Back to the Future - 2

Grandma Tannen: (v.o) Where're you going Biff?

Biff: I'm going to get my car Grandma!

Grandma Tannen: (v.o) When are you coming back? My feet hurt and I want you to rub my toes some more.

Biff: Shut up you old bag.

Cut to normal view. Biff walks a few yards down the street when a red ball lands at his feet. He picks it and 5 KIDS come along to him.

Kids: Give us our ball back!

Biff: What ball?

Kids: That ball!

Biff: What ball are you talking about?

Kids: Give us our ball back!

Biff: Oh, is this your ball?

Kids: Yeah!

Marty crouches behind a car to avoid being seen. Cut back to Biff.

Biff: Is this your ball, you want it back?

Kids: Yeah!

He throws it into a gutter on a house.

Biff: Well go get it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Biff walks off. Cut to Marty.

Marty: (w.t) Doc, it is Biff's house, I'm on him. Over.

Music: Mr Sandman by Four Acres

Biff walks down a street in Courthouse Square. Marty follows, hiding behind cars. He is not seen by Biff. Biff walks between some kids throwing a ball around.

Kid: Hey!

Biff walks over to his car, where TERRY the mechanic has fixed it. It's the same Terry from 2015 who asked Marty to thumb $100 - of course here he's 60 years younger.

Biff: Looking good Terry.

Terry: Hey Biff, she's all fixed up just like you wanted, but I couldn't get her started! You got some kind of a kill switch on this thing?

The camera pulls out to reveal 2015 BIFF behind a tree. He watches as 1955 Biff opens the car door and gets in.

Biff: Nah, you just gotta have the right touch. Nobody can start this car but me.

Terry: The bill comes to $302 and 57 cents...

Biff: 300 bucks?

He gets out of the car.

Biff: 300 bucks for a couple of dents? No, hey, that's bullshit Terry.

Terry: No Biff, it was horseshit, the whole car was filled with it.

We cut to 2015 Biff as he remembers this.

Terry: (v.o) I had to pay Old Man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away!

Biff: (v.o) Old Man Jones? He probably resold it too! Now I ought to get something for that.

Cut back to 1955 Biff and Terry.

Terry: You wanna get something for it? Well, go inside, you can call Old Man Jones and if you want us to give you a refund...

During the following Marty gets into the back of the car unseen and covers himself with a sheet.

Biff: It's 300 bucks Terry!

Terry: Look, I'm only charging you for...

Biff: If I catch the guy who caused this, I'll break his neck!

Cut to 2015 Biff as 1955 Biff and Terry enter the Western Auto Stores shop.

2015 Biff: The manure! I remember that!

As 2015 Biff walks off, 1955 Biff and Terry come out of the store. Biff pushes past a kid on a scooter. Terry is holding 4 cans. They're in the middle of their conversation.

Terry: ...4 cans of Valvoline is more than enough.

Biff: 4 cans for a $300 job?

Terry: I can't even have lunch in there, it makes me nauseous...

Biff: I should be getting a case or more out of you for a 300 buck job.

Terry: It smells worse than the bathroom!

They keep arguing as Biff throws the cans in the back of the car, where they land on Marty's sensitive bits!

Marty: Oomph!

Biff: (sarcastically, he's not really listening) Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Terry: The stench is never going to go away, Biff. Never going to go away.

Biff opens the door.

Biff: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks a lot.

Terry: That's the last time I ever do you a favour! Last time!

In the background, LORRAINE and her friend BABS leave Ruth's clothes shop. They have a box and are laughing happily. Lorraine opens the box and pulls out the dress she will wear to the dance that night. Biff is watching them.

Babs: It's perfect Lorraine! You're gonna look so good!

Terry drives off as Biff goes over to the girls.

Babs: You're going to look...

Biff: Well lookie what we got here. Pretty nice dress, Lorraine.

Biff lifts up Lorraine's skirt.

Biff: Although, I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all.

Lorraine: Biff, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

Biff: Hey listen, Lorraine. There's that dance at school tonight. Right now, my car's all fixed. I'd figured that I'd cut you a break and give you the honour of going with the best-looking guy in school.

Lorraine: Well, I'm busy tonight, Biff.

Biff: Doing what?

Lorraine: Washing my hair.

Biff: That's as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Cut to Marty in the back of Biff's car.

Marty: (under his breath) It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.

Cut back to Lorraine, Babs and Biff.

Lorraine: Look Biff, someone already asked me to the dance.

Biff: Who, that bug George McFly?

Lorraine: I'm going with Calvin Klein, OK?

Biff: Calvin Klein?

He grabs Lorraine by her shoulders and turns her to face him.

Biff: No, that's not OK. You're going with me, understand?

Lorraine: Get your cooties off of me!

Biff: When are you going to get it through that thick skull of yours Lorraine, you're my girl!

Lorraine: Biff Tannen, I wouldn't be your girl even if... (pause) even if you had a million dollars!

Irony, although Lorraine doesn't know it! She kicks Biff in the leg.

Biff: Argh!