'Do it,' Devin said, and the sharp impatience got through.
'What's going on?'
'Somebody's robbing the bank. Put the car out of commission in case he gets past me. And do what you can to keep people out of the way without getting them stirred up.'
'You're not going in there alone.'
'I've got the gun, you don't,' Devin pointed out. 'And I've got the badge. Be a pal, Rafe, and deal with the car. As far as I can tell, there's only one perp. I'm going in. If he comes out waving that damn gun, don't be a jerk. Get out of the way.'
The hell he would, Rafe thought, but he crouched down to move around to the driver's side of the car while Devin took out his weapon.
Devin wanted to keep it simple, and safe. He tucked his gun into the back of his belt, slipped his badge off and into his pocket. He strolled into the bank, smiled at the teller.
'Hey there, Nancy. Thought I'd be too late to make my deposit. Lucky for me you're still open.'
Though her face was frozen in fear, she managed to gape at him. 'But— But—'
'The wife'll have my hide if I forget to put the money in. We got that automatic withdrawal on our insurance, you know.' He strolled up to the counter, one hand reaching down.
'Are you crazy?' the man with the gun shrieked out, nerves in every syllable. 'Are you out of your mind? Get down on the floor! Down! Now!'
'Hey, I'm not butting in line,' Devin said reasonably. 'Just trying to do some business.' He kept his eyes on the man's face, his hand still going down and back, where a man kept his wallet.
'I'll show you some business!'
To Devin's relief, the man shifted the gun from Nancy and toward him. 'Put your damn money on the counter. I'll take that, too.'
As if he'd just noticed the weapon, Devin held up a hand in peace. 'Holy hell, you robbing the bank?'
'What does it look like I'm doing, Einstein? Let's have the money.'
'Okay, okay. I don't want any trouble here. You can have it.' But instead of his wallet, Devin came out with his gun. 'Now, are we going to stand here and shoot each other, or what?'
The man's eyes went wild. 'I'll kill you! I swear I'll kill you!'
'That's a possibility.' A remote one, since the idiot was waving the gun like a flag on the Fourth of July. 'It's just as likely I'll kill you. You drop that gun on the floor and step back from it. You've already got armed robbery, you don't want to add shooting a police officer.'
'A cop, a damn cop! Then I'll just shoot her!' Furious, he swung the gun back toward the teller.
Devin didn't hesitate, he didn't even bother to curse. Nancy was just where she should be. On the floor, out of the line of fire. And since he was close enough, Devin used his fist instead of his gun.
'Damn idiot.'
The man managed to get off one shot at the ceiling before the gun flew out of his hand. Ignoring it, Dev-in put his own between the man's eyes.
'What you want to do now,' he said calmly, 'is roll yourself over and put your hands behind your head. If you don't, I'm going to have to blow your head right off, and this carpet's only a year old.'
'Damn cop. Damn lousy one-horse town.'
'You got that right.' With a bit more force than was strictly necessary, Devin jerked the man's hands down, cuffed them. 'You shouldn't mess with small towns. We're real careful about them. Anybody hurt back there? You all right, Nancy?'
As a chorus of breathless, excited voices exploded from behind the counter, he glanced back, knowing Rafe was behind him. And grinned at the crowbar his brother was slapping against his palm.
'I told you I'd handle it.'
'This was just in case. What did you do, Dev, scalp him?'
Idly Devin picked up the wig that had been dislodged during the scuffle. 'Looks that way. Might as well give him a shave while I'm at it.' None too gently, he pulled the man's head back and ripped off the fake moustache. 'In case you haven't figured it out, you're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent ...' he began as he hauled the man to his feet.
He finished Mirandizing him on the way to the door. 'Y'all get up from behind there now. I'm going to send Donnie in to get your statements.'
From their station at the diner window, both boys watched Devin come out, dragging a balding man with a bloody lip.
'He got him,' Bryan said, awed. 'Devin got an honest-to-God bank robber.'
'Of course he did.' Connor beamed. 'He's the sheriff.'
There was talk of little else but the attempted bank robbery. In the way of small towns, unofficial reports leaped over the wires far ahead of official ones. In many of the phone and backyard-fence conversations, it was said that Devin had burst into the bank, gun drawn, eyes blazing. In others, he had taken out the robber, who'd been armed to the teeth with automatic weapons, bare-handed.
By the end of the day, Devin found himself the recipient of enough homemade baked goods that he could have opened his own restaurant. They made up for the endless official reports he had to type and file. They nearly made up for the phone calls he was forced to field, from concerned citizens, the mayor, the bank manager, and a number of women who thought he might need a bit of comfort after his ordeal.
He was deflecting one of the offers when his brothers walked in.
'No, Annie, I wasn't wounded.' He rolled his eyes as all three of his visitors grinned at him. 'No, he didn't shoot me. Sharilyn's exaggerating. Ah...' A little baffled by the offer presented to him, he cleared his throat. 'That's nice of you, Annie, and I appreciate the thought, but— No, I don't think I'm going to suffer from delayed stress syndrome. Yeah, I've heard of it, but— No, no, really, I'm just fine. And I'm a little tied up right now. Yeah, official business. That's right. You take care now. Uh-huh. You bet. Bye.'
He let out a long breath, shaking his head briskly as he replaced the receiver. 'Holy hell.'
'Was that Annie 'The Body' Linstrom?' Shane wanted to know.
'She was hitting on me,' Devin said with a snort of laughter. 'Women are a puzzle. There's no way around it.'
Jared sat on the corner of Devin's desk. 'The way I heard it, bullets bounce off your chest.'
'Nah.' Shane sniffed at one of the pies sitting on a crowded shelf. 'I heard he eats bullets. Betty Malloy bake this lemon meringue?'
'Yeah.' Devin winced when the phone rang again. 'Where the hell is Donnie?'
'Last I saw, he was strutting down Main Street trying to look like Supercop.' Rafe cocked his head. 'Aren't you going to answer it—Sheriff?'
Devin swore and picked up the phone. 'Sheriff's office. MacKade.'
He leaned back, closed his eyes. It was the press again. Every small paper and news bureau within fifty miles had picked up on the botched robbery. By rote, he gave the official line, danced around the demand for a more in- depth interview, and hung up.
'You're good at that,' Jared decided. 'Real stern and authoritative.'
'I'm beginning to wish I'd kicked that jerk in the head,' Devin muttered. 'He's caused me a lot of trouble. Now I'm stuck here, answering the damn phone, typing reports, with some out-of-town idiot who couldn't hold up a lemonade stand in the back. He whines all the time.'
'At least you won't starve,' Shane said, and helped himself to one of the cookies on a plate by the pie. 'We thought we'd take you down to Duff's, buy you a drink.'
'Can't leave the prisoner unattended.'
'Rough,' Jared said, without sympathy. 'You know, Bryan was about to jump out of his socks when he got home. You're better than Rambo.'
Amused, Devin scratched his cheek-. 'Don't tell him the last robbery I had to deal with was when a couple of kids stole underwear off Mrs. Metz's clothesline.' He shuffled papers on his desk. 'Have you been by the inn, Rafe? Everything okay there?'
'Everything's fine. Cassie was a little upset. Word travels,' he added unnecessarily. 'But I told her it was all blown out of proportion, and you didn't do anything much.'
