trace of you… and you look frightful, very bad in the eyes…'
'Thank you very much.' All of a sudden she began to laugh. I hadn't heard her laugh before. It showed her teeth and put color in her cheeks. She laughed at him undl if I had been him I'd have thought up some kind of a remark. Then she stuck out her hand. 'All right, shake. Mr. Goodwin says you were going to rescue me. I warned you to let American girls alone- you see the sort of thing it leads to!'
With his big paw he was hanging onto her hand as if he had a lease on it. He was staring at her. 'You know, they do, though. I mean the eyes. You're eally quite all right? You couldn't expect me-'
I butted in because I had to. I had left the door open and the sound of the front doorbell came up plain. I glanced at Francis Horrocks and decided that if he really was a come-on I would at least have the pleasure of seeing how long he looked lying down, before he got out of that house, and I got brusque to Clara Fox. 'Hold it. The door bell. I'm going to shut this door and go down to answer it, and it would be a good idea to make no sounds until I get back.' The bell started ringing again. 'Okay?'
Clara Fox nodded.
'Okay, Mr. Horrocks?'
'Certainly. Whatever Miss Fox says.'
I beat it, dosing the door behind me. Some smart guy was leaning on the button, for the bell kept on ringing as I went down the two flights. Fritz was standing in the hall, looking belligerent; he hated people that got impatient with the bell. I went to the door and pulled the curtain and looked out, and felt mercury running up my backbone. It was a quartet. Only four, and I recognized Lieutenant Rowcliff in front. It was him on the button. I hadn't had such a treat for a long while. I turned the lock and let the door come as Far as the chain.
Rowcliff called through, 'Well1 We're not ants. Come on, open up.'
I said, 'Take it easy. I'm just the messenger boy.'
'Yeah? Here's the message.' He unfolded a paper he had in his hand. Having seen a search warrant before, I didn't need a magnifying glass- I looked through the crack at it. Rowcliff said, 'What are you waiting for? Do you want me to count ten?'
I SAID, 'Hold your horses, lieutenant. If what you want is in here it can't get out, since I suppose you've got the rear and the roof covered. This isn't my house, it belongs to Nero Wolfe and he's upstairs. Wait a minute, I'll be right back.'
I went up three steps at a time, paying no attention to Rowcliff yelling outside. I went in the south room; they were standing there. I said to Clara Fox, 'They're here. Make it snappy. Take Horrocks with you, and if he's in on this I'll kill him.'
Horrocks started, 'Really-'
'Shut up! Go with Miss Fox. For God's sake-'
She might have made an adventuress at that; she was okay when it came to action. She darted to the table and grabbed her handbag and handkerchief, dashed back and got Horrocks by the hand, and pulled him through the door with her. I took a quick look around to make sure there were no lipsticks or powder puffs left behind, shoved the table toward the window where it looked more natural, and beat it. In the hall I stopped one second to shake myself. Noises of Rowcliff bellowing on the stoop floated up. Horrocks and Clara Fox had disappeared. I went down to the front door and slid the bolt and flung it open.
'Welcome,' I grinned. 'Mr. Wolfe says he wants the warrant for a souvenir.'
They trooped in behind Rowcliff. He grunted. 'Where's Wolfe?'
'Up with the plants. Until eleven o'clock. He told me to tell you this, that of course you have the legal right to search the endre premises, but that the city will pay for every nickel's worth of damage that's done if he has to go to City Hall himself to collect it.'
'No! Don't scare me to death. Come on, boys. Where does that go to?'
'Front room.' I pointed. 'Office. Kitchen. Basement stairs. The rear door is down there, onto the court.'
He turned, and then whirled to me again. 'Look here, Goodwin. You've had your bluff called. Why not save time? Why don't you bring this Fox woman down here, or up here, and call it a trick? It'd save a lot of messing around.'
I said, coldly, 'Pish-tush. Which isn't for you, lieutenant; I know you've got orders. It's for Inspector Cramer, and you can take it to him. The horse laugh he'll get over this will be heard at Bath Beach. Does he think Nero Wolfe is simp enough to try to hide a woman under his bed? Go on and finish your button-button-who's-got- the-button and get the hell out of here.'
He grunted and started off with his army toward the door of the basement stairs. I followed. I wanted to keep an eye on them anyway, on general principles, but, besides that, I had decided to ride him. Wolfe had told me to use my judgment, and I knew that was the best way to put a bird like Rowcliff in the frame of mind we wanted him in. So I was right behind them going down, and while they poked around all over the basement, pulling the curtains back from the shelves, opening trunks and looking into empty packing cartons, I exercised the tongue. Rowcliff tried to pass it back once or twice and then pretended not to hear me. I opened the door to the insulated bottle department, and kept jerking my head around at them as if I expected to catch them in a snatch at a quart of rye. They finished up down there by taking a look at the court out of the back door, and after I got the door locked again I followed them back up to the first floor.
Rowcliff stationed a man at the door to the basement stairs and then began at the kitchen and worked forward. I hung on his tail. I said, 'Up here, now, you've got to take soundings. The place is lousy with trapdoors,' and when he involuntarily looked down at his feet I turned loose a haw-haw. In the office I asked him, 'Want me to open the safe? There's a piece of her in there. That's the way we worked it, cut her up and scattered her around.' By the time we started for the second floor he was boiling and trying not to show it, and about ninety-seven per cent convinced. He left a man at the head of the stairs and tackled Wolfe's room. Fritz had come along to see that nothing got hurt, thinking maybe that my mind was on something else, for there was a lot of stuff in there. I'll admit they didn't get rough, though they were thorough. Wolfe's double mattress looked pretty thick under its black silk coverlet, and one of them wiggled under it to have a look. Rowcliff went around the rows of bookshelves taking measurements with his eyes for a concealed closet, and where the poker-dart board was hanging on a screen he pulled the screen around to look behind it. All the time I was making remarks as they
