“I can’t imagine what Maria was thinking about to call her witty!”
“I know it. I should think such people had better keep quiet when they haven’t anything to say. I’m glad it’s time to go home. Picnics are such stupid things!”
What more was said I do not know, for I left the spot as quickly as possible, making an inward resolution to avoid all picnics in the future till I should arrive at my second childhood.
I cannot refrain from giving one other little instance of my sufferings from this cause. I was again invited out; this time to a lunch party, specially to meet the friend of a friend of mine. The very morning of the day it was to take place I received a telegram stating that my great-aunt had died suddenly in California. Now people don’t usually care much about their great-aunts. They can bear to be chastened in this direction very comfortably; but I did care about mine. She had been very kind to me, and though the width of a continent had separated us for the last ten years her memory was still dear to me.
I sat down immediately to write a note excusing myself from my friend’s lunch party, when, just as I took the paper, it occurred to me that it was rather a selfish thing to do. My friend’s guests were invited, and her arrangements all made; and as the visit of her friend was to be very short the opportunity of our meeting would probably be lost. So I wrote instead a note to the daughter of my great aunt, and when the time came I went to the lunch party with a heavy heart. I had no opportunity of telling my friend of the sad news I had received that morning, and I suppose I may have been quiet; perhaps I even seemed indifferent, though I tried not to be. I could not have been very successful, however, for I was just going up-stairs to put on my “things” to go home, when I heard this little conversation in the dressing-room:
“It’s too bad she wasn’t more interesting to-day, but you never can tell how it will be. She will do as she likes, and that’s the end of it.”
“Yes,” said another voice, “I think she is rather a moody person anyway; she won’t say a word if she doesn’t feel like it.”
“‘Sh—’sh—here she comes,” said another, with the tone and look that told me it was I of whom they were talking.
And so I adjure all youthful and hopeful persons, who have a tendency to be funny, to keep it a profound secret from the world. Indulge in your propensities to any extent in your family circle; keep your immediate relatives, if you like, in convulsions of inextinguishable laughter all the time; but when you mingle in society guard your secret with your life. Never make a joke, and, if necessary, never take one; and by so doing you shall peradventure escape that wrath to come to which I have fallen an innocent victim, and which I doubt not will bring me to an untimely end.— _The Independent._
And a few pages from Miss Murfree, who has shown such rare power in her short character sketches.
A BLACKSMITH IN LOVE.
BY CHARLES EGBERT CRADDOCK.
The pine-knots flamed and glistened under the great wash-kettle. A tree-toad was persistently calling for rain in the dry distance. The girl, gravely impassive, beat the clothes with the heavy paddle. Her mother shortly ceased to prod the white heaps in the boiling water, and presently took up the thread of her discourse.
“An’ ‘Vander hev got ter be a mighty suddint man. I hearn tell, when I war down ter M’ria’s house ter the quiltin’, ez how in that sorter fight an’ scrimmage they hed at the mill las’ month, he war powerful ill-conducted. Nobody hed thought of hevin’ much of a fight—thar hed been jes’ a few licks passed atwixt the men thar; but the fust finger ez war laid on this boy, he jes’ lit out, an’ fit like a catamount. Right an’ lef’ he lay about him with his fists, an’ he drawed his huntin’-knife on some of ‘em. The men at the mill war in no wise pleased with him.”
“‘Pears like ter me ez ‘Vander air a peaceable boy enough, ef he ain’t jawed at an’ air lef’ be,” drawled Cynthia.
Her mother was embarrassed for a moment. Then, with a look both sly and wise, she made an admission—a qualified admission. “Waal, wimmen—ef—ef—ef they air young an’ toler’ble hard-headed
This sudden turn to the conversation invested all that had been said with new meaning, and revealed a subtle diplomatic intention. The girl seemed deliberately to review it as she paused in her work. Then, with a rising flush: “I ain’t studyin’ ‘bout marryin’ nobody,” she asserted staidly. “I hev laid off ter live single.”
Mrs. Ware had overshot the mark, but she retorted, gallantly reckless: “That’s what yer Aunt Malviny useter declar’ fur gospel sure, when she war a gal. An’ she hev got ten chil’ren, an’ hev buried two husbands; an’ ef all they say air true, she’s tollin’ in the third man now. She’s a mighty spry, good-featured woman, an’ a fust-rate manager, yer Aunt Malviny air, an’ both her husbands lef’ her suthin—cows, or wagons, or land. An’ they war quiet men when they war alive, an’ stays whar they air put now that they air dead; not like old Parson Hoodenpyle, what his wife hears stumpin’ round the house an’ preachin’ every night, though she air ez deef ez a post, an’ he hev been in glory twenty year—twenty year an’ better. Yer Aunt Malviny hed luck, so mebbe ‘tain’t no killin’ complaint fur a gal ter git ter talking like a fool about marryin’ an’ sech. Leastwise I ain’t minded ter sorrow.”
She looked at her daughter with a gay grin, which, distorted by her toothless gums and the wreathing steam from the kettle, enhanced her witch-like aspect and was spuriously malevolent. She did not notice the stir of an approach through the brambly tangles of the heights above until it was close at hand; as she turned, she thought only of the mountain cattle and to see the red cow’s picturesque head and crumpled horns thrust over the sassafras bushes, or to hear the brindle’s clanking bell. It was certainly less unexpected to Cynthia when a young mountaineer, clad in brown jean trousers and a checked homespun shirt, emerged upon the rocky slope. He still wore his blacksmith’s leather apron, and his powerful corded hammer-arm was bare beneath his tightly-rolled sleeve. He was tall and heavily built; his sunburned face was square, with a strong lower jaw, and his features were accented by fine lines of charcoal, as if the whole were a clever sketch.
His black eyes held fierce intimations, but there was mobility of expression about them that suggested changing impulses, strong but fleeting. He was like his forge-fire; though the heat might be intense for a time, it fluctuated with the breath of the bellows. Just now he was meekly quailing before the old woman, whom he evidently had not thought to find here. It was as apt an illustration as might be, perhaps, of the inferiority of strength to finesse. She seemed an inconsiderable adversary, as, haggard, lean, and prematurely aged, she swayed on her prodding-stick about the huge kettle; but she was as a veritable David to this big young Goliath, though she, too, flung hardly more than a pebble at him.
“Laws-a-me!” she cried, in shrill, toothless glee; “ef hyar ain’t ‘Vander Price! What brung ye down hyar along o’ we-uns, ‘Vander?” she continued, with simulated anxiety. “Hev that thar red heifer o’ ourn lept over the fence agin, an’ got inter Pete’s corn? Waal, sir, ef she ain’t the headin’est heifer!”
“I hain’t seen none o’ yer heifer, ez I knows on,” replied the young blacksmith, with gruff, drawling deprecation. Then he tried to regain his natural manner. “I kem down hyar,” he remarked, in an off-hand way, “ter git a drink o’
