Claus, Santa, 160, 171
Condom Lady, 97
Dick, Moby, 163
Donahue, Phil, 106
“Dragon, Puff the Magic,” 177
Easygoing Deaf People’s Night, 95
Eisenhower Administration, 118
Elderly People with Enormous Cars Club, 124
“Family Feud,” 131
Ferret, 129
Field and Stream, 119
Fonda, Jane, 141
Four Tops, 158
Frog waste, 152
Grandmothers, U.S. Constitution and, 133
Gypsies, 144
Head, Mister Potato, 120
Headhunters, Cannibal and the, 147
Helmsley, Leona, 135
“Hout,” 121
Ice caps, polar, 115
Johnson, Billy Ray, 127
K-Mart, 143
Kansas, 117
Karloff, Boris, 161
Korean War, 114
“Little House on the Prairie,” 118
Mallomars, 104, 130
Mary, Bloody, 156
Mastodons, 93
Mecca, 121
“Molly, Heg-a-Leg,” 147
Motor Vehicles Bureau, 145
Mozart, 163
Oklahoma Baby Chicken Hat, 148
Our Lady of Maximum Discomfort High School, 146
Pacific Ocean, 116
Penthouse, 110
Peru, 111
Pierre, N. Dak., 107
Queen, Dairy, 97, 119
Raccoon, Ted the, 163
Raisinets, charred, 147
Rogers, Mister, 171, 173
“Roots,” 118
Scone-Hayes, Crumpet, 131
Space, outer, 134
Teeth, wisdom, 99
“Turkey in the Straw,” 121
Vampires, 122
Vermont, 147
Watergate, 143
Webster Groves, Mo., 104
Welles, Orson, 104
Wheels, Hot, 171
Wives, old, 99-100
