Conspircaies

knife.

'Uh-uh.'

Knitcap froze. The slide looked down at his empty hand, then back at his pistol in Jack's, his expression a study in shock and confusion.

'Oh, fuck!' said Knitcap and turned to run.

'Don't want to shoot you in the back,' Jack said, flipping the pistol to his right hand, 'but I will.' He touched a wet, stinging spot on his throat.. His fingers came away bloody. 'Especially after you cut me. Dammit!'

Knitcap mustered a sick sounding, 'Shit!' as he dropped his knife. He looked at Jack's throat. 'It's only a scratch, man.'

Jack stepped out of the recess to where he could better cover both men.

Out of the corner of his eye he saw a jogger approach the underpass, realize what was going down, make a quick U-turn, and sprint away.

Knitcap glanced angrily at the slide. 'How the fuck you let that happen?'

The slide said nothing.

'You fuckin' b-g!' Knitcap went on. 'You had the gun in his face and let it go?'

'As I was saying,' Jack told the former gun owner, 'that's a stupid way to hold a pistol. Not secure at all.' He gestured to the ground. 'Okay, guys. Have a seat.'

The slide finally spoke. 'Fuck you!'

Jack lowered the pistol and shot him in the foot. The report echoed like a cannon blast in the tunnel as the slide cried out and fell to the ground, moaning, rolling, and clutching his abruptly four-toed foot.

Knitcap was down in a sitting position before the sound of the shot had completely faded away. He held his hands in the air.

'I'm down! I'm sittin'!'

Jack knew the appearance of the jogger had set a timer in motion, and the sound of the shot would only accelerate that. The underpass would funnel the report right toward Fifth Avenue. He had to figure someone in that direction had heard it, and was probably dialing 911 right now. Times like this, Jack hated cell phones.

Had to move fast.

'All right. Both of you—empty your pockets. I want to see everything you've got, even the lint. Put it all in Mr. Smith and Wesson's Yankee hat.'

Slowly, grudgingly, Knitcap complied, but the slide wouldn't let go of his bloody foot.

'I can't, man!' he moaned. 'My foot!'

'Weren't you the tough guy gonna bust one in my face a minute ago?' Jack said. 'You can get along fine with nine toes, but let's see how far you'll get with one knee, because that's where I bust the next one if you don't start emptying pockets now!'

The slide got to it. Another knife appeared, extra rounds for the pistol, some change, and about a hundred in small bills between them.

'Don't forget the rings and necklaces,' Jack said.

'Aw, not my dog, man,' said Knitcap.

'You're obviously a betting man,' Jack said, pointing the pistol at his neck. 'How much you wanna bet I can shoot that big fat chain holding the dog without hitting your neck?'

With a sullen look he tugged off the rings and tossed them into the cap. Then with a look of utter misery, he grabbed the gold bulldog, broke the chain, and dropped it into the cap with the rest. He punched the back of the slide's shoulder—hard.

'Told you to let me handle it, but no, you gotta bring out the fuckin' chrome.'

The slide just clutched his bloody sneaker and said nothing.

Jack bent, retrieved the cash he'd dropped, then picked up the hat.

'Nice doing business with you guys,' he said, then trotted off, leaving them sitting in the shadows.

He didn't expect them to come after him again. After all, they were unarmed now and one of them wasn't walking too well. And at the moment they were probably lots more interested in getting out of the park before the cops came, then coming up with a good story for the shaker as to why they were returning bloody footed and empty handed.

Jack shoved the take into his pockets, then pressed the cap against his bleeding throat as he slowed to an energetic walk. Not a lot of blood there, but enough to attract attention.

He felt a little shaky from the adrenaline aftereffects. Too close back there. He'd been lucky. It could have come out a lot worse—the slide could have simply shot him on sight and Jack would have been done.

Why had he given in to a spur-of-the-moment gig? It went against all his rules. These things had to be planned. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

He passed the statue of Balto the sled dog, then angled past the zoo. By the time he'd climbed the steps to Fifth at Sixty-fourth Street, he'd calculated that his little haul probably would add up to over a thousand after he hocked the gun, knives, and jewelry. The Little Leaguers ought to be able to buy lots of uniforms and equipment with that.

He doubted they'd want the bloodstained Yankee cap, though.

2

'A couple of days and then he'll be on his way back to Florida,' Gia said. 'You survived this food…you can survive your father.'

She glanced up at him with her azure eyes, then returned to flipping through the Little Orphan Annie book. Jack had picked up the Fantagraphics collection of all the strips from 1935 along with the Daddy Warbucks lamp. He'd bought it for Vicky but Gia immediately had taken possession of it.

Blond and beautiful, she sat across from him at a tiny table far from the big street-front windows. The remains of three lunches lay scattered and mostly eaten before them. Vicky, Gia's daughter, had had a hamburger; Gia, complaining that all the salads had meat, had finally settled for some vegetarian chili. Jack had ordered the Harley Hog Special—a mass of pulled pork stuffed into a roll.

'What is pulled pork, anyway?' Gia said, looking askance at the scraps left on his plate.

'It's the other white meat.'

'Cooking a pig sounds nasty enough, but why pull it?'

'I think they cook it on the bone, then grab handfuls and—'

'Stop right there. Please. Oh, and look,' she said, folding her paper napkin and reaching across the table, 'your Band-Aid is oozing a little.'

He let her dab at his throat.

'That must have been some shaving cut. What were you using—a machete?'

'Just careless.'

Jack was still unsettled and annoyed at himself for getting hurt. He'd picked up some Band-Aids at a drugstore on Seventh Avenue, and cleaned the wound in the bathroom of a McDonald's. It wasn't deep, but it had needed two Band-Aids to cover it.

He hadn't actually said it was a shaving cut—he hated lying to Gia—but he hadn't corrected her when she arrived at that conclusion. She tended to overreact when he got hurt, going on about how easily it could have been so much worse, how he could have been killed. Sometimes that led to an argument.

A shaving cut was good.

'There!' she said, balling up the napkin. 'All cleaned up.'

'I had a rakoshi dream last night,' he told her.

They usually avoided talking about the horrific episode last summer that had ended in the deaths of Vicky's two aunts and damn near Vicky herself. But he needed to share this, and Gia was one of the four other people who knew about the creatures.

She looked up at him. 'Did you? I'm sorry. I think I've finally stopped having them. But every once in a while Vicky wakes up with the horrors. Was I in it?'

'No.'

'Good.' She shuddered. 'I don't ever want to see one of those things again, not even in someone else's