«Uh, what, Doc?»
«If Miss Boardman can't go into the Sanctuary, we had better attend seekers' service. She's his nurse.»
Boone looked perturbed. «Is he ill?»
Jubal shrugged. «As his physician, I prefer to have a nurse with us. Mr. Smith is not acclimated to this planet. Why don't you ask
«Yes, Jubal.»
«But — Very well, Mr. Smith.» Boone again removed his cigar, put fingers between his lips and whistled. «Cherub here!»
A youngster in his teens came dashing up. He was dressed in short full robe, tights, slippers, and pigeon's wings. He had golden curls and a sunny smile. Jill thought he was as cute as a ginger ale ad.
Boone ordered, «Fly up to the Sanctum office and tell the Warden on duty that I want another pilgrim's badge at the Sanctuary gate right away. The word is Mars.»
«“Mars”,» the kid repeated, threw Boone a Scout salute, and made a sixty-foot leap over the crowd. Jill realized why the robe looked bulky; it concealed a jump harness.
«Have to watch those badges,» Boone remarked. «Be surprised how many sinners would like to sample God's Joy without having their sins washed away. We'll mosey along and sightsee while we wait for the third badge.»
They pushed through the crowd and entered the Tabernacle, into a long high hall. Boone stopped. «I want you to notice. There is salesmanship in everything, even the Lord's work. Any tourist, whether he attends seekers' service or not — and services run twenty-four hours a day — has to come through here. What does he see? These happy chances.» Boone waved at slot machines lining both walls. «The bar and quick lunch is at the far end, he can't even get a drink without running this gauntlet. I tell you, it's a remarkable sinner who gets that far without shedding his change.
«But we don't take his money and give him nothing. Take a look — » Boone shouldered his way to a machine, tapped the woman playing it. «Please, Daughter.»
She looked up, annoyance changed to a smile. «Certainly, Bishop.»
«Bless you. You'll note,» Boone went on, as he fed a quarter into the machine, «that whether it pays off in worldly goods or not, a sinner is rewarded with a blessing and a souvenir text.»
The machine stopped; lined up in the window was: GOD — WATCHES — YOU.
«That pays three for one,» Boone said and fished the pay-off out of the receptacle, «and here's your text.» He tore off a paper tab and handed it to Jill. «Keep it, little lady, and ponder it.»
Jill sneaked a glance before putting it into her purse:«
«You'll note,» Boone went on, «that the pay-off is tokens, not cash — and the bursar's cage is back past the bar … plenty of opportunity there to make love offerings for charity and other good works. So the sinner probably feeds them back in … with a blessing each time and another text. The cumulative effect is tremendous! Why, some of our most faithful sheep got their start right in this room.»
«I don't doubt it,» agreed Jubal.
«Especially if they hit a jackpot. You understand, every combination is a blessing. But the jackpot, that's the three Holy Eyes. I tell you, when they see those eyes lined up and starin' at 'em all that manna from Heaven coming down, it really makes 'em think. Sometimes they faint. Here, Mr. Smith — » Boone offered Mike one of the tokens. «Give it a whirl.»
Mike hesitated. Jubal took the token himself — damn it, he didn't want the boy hooked by a one-armed bandit! «I'll try it, Senator.» He fed the machine.
Mike had extended his time sense a little and was feeling around inside the machine, trying to discover what it did. He was too timid to play it himself.
But when Jubal did so, Mike watched the cylinders spin, noted the eye pictured on each, and wondered what this «jackpot» was. The word had three meanings, so far as he knew; none of them seemed to apply. Without intending to cause excitement, he slowed and stopped each wheel so that the eyes looked out through the window.
A bell tolled, a choir sang hosannas, the machine lighted up and started spewing slugs. Boone looked delighted. «Well, bless you! Doc, this is your day! Here — put one back to take the jackpot off.» He picked up one of the flood and fed it back in.
Mike was wondering why this was happening, so he lined up the eyes again. Events repeated, save that the flood was a trickle. Boone stared. «Well, I'll be — blessed! It's not supposed to hit twice in a row. But I'll see that you're paid on both.» Quickly he put a slug back in.
Mike still wanted to see why this was a «jackpot.» The eyes lined up again.
Boone stared. Jill squeezed Mike's hand and whispered, «Mike … stop it!»
«But, Jill, I was seeing — »
«Don't talk. Just stop. Oh, wait till I get you home!»
Boone said slowly, «I'd hesitate to call this a miracle. Probably needs a repairman.» He shouted, «Cherub here!» and added, «We'd better take the last one off, anyhow,» and fed in another slug.
Without Mike's intercession, the wheels slowed down and announced: «FOSTER — LOVES — YOU.» A Cherub came up and said, «Happy day. You need help?»
«Three jackpots,» Boone told him.
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«Didn't you hear the music? Are you deef? We'll be at the bar; fetch the money there. And have somebody check this machine.»
«Yes, Bishop.»
Boone hurried them to the bar. «Got to get you out of here,» he said jovially, «before you bankrupt the Church. Doc, are you always that lucky?»
«Always,» Harshaw said solemnly. He told himself that he did not know that the boy had anything to do with it … but he wished that this ordeal were over.
Boone took them to a counter marked «Reserved» and said, «This'll do — or would the little lady like to sit?»
«This is fine.» ( — you call me «little lady» once more and I'll turn Mike loose on you!)
A bartender hurried up. «Happy day. Your usual, Bishop?»
«Double. What'll it be, Doc? And Mr. Smith? Don't be bashful; you're the Supreme Bishop's guests.»
«Brandy, thank you. Water on the side.»
«Brandy, thank you,» Mike repeated and added. «No water for me, please.» Water was not the essence; nevertheless he did not wish to drink water here.
«That's the spirit!» Boone said heartily. «That's the spirit with spirits! No water. Get it? It's a joke.» He dug Jubal in the ribs. «What'll it be for the little lady? Cola? Milk for your rosy cheeks? Or a real Happy Day drink with the big folks?»
«Senator,» Jill said carefully, «Would your hospitality extend to a martini?»
«Would it! Best martinis in the world — we don't use vermouth. We bless 'em instead. Double martini for the little lady. Bless you, son, and make it fast. We've time for a quick one, then pay our respects to Archangel Foster and on into the Sanctuary to hear the Supreme Bishop.»
The drinks arrived and the jackpots' pay-off. They drank with Boone's blessing, then he wrangled over the three hundred dollars, insisting that all prizes belonged to Jubal. Jubal settled it by depositing it all in a love- offering bowl.
Boone nodded approvingly. «That's a mark of grace, Doc. We'll save you yet. Another round, folks?»
Jill hoped that someone would say yes — The gin was watered but it was starting a flame of tolerance in her middle. Nobody spoke up, so Boone led them away, up a flight, past a sign reading: POSITIVELY NO SEEKERS NOR SIN NERS — THIS MEANS
Beyond was a gate. Boone said to it: «Bishop Boone and three pilgrims, guests of the Supreme Bishop.»
The gate opened. He led them around a curved passage into a room. It was large, luxurious in a style that
