She smiled at him as the elevator arrived and they got aboard. 'A little mess is when you drop a plate, Shane. When you drop three assholes, it's called a major incident.' They rode down to the lobby, and after they exited Alexa took his hand.
They walked out into the sunshine and kissed in the parking lot, then headed to their separate cars.
The Acura was boiling hot, so he quickly rolled down the windows. It was ten-thirty, and the temperature was already in the high seventies. The Valley was headed toward another triple-digit day. The northern winds that had cleansed the city and kept it cool for the last half week had left as suddenly as they had arrived. Now the Basin was baking in one of its classic inversion layers. As Shane started his car, he looked up at the hospital windows on the second floor and wondered what would happen to Delfina. Would she carry these scars forever, or could she find the strength to bury the ugliness and leave it all behind? Where there's no fault, there should be no guilt, he thought. But then a soft voice argued from inside his head.
Some things can be true and, at the same time, have no meaning.
Chapter 35
When Shane arrived at Hollywood General Studios, he couldn't drive onto the lot because a huge eighteen- wheel truck, with a gargantuan redwood log strapped onto the flatbed trailer, was maneuvering back and forth on Monitor Street, trying to back through the gate. Shane parked outside at the curb and walked onto the lot past the retired motor officer, who had a clipboard in one hand and his phone in the other. He saw Shane and waved him over. As Shane approached, he could hear one side of an angry conversation.
'… no place to put another eighteen-wheeler. You're also gonna have t' find parking off the lot for the star dressing rooms, the honey wagons and two-holers. The wardrobe, prop, and camera trucks I'll try to squeeze in here for security reasons, but that's it. I only got two hundred parking spaces.' The guard listened for a moment, making a face for Shane's benefit. 'I don't care if you're pissed off! I'm pissed off! You're not the only film shooting here.' He slammed down the phone.
'Problems?'
'Your director is an asshole. His rental trucks started moving in here this morning and knocked the shit outta the place.' He looked up at the growling logging truck, which seemed to be getting itself hopelessly wedged in the studio driveway. 'Lookit this asshole. He's never gonna get that thing through the gate.'
'Is this all for The Neural Surfer?' Shane asked, looking past the guard shack into the lot, where a dozen rental trucks were parked with their back doors open and tailgates down. Twenty or more men were taking inventory, unloading camera equipment and grip and electrical packages.
'We're not equipped to make a hundred-million-dollar film here,' the gate guard protested.
'A what?!'
'That's what the director said… Lubinski, or whatever his name is.'
'Lubick. and this picture isn't gonna cost anywhere near a hundred million.'
'Somebody better tell him. I never saw this much rolling stock.'
Shane started toward the production office, but the guard' grabbed his arm. 'Reason I waved you over is Mr. Marcella wanted me to give you something.' He ducked into the shack, then reappeared a second later and handed Shane a folded note.
Shane…
Meet me at the vomitorium before noon.
Imperative.
Nicholas
The little grifter was wedged behind a tiny table in the dining car, drinking coffee. He had a copy of The Neural Surfer and looked up from it as Shane approached and slid into the empty seat across from him.
'Where the hell you been?' Nicky groused.
'You're not my only project.' Shane looked down at the red-paged script. 'You finally got it?'
'Yeah, I stole this from Rajindi's desk.'
'Is it full of ferae naturae?' Shane deadpanned. 'Huh?'
'Untamed nature.'
'This script is more confusing than a Palm Beach ballot,' Nicky said solemnly. 'It's like somebody threw it all over the room, randomly gathered up the pages, then bradded the flicker with everything out of order.'
'But a bargain at any price.'
'Not to quibble, but Lubick told me this morning, whatever the printed budget number is, cube it.'
'He's crazy. Doesn't anybody know that but us?' Shane groused.
'There's an old rule in Hollywood, which we call the Dennis Hopper Rule. Dennis is a good citizen now, but this was written back in the seventies, when he was a flicking head case. The rule states that it's perfectly okay to hire crazy, creative people for a film, unless it's Dennis Hopper, who you should never hire, because he's not crazy, he's insane.' Nicky closed the script and glared at Shane. 'Lubick isn't insane, he's only crazy. I'm trying to slow him down by telling him we aren't funded for anything close to a hundred and fifty million dollars.'
'A hundred and fifty million?! The gate guard said it was a hundred million.'
'Now the gate guard's doing budgets?' Nicky sighed. 'But what's it matter… a hundred million, a hundred fifty? We don't have it, anyway.'
'Good point.'
'This asshole, Lubick, tells me just this morning that it's his solemn obligation as a director to bring this film in as far over budget as humanly possible.'
'Dennis Valentine wants to take him out and kick the shit out of him.'
'Where do I sign up?' Nicky said, then leaned forward. 'But all is not lost, boychik, because I have secured what we call in the biz 'major studio interest.' I told you my phone's been ringing off the hook with guys from the majors who all want to get in on this project. I've been fending them off, but I think the time is ripe to bring in a partner, which is a seven-letter word we use in the film biz that means sucker.'
'Who?'
'There's a guy at Universal. Actually, he's the president of production, and I think he's perfect. Name's Steve Bergman, known around town as Stevie Wonder because he can't read.'
'I'm sorry…?'
'He can't read. He's illiterate.'
'And he's head of a major studio? How can the head of a studio not be able to read? That's crazy.'
'Right. It's also the Dennis Hopper rule. Besides, he doesn't have to read. He's not stupid, just seriously dyslexic. Actually, he's a smart son of a bitch and a killer when it comes to deal points. Besides, a studio only has to say yes to twelve or fifteen films a year, so when Steve's development execs are ready to punch one up, and need him to green-light the project, they just put together a little table read. They hire actors to perform all the characters, and Stevie just sits at the head of the table with his eyes closed and listens. Nobody talks about the fact that he's illiterate and probably has ADD to boot. All the players know, but nobody makes anything out of it. It's like The Wizard of Oz without the funny costumes.'
'You're putting me on,' Shane said. 'If you can't read, how can you pick a good script?'
'Lookit us. Our script reads like it came apart in the Xerox machine, and we're already half a million into preproduction.'
'Okay… okay, so tell me how we get Stevie on board.' Shane was grasping at straws, dreading his next meeting with Filosiani.
'We've got a late lunch with him in'-Nicky looked at his Rolex; Shane wondered if it was rented-'one hour, in the private executive dining room at Universal. He's talking about putting up half the budget and all the P and A.'
'On a script he hasn't read?'
'On a script he can't read.'
