committed. Here it must be said that the Achilles’ heel of Henry Shakspere Knight lay in his stomach. Despite his rosy cheeks and pervading robustness, despite the fact that his infancy had been almost immune from the common ailments—even measles—he certainly suffered from a form of chronic dyspepsia. Authorities differed upon the cause of the ailment. Some, such as Tom, diagnosed the case in a single word. Mr. Knight, less abrupt, ascribed the evil to Mrs. Knight’s natural but too solicitous endeavours towards keeping up the strength of her crescent son. Mrs. Knight and Aunt Annie regarded it as a misfortune simply, inexplicable, unjust, and cruel. But even Mrs. Knight and Aunt Annie had perceived that there was at least an apparent connection between hot buttered toast and the recurrence of the malady. Hence, though the two women would not admit that this connection was more than a series of unfortunate coincidences, Henry had been advised to deprive himself of hot buttered toast. And here came Tom, with his characteristic inconvenience, to catch them in the very midst of their folly, and to make even Mr. Knight, that mask of stern rectitude, a guilty accessory before the fact.
‘It’s only this once!’ Mrs. Knight protested.
‘You’re quite right,’said Tom. ‘It’s only this once.’
Henry took the piece of toast, and then, summoning for one supreme effort all the spiritual courage which he had doubtless inherited from a long line of Puritan ancestors, he nobly relinquished it.
Mr. Knight’s eyes indicated to Tom that a young man who was constantly half an hour late for breakfast had no moral right to preach abstinence to a growing boy, especially on his birthday. But the worst thing about Tom was that he was never under any circumstances abashed.
‘As nothing is worse than hot toast cold,’ Tom imperturbably remarked, ‘I’ll eat it at once.’ And he ate the piece of toast.
No one could possibly blame Tom. Nevertheless, every soul round the table did the impossible and blamed him. The atmosphere lost some of its festive quality.
Tom Knight was nineteen, thin, pale, and decidedly tall; and his fair hair still curled slightly on the top of his head. In twelve years his development, too, had amounted to a miracle, or would have amounted to a miracle had there been anyone present sufficiently interested to observe and believe in it. Miracles, however, do not begin to exist until at least one person believes, and the available credence in the household had been monopolized by Tom’s young cousin. The great difference between Tom and Henry was that Tom had faults, whereas Henry had none—yet Tom was the elder by seven years and ought to have known better! Mr. Knight had always seen Tom’s faults, but it was only since the advent of Henry that Mrs. Knight, and particularly Aunt Annie, had begun to see them. Before Henry arrived, Tom had been Aunt Annie’s darling. The excellent spinster took pains never to show that Henry had supplanted him; nevertheless, she showed it all the time. Tom’s faults flourished and multiplied. There can be no question that he was idle, untruthful, and unreliable. In earliest youth he had been a merry prank; he was still a prank, but not often merry. His spirit seemed to be overcast; and the terrible fact came out gradually that he was not ‘nicely disposed.’ His relatives failed to understand him, and they gave him up like a puzzle. He was self-contradictory. For instance, though a shocking liar, he was lavish of truth whenever truth happened to be disconcerting and inopportune. He it was who told the forewoman of his uncle’s millinery department, in front of a customer, that she had a moustache. His uncle threshed him. ‘She
On the strength of this amazing two guineas, Tom, had he chosen, might easily have regained the long-lost esteem of his relatives. But he did not choose. He became more than ever a mystery to them, and a troubling mystery, not a mystery that one could look squarely in the face and then pass by. His ideals, if they could be called ideals, were always in collision with those of the rest of the house. Neither his aunts nor his uncle could ever be quite sure that he was not enjoying some joke which they were not enjoying. Once he had painted Aunt Annie’s portrait. ‘Never let me see that thing again!’ she exclaimed when she beheld it complete. She deemed it an insult, and she was not alone in her opinion. ‘Do you call this art?’ said Mr. Knight. ‘If this is art, then all I can say is I’m glad I wasn’t brought up to understand art, as you call it.’ Nevertheless, somehow the painting was exhibited at South Kensington in the national competition of students works, and won a medal. ‘Portrait of my Aunt,’ Tom had described it in the catalogue, and Aunt Annie was furious a second time. ‘However,’ she said, ‘no one’ll recognise me, that’s one comfort!’ Still, the medal weighed heavily; it was a gold medal. Difficult to ignore its presence in the house!
Tom’s crowning sin was that he was such a bad example to Henry. Henry worshipped him, and the more Tom was contemned the more Henry worshipped.
‘You’ll surely be very late, Tom,’ Mrs. Knight ventured to remark at half-past nine.
Mr. Knight had descended into the shop, and Aunt Annie also.
‘Oh no,’ said Tom—’not more than is necessary.’ And then he glanced at Henry. ‘Look here, my bold buccaneer, you’ve got nothing to do just now, have you? You can stroll along with me a bit, and we’ll see if we can buy you a twopenny toy for a birthday present.’
Tom always called Henry his ‘bold buccaneer.’ He had picked up the term of endearment from the doctor with the black bag twelve years ago. Henry had his cap on in two seconds, and Mrs. Knight beamed at this unusual proof of kindly thought on Tom’s part.
In the street Tom turned westwards instead of to the City, where his daily work lay.
‘Aren’t you going to work to-day?’ Henry asked in surprise.
‘No,’ said Tom. ‘I told my benevolent employers last night that it was your birthday to-day, and I asked whether I could have a holiday. What do you think they answered?’
‘You didn’t ask them,’ said Henry.
‘They answered that I could have forty holidays. And they requested me to wish you, on behalf of the firm, many happy returns of the day.’
‘Don’t rot,’ said Henry.
It was a beautiful morning, sunny, calm, inspiriting, and presently Tom began to hum. After a time Henry