trained so he could infiltrate MI-5 in Great Britain.
Without further discussion, he turned and limped down the hall toward the back of the house. The screen door to the porch was open and he led us across a manicured lawn, past a brand new Weber barbeque with the sale tags still attached. We followed him into a greenhouse that took up most of his backyard.
Glass walls coated with sweet smelling condensation drove the temperature up over ninety. The hothouse shelves were stacked four high, and held hundreds of orchids in every size, shape, and color. A worktable at one end of the shed served as a splicing area where Stanislov was grafting exotic hybrids.
He pointed with pride at a particular plant. 'Grew that Pirate King Crimson Glory for the orchid festival in Bombay. Bloody first place.'
I tried to appear interested and impressed, but so far I had absolutely no feel for this guy. So I looked to Roger for help.
'What can you tell us about the death of Davide Andrazack?' Broadway said, sledgehammering the question with absolutely no preamble.
'I'm a cultural attache working to get the Leningrad ballet and symphony booked into the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion for the season. That's all I'm focused on right now.'
You're a cultural attache like I'm a proctologist,' Emdee said, showing him a set of brown teeth, but no humor. 'You went to his funeral. We got the pictures. So fuck you and your cover story. Keep it up and you'll be picking pieces of my boot outta your ass.'
I thought they were misplaying this guy, coming on way too strong. Stanislov had diplomatic immunity and wasn't going to crumble because of threats or fear of an arrest. But maybe that was the reason for Emdee's performance. Either way, we were already off on this game of bad cop, so I just shut up and listened.
Broadway continued. 'For the last month Eddie Ringerman and Bimini Wright have been pulling bugs out of secure computers. They think you and your embassy guys are planting them.'
Stan picked up an orchid. 'The only bugs I worry about are mealy bugs and spider mites.' He showed us some outer leaves with holes in them. 'Bloody hard to kill what you can't see.'
'But you could see Davide Andrazack. How hard would it be to kill him?' Broadway challenged.
'Such an unsophisticated question belittles you, Detective.'
'There's an old rule in murder cases,' Broadway pressed. 'A lot of killers seem drawn to the funerals of their victims.'
'I used to have some espionage connections,' Stanislov allowed. 'I don't deny I had a few run-ins with Davide, but it was a long time back. I went because I don't like crossing people out of my Rolodex unless I'm absolutely certain they've actually passed on.
'Sounds like horseshit,' Broadway said.
Stanislov set the orchid down. 'Mr. Broadway, you and I have had minimal contact over the three years I've been here. I know you believe that I'm some sort of deadly agent, doing bloody what all. But I'm just a boring cultural attache who grows orchids, while trying to foster our Russian culture in America. If sometime, you were to have actual information and not just idle threats, I might make a transaction and trade with you. However, I'm not going to risk my residency in your country because you come over here blathering a bunch of nonsense and accusing me of a clumsy murder that we all know I'm way too smart to commit.'
'Bimini Wright thinks all this has something to do with her 'Eighty-five Problem,' Emdee said.
'Ms. Wright is a lying, round-heeled twat who shagged half my Moscow bureau.'
Sweat was beginning to trickle down my back as I stood in the hot greenhouse. Roger and Emdee weren't getting anywhere with their bulldog approach, so I decided to try another angle.
'What about Samoyla and Igor Petrovitch?' I asked. 'Our department has a very thick file on them. Some people in our counterintelligence unit actually believe that they work for you.'
'I don't believe I've heard of them. Are they involved in the arts?' His expression didn't change, but there was a smile in his wet, brown eyes.
'Blood artists,' I said. 'And if we ran them through a CIA check, your name would start popping up everywhere. But it's all ancient Kremlin stuff. I don't think they quite fit this new calling of yours. They probably make too much trouble for a man of your obvious refinement. I think you might hate the trouble they cause for your own people over here.'
His eyes gave away nothing, so I went on.
'Maybe there's a way we could take care of some of that for you. Arrest the Petrovitchs and ship them off to some slam dance academy, where they'll remain permanently incarcerated.'
He stood very still. 'Finally, in all this hot air comes a useful idea,' he said. 'I have wondered many times, why your country let these two mobsters stay. Of course, when you examine it, there can only be one answer. Somebody important is profiting from their activities. If I were you, I might look into that.'
'You haven't answered my question,' I said.
'Your question is a political conundrum with many permutations. If you care to be more specific about how we might cooperate on such a project, then yes, maybe I'm interested. It's got to make sense, however.'
Broadway looked at me and shook his head slightly. Stanislov saw it.
'No?' he said, then set down his watering can. 'Okay, if that's everything, I have a dance audition at ten- forty.'
He turned and led us out of the greenhouse to the front door. I stopped him before he showed us out. 'Sammy and Iggy both live in expensive houses in Bel Air. There must be lots of money coming in to afford those ten-million-dollar spreads. What businesses are they in?'
'They take what isn't theirs.'
I thought it was all he was going to say, but then he added: 'By the way, they don't just have those two houses in Bel Air. The Petrovitches also own a villa up at New Melones Lake in central California. I've often thought that if that lake were dredged, it would give up the bones of many disillusioned people.'
Chapter 50
That pretty much sucked,' Broadway complained. 'Maybe if you hadn't taken out your street baton and started raising knots on his head, we would a done a little better,' I countered.
'Don't let the fey Brit accent fool you,' Roger cautioned. 'Bam-Bam killed his share of cowboys. He's deadly as an E-Street gangster. You gotta go at him head-on. Besides, it's almost impossible to role-play spooks with political immunity. He probably wasn't going to give us squat anyway.'
Perry nodded, chewing on a toothpick. The three of us were sitting at a concrete picnic table on the long wooden pier that stretched out from the beach into the ocean at Santa Monica. The structure included an amusement park and restaurants, which were almost empty at this hour of the morning. A ten-foot hurricane break from a storm in Mexico was rolling in, pounding the sand, slamming against the concrete pilings. Not that we were overly paranoid, but we chose this location because even with a powerful directional mike, it would be next to impossible for the feds, or anyone else, to record our conversation over the crashing surf.
'I'm open to suggestions,' Roger said. He had bought a hotdog from a vendor and was peeling back the paper.
'You know what this feels like?' I said. 'Feels like everybody is holding a piece of the same puzzle, but we're all so locked into security concerns, the bunch of us will never put the damn thing together.
'We need to bring these people together. The Russians, Israelis, and the CIA. Get them all talking to each other and to us.'
'You ain't gonna get Bam-Bam Stan and Bimini Wright in the same room together 'less you turn off the lights, and give 'em both switchblades,' Emdee drawled.
Roger took a big bite of the hotdog and added, 'Their rivalry is personal. Goes all the way back to the eighties in Moscow.'
'What if we start the bidding by throwing something useful on the table? Give them a couple of good pieces of our Intel.'
'You're loadin' the wrong wagon, Joe Bob. We ain't got nothing they want,' Perry said.
