Give me your lawyer's number. I'll see that he is called. In the meantime, I think you need to take a few seconds to pull your head out of your ass and look around and see exactly where you are and exactly how serious the trouble is that you are in. I think you need to reflect on the fact that, while only one charge has been lodged against you, you could be facing enough to put you in the slam well into the next century...and you could be facing them before the sun comes up tomorrow morning.'
Jacoby smiled. It wasn't his howaya-folks-anyone-here-from-Duluth Comedy Store smile, either. Like Paladin's, it was a brief pull of the lips, no more.
'You're right – the air-conditioning in here isn't half bad. Also, the TV
works and for a wonder the people on it don't look like they're seasick.
The coffee's good – perked, not instant. Now, if you want to make another two or three wisecracks, you can wait for your legal talent in a holding cell on the fifth floor. On Five, the only entertainment consists of kids crying for their mommies and winos puking on their sneakers. I don't know who you think you are and I don't care, because as far as I'm concerned, you're nobody. I never saw you before in my life, never heard of you before in my life, and if you push me enough I'll widen the crack in your ass for you.'
'That's enough,' Cheyney said quietly.
'I'll retool it so you could drive a Ryder van up there, Mister Paladin –
you understand me? Can you grok that?'
Now Paladin's eyes were all but hanging from their sockets on stalks.
His mouth was open. Then, without speaking, he removed his wallet from his coat pocket (some kind of lizard- skin, Cheyney thought, two months' salary...maybe three). He found his lawyer's card (the home number was jotted on the back, Cheyney noted it was most definitely not part of the printed matter on the front) and handed it to Jacoby. His fingers now showed the first observable tremor.
'Pete?'
Jacoby looked at him and Cheyney saw it was no act; Paladin had actually succeeded in pissing his easy-going partner off. No mean feat.
'Make the call yourself.'
'Okay.' Jacoby left.
Cheyney looked at Paladin and was suddenly amazed to find himself feeling sorry for the man. Before he had looked perplexed; now he 171
looked both stunned and frightened, like a man who wakes from a nightmare only to discover the nightmare is still going on.
'Watch closely,' Cheyney said after the door had closed, 'and I'll show you one of the mysteries of the West. West LA, that is.'
He moved the neo-Pollock and revealed not a safe but a toggle switch.
He flicked it, then let the painting slide back into place.
'That's one-way glass,' Cheyney said, cocking a thumb at the too-large mirror over the bar.
'I am not terribly surprised to hear that,' Paladin said, and Cheyney reflected that, while the man might have some of the shitty egocentric habits of the Veddy Rich and Well-Known in LA, he was also a near-superb actor: only a man as experienced as he was himself could have told how really close Paladin was to the ragged edge of tears.
But not of guilt, that was what was so puzzling, so goddamn-maddening.
Of perplexity.
He felt that absurd sense of sorrow again, absurd because it presupposed the man's innocence: he did not want to be Edward Paladin's nightmare, did not want to be the heavy in a Kafka novel where suddenly nobody knows where they are, or why they are there.
'I can't do anything about the glass,' Cheyney said. He came back and sat down across the coffee table from Paladin, 'but I've just killed the sound. So it's you talking to me and vice-versa.' He took a pack of Kents from his breast pocket, stuck one in the corner of his mouth, then offered the pack to Paladin. 'Smoke?'
Paladin picked up the pack, looked it over, and smiled. 'Even my old brand. I haven't smoked one since night Yul Brynner died, Mr Cheyney.
I don't think I ought to start again now.'
Cheyney put the pack back into his pocket. 'Can we talk?' he asked.
Paladin rolled his eyes. 'Oh my God, it's Joan Raiford.'
'Who?'
'Joan Raiford. You know, 'I took Elizabeth Taylor to Marine World and when she saw Shamu the Whale she asked me if it came with vegetables?' I repeat, Detective Cheyney: grow up. I have no reason in the world to believe that switch is anything but a dummy. My God, how innocent do you think I am?'
'What's the matter?' Paladin asked pleasantly. He crossed his legs the other way. 'Did you perhaps think you saw a clear path? Me breaking down, maybe saying I'd tell everything, everything, just don't let 'em fry me, copper?'
With all the force of personality he could muster, Cheyney said: 'I believe things are very wrong here, Mr Paladin. You've got them wrong 172
and I've got them wrong. When your lawyer gets here, maybe we can sort them out and maybe we can't. Most likely we can't. So listen to me, and for God's sake use your brain. I gave you the Miranda Warning.
You said you wanted your lawyer present. If there was a tape turning, I've buggered my own case. Your lawyer would have to say just one word – enticement – and you'd walk free, whatever has happened to Carson. And I
