I must, after all, have strong local attachments, for when at last the time came to land I left the ship with lingering reluctance. My feet seemed fastened to the deck where I had made my brief home on the much rolling deep. I had grown used to pain and resigned to fate. I walked the plank unsteadily. I stood on shore amid the rain and the mist. A hackman preyed upon me. I was put into an ancient ark and trundled on through the queer, irresolute, contradictory old streets, beside the lovely bay, all aglow with the lighted yachts, as a Southern swamp is with fire-flies. A torchlight procession met and escorted me. To this hour I am at a loss to know whether this attention was a delicate tribute on the part of the city of Newport to a distinguished guest, or a parting attention from the company who sail the Jane Moseley, and advertise in the
CHAPTER VIII.
HUMOROUS POEMS.
I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.
THE FIRST NEEDLE.
BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.
“Have you heard the new invention, my dears,
That a man has invented?” said she.
“It’s a stick with an eye
Through which you can tie
A thread so long, it acts like a thong,
And the men have such fun,
To see the thing run!
A firm, strong thread, through that eye at the head,
Is pulled over the edges most craftily,
And makes a beautiful seam to see!”
“What, instead of those wearisome thorns, my dear,
Those wearisome thorns?” cried they.
“The seam we pin
Driving them in,
But where are they by the end of the day,
With dancing, and jumping, and leaps by the sea?
For wintry weather
They won’t hold together,
Seal-skins and bear-skins all dropping round
Off from our shoulders down to the ground.
The thorns, the tiresome thorns, will prick,
But none of them ever consented to stick!
Oh, won’t the men let us this new thing use?
If we mend their clothes they can’t refuse.
Ah, to sew up a seam for them to see—
What a treat, a delightful treat, ‘twill be!”
“Yes, a nice thing, too, for the babies, my dears—
But, alas, there is but one!” cried she.
“I saw them passing it round, and then
They said it was fit for only men!
What woman would know
How to make the thing go?
There was not a man so foolish to dream
That any woman could sew up a seam!”
Oh, then there was babbling and scrabbling, my dears!
“At least they might let us do that!” cried they.
“Let them shout and fight
And kill bears all night;
We’ll leave them their spears and hatchets of stone
If they’ll give us this thing for our very own.
It will be like a joy above all we could scheme,
To sit up all night and sew such a seam.”
“Beware! take care!” cried an aged old crone,
“Take care what you promise,” said she.
