Noel must have been waiting in the hall, for two seconds after I pushed the button he opened the door. He did own some regular clothes-a plain dark gray suit, white shirt, and gray tie, but of course he might have bought them for the funeral. He shut the door, turned to me, and demanded, 'Why the hell did Wolfe tell Uncle Ralph that Jimmy was murdered?'
'You may have three guesses,' I told him. 'Mine is that he had to, since you had told Uncle Ralph that someone had put something in Jimmy's drink and Mr Wolfe would explain it. Did you have to mention Jimmy's drink?'
'No. That slipped out. But what the hell, if Wolfe's so damn smart couldn't he have dodged it?'
'Sure he could. As for why he didn't, sometimes I know why he does a thing while he's doing it, sometimes I know an hour later, sometimes a week later, and sometimes never. Why, did Purcell tell your mother?'
'Certainly he did. There's hell to pay.'
'All right, I'm the roving paymaster. Where is she?'
'What are you going to tell her?'
'I'll know when I hear myself. I play by ear. I told her I'd be here by nine o'clock, and it's five after.'
He thought he had more to say, decided he hadn't, told me to come along, and led the way to the rear. I was looking forward to seeing the library again, especially if Benjamin Franklin was still there on the floor, but in the elevator he pushed the button marked 3. When it stopped I followed him out, along the hall, and into a room that one glance told me would suit my wife fine if I ever had a wife, which I probably wouldn't because she would probably want that kind of room. It was a big soft room-soft lights, soft grays and pinks, soft rug, soft drapes. I crossed the rug, after Noel, to where Mrs Vail was flat in a big bed, most of her covered by a soft pink sheet that could have been silk, her head propped against a couple of soft pink pillows.
'You may go, Noel,' she said.
She looked terrible. Of course any woman is something quite different if you see her without any make-up, but even allowing for that she still looked terrible. Her face was pasty, her cheeks sagged, and she was puffed up around the eyes. When Noel had gone, closing the door, she told me to sit down, and I moved a chair around.
'I don't know what good it will do, you coming,' she said. 'I want to ask Nero Wolfe what he means by this-this outrage. Telling my brother and my son that my husband was murdered. Can you tell me?'
I shook my head. 'I can't tell you what he means by telling them. I assume you know why your son came to see him yesterday.'
'Yes. To get him to help him find the money. When Noel asked me if he could have the money if he found it, I said yes. The money didn't matter; my husband was back. Now he's dead, and nothing matters. But he wasn't murdered.'
So Noel had broached it. 'Your son asked you again yesterday,' I said, 'and you said yes again. Didn't you?'
'I suppose I did. Nothing matters now, certainly that money doesn't- No, I'm wrong, something does matter. If you can't tell me why Nero Wolfe says my husband was murdered, then he will. If I have to go there, I will. I shouldn't, my doctor has ordered me to stay in bed, but I will.'
I could see her tottering into the office supported by me, and Wolfe, after one look at her, getting up and marching out. He has done that more than once. 'I can't tell you why Mr Wolfe says it,' I said, 'but I can tell you why he thinks it.' I might as well, since if I didn't Noel could. 'Your husband was asleep on the couch when the rest of you left the room, leaving a light on. Right?'
'Yes.'
'And the idea is that later he woke up, realized where he was, stood up, started for the door, lost his balance, grabbed at the statue, and pulled it down on him. Right?'
'Yes.'
'That's what Mr Wolfe won't take. He doesn't believe that a man awake enough to walk would be so befuddled that he couldn't dodge a falling statue. He realizes that he couldn't have been merely asleep when someone hauled him off the couch and over to the statue; he must have been unconscious. Since the autopsy found no sign that he had been slugged, he must have been doped. You had all been having drinks in the library, he had bourbon and water, so there had been opportunity to dope him. Therefore Mr Wolfe deduces that he was murdered.'
Her eyes were straight at me through the surrounding puffs. 'That's absolutely ridiculous,' she said.
I nodded. 'Sure it is, to you. If Mr Wolfe is right, then your daughter or your son or your brother or your lawyer, or you yourself, murdered Jimmy Vail. I think he's right, but I work for him. Granting that it wasn't you, you're up against a tough one. Naturally you would want whoever killed your husband to get what was coming to him, but naturally you wouldn't want your son or daughter or brother to get tagged for murder, and maybe not your lawyer. I admit that's tough, and I don't wonder that you say it's ridiculous. I wasn't trying to convince you of anything; I was just telling you why Mr Wolfe thinks your husband was murdered. What else would you want to ask him if he was here?'
'I'd tell him he's a fool. A stupid fool.'
'I'll deliver the message. What else?'
'I'd tell him that I have told my son that I'm taking back what I told him about the money, that he can have it if he finds it. He can't. I didn't know he would go to Nero Wolfe.'
'You went to Nero Wolfe.'
'That was different. I would have gone to the devil himself to get my husband back.'
I gave my intelligence three seconds to be guided by experience before I spoke. 'I'll deliver that message too,' I said, 'but I can tell you now what his reaction will be. He's stubborn and he's conceited, and he not only likes money, he needs it. Your son came to him and offered a deal, and he accepted it, and he won't let go just because you've changed your mind. If he can find that money he will, and he'll take his share. In my private opinion the chance of his finding it is about one in a million, but he won't stop trying. On the contrary. He's very sensitive. This attitude you're taking will make him try harder, and he might even do something peevish like writing a piece for a
