesn't seem to be much room for doubt any more. I've missed a month, and I've got morning sickness, even if it isn't morning right now. We're going to have a baby, sure enough.'
'That's… wonderful,' Moss said. A good attorney was never supposed to be caught speechless. He went on, 'But… how did it happen?'
His wife's mouth quirked in a wry grin. 'Very much in the usual way, I'm sure. It hasn't happened any other way since the days of our Lord.'
He made a face at her. 'I didn't mean that. What I meant was, it's a surprise.' He couldn't think of the last time he hadn't worn a safe when they made love.
'Those things aren't perfect,' Laura said.
'Evidently not.' Moss shrugged and laughed. 'If it's a boy, we can call him Broken Rubber Moss. That has a ring to it, don't you think? Or how about Prophylactina for a girl?'
'What I think-' Laura Moss didn't, couldn't, go on. What ever she'd been about to say, a giggle swallowed it. She tried again: 'What I think, Jonathan, is that you're dangerously insane.'
He bowed. 'Your servant, ma'am. You've known that for a long time, I'm sure.'
'I certainly have.' She nodded. 'There I was, with this mad Yank who kept coming to the farm. I didn't want any mad Yanks coming to the farm.'
'I should hope not,' Moss said gravely. 'You get into all sorts of trouble if you let those people anywhere near you. You might even end up married to one of them if you're not careful, and after that anything can happen. Obviously.'
'Obviously,' Laura echoed. She set one hand on her belly, though the pregnancy didn't show and wouldn't for months. 'This was as much a surprise to me as it was to you, you know. I didn't much want a child. Now… Now we'll just have to make the best of it, won't we?'
'I don't know what else we can do.' Moss kissed her on the cheek.
When he tried to kiss her on the mouth, too, she pulled away, saying, 'You don't want to do that. I haven't properly cleaned my teeth yet.'
'Oh.' Jonathan nodded. 'Well, why don't you, then?' While Laura went back to the bathroom, he hurried to the kitchen. The occasion really called for champagne, but they didn't have any. Whiskey over ice would do the job well enough. He had the drinks ready by the time Laura came out again.
She took one. They solemnly clinked glasses and drank. Then Moss did kiss her. Her mouth tasted of liquor and toothpaste. She said, 'I hope this won't make me sick again.' After seeming to listen to something internal, she shook her head in relief. 'No, I think it will be all right.' As if to prove it, she took another sip. 'That's good.'
'It is, isn't it?' Jonathan drank some more, too. He raised his glass. 'Here's to us, and to… whom it may concern.'
'That's pretty good. I like it a lot better than… what you said before.' Laura wouldn't dignify it by repeating it.
'All right.' Moss made his drink disappear in a hurry. Along with what he'd had at the Pig and Whistle, it left him owlishly serious. He took his wife's hands in his and said, 'I do love you, you know. I always have.'
'You always called it love, anyhow,' she said. 'I think for a long time it was just what any man feels when he's been away from women for too long.'
Since she was bound to be right, he didn't dignify that with a direct reply. Instead, he said, 'Well, you can't very well accuse me of that now.' As if to prove as much, he kissed her again. His hands resting on the swell of her hips, he continued, 'And, since you can't accuse me of that…' He kissed her once more, his lips hard against hers. One of his hands slid to her behind, to press her to him. Her own arms tightened around his back. As the kiss went on, she made a little wordless sound, almost a growl, in the back of her throat.
He lifted her off her feet. She let out a startled squawk: 'Put me down! You'll hurt your back!' She had a reasonable chance of being right; she wasn't a small woman, and he was pushing forty. He ignored her all the same, carrying her off to the bedroom. 'What are you doing?' she demanded.
'What do you think?' He set her on the bed and got down beside her. His hand slid under her skirt and up her thigh to the joining of her legs. He rubbed there. Her legs slid apart to make it easier for him. He hiked her skirt up and pulled her underpants down, then went back to what he'd been doing.
She laughed. 'I think you're going to take advantage of me.'
'Damn right I am.' Jonathan unbuttoned his own fly. He was also going to take advantage of her being pregnant: if he didn't have to worry about putting on a rubber, he didn't intend to. He certainly liked it better without.
They both still wore most of their clothes when he went into her. She wasn't quite so wet as he would have wanted, but having to force his way in added to his excitement. She wrapped her legs around him and bucked hard. 'Come on!' she said as he squeezed and fondled her breasts through the thin cotton fabric of her blouse. As she kindled, she said a good deal more than that. She was the very model of a lady
… except in the bedroom, when she was well and truly roused. Then anything could happen, and anything could come out of her mouth.
It hadn't lately. The two of them had started taking each other for granted since they'd got married. Today, though… Today they thrashed on the bed and clawed at each other as they hadn't done since he would drive up to Arthur and they'd picnic and then fornicate at her farmhouse outside the little town.
His own building pleasure driving him on, Moss rammed at her, not caring in the heat of the moment if he hurt her a little, too. By the way Laura yowled, she didn't care, either. Suddenly, she arched her back, threw back her head, and let out a long, shuddering moan. At the same time, she squeezed him inside her, so tight that he couldn't help but erupt.
'You're rumpling me,' Laura said a moment later, pushing at him.
He shook his head and replied with lawyerly precision: 'No, sweetheart, I just rumpled you.' She made a face when he gave her a kiss. He laughed, his weight still on her. 'If I remember right, that has something to do with why we got married.'
'You think so, do you?' She pushed at him again, harder this time. He flopped out of her, which reminded him that, despite the fierce lovemaking they'd just enjoyed, he didn't burn so hot as he had back in his twenties. Then
