Joe Abercrombie
THE HEROES
ORDER OF BATTLE
Lord Marshal Kroy — commander-in-chief of his Majesty’s armies in the North.
Colonel Felnigg — his chief of staff, a remarkably chinless man.
Colonel Bremer dan Gorst — royal observer of the Northern War and disgraced master swordsman, formerly the king’s First Guard.
Rurgen and Younger — his faithful servants, one old, one … younger.
Bayaz, the First of the Magi — a bald wizard supposedly hundreds of years old and an influential representative of the Closed Council, the king’s closest advisors.
Yoru Sulfur — his butler, bodyguard and chief bookkeeper.
Denka and Saurizin — two old Adepti of the University of Adua, academics conducting an experiment for Bayaz.
General Jalenhorm — an old friend of the king, fantastically young for his position, described as brave yet prone to blunders.
Retter — his thirteen-year-old bugler.
Colonel Vallimir — ambitious commanding officer of the King’s Own First Regiment.
First Sergeant Forest — chief non-commissioned officer with the staff of the First.
Corporal Tunny — long-serving profiteer, and standard-bearer of the First.
Troopers Yolk, Klige, Worth, and Lederlingen — clueless recruits attached to Tunny as messengers.
Colonel Wetterlant — punctilious commanding officer of the Sixth Regiment.
Major Culfer — his panicky second in command.
Sergeant Gaunt, Private Rose — soldiers with the Sixth.
Major Popol — commanding the first battalion of the Rostod Regiment.
Captain Lasmark — a poor captain with the Rostod Regiment.
Colonel Vinkler — courageous commanding officer of the Thirteenth Regiment.
General Mitterick — a professional soldier with much chin and little loyalty, described as sharp but reckless.
Colonel Opker — his chief of staff.
Lieutenant Dimbik — an unconfident young officer on Mitterick’s staff.
Lord Governor Meed — an amateur soldier with a neck like a turtle, in peacetime the governor of Angland, described as hating Northmen like a pig hates butchers.
Colonel Harod dan Brock — an honest and hard-working member of Meed’s staff, the son of a notorious traitor.
Finree dan Brock — Colonel Brock’s venomously ambitious wife, the daughter of Lord Marshal Kroy.
Colonel Brint — senior on Meed’s staff, an old friend of the king.
Aliz dan Brint — Colonel Brint’s naive young wife.
Captain Hardrick — an officer on Meed’s staff, affecting tight trousers.
The Dogman — Chief of those Northmen fighting with the Union. An old companion of the Bloody-Nine, once a close friend of Black Dow, now his bitter enemy.
Red-Hat — the Dogman’s Second, who wears a red hood.
Hardbread — a Named Man of long experience, leading a dozen for the Dogman.
Redcrow — one of Hardbread’s Carls.
Black Dow — the Protector of the North, or stealer of it, depending on who you ask.
Splitfoot — his Second, meaning chief bodyguard and arse-licker.
Ishri — his advisor, a sorceress from the desert South, and sworn enemy of Bayaz.
Caul Shivers — a scarred Named Man with a metal eye, who some call Black Dow’s dog.
Curnden Craw — a Named Man thought of as a straight edge, once Second to Rudd Threetrees, then close to Bethod, now leading a dozen for Black Dow.
Wonderful — his long-suffering Second.
Whirrun of Bligh — a famous hero from the utmost North, who wields the Father of Swords. Also called Cracknut, on account of his nut being cracked.
Jolly Yon Cumber, Brack-i-Dayn, Scorry Tiptoe, Agrick, Athroc and Drofd — other members of Craw’s dozen.
Scale — Bethod’s eldest son, now the least powerful of Dow’s five War Chiefs, strong as a bull, brave as a bull, and with a bull’s brain too.
Pale-as-Snow — once one of Bethod’s War Chiefs, now Scale’s Second.
White-Eye Hansul — a Named Man with a blind eye, once Bethod’s herald.
‘Prince’ Calder — Bethod’s younger son, an infamous coward and schemer, temporarily exiled for suggesting peace.
Seff — his pregnant wife, the daughter of Caul Reachey.
Deep and Shallow — a pair of killers, watching over Calder in the hope of riches.
Caul Reachey — one of Dow’s five War Chiefs, an elderly warrior, famously honourable, father to Seff, father-in-law to Calder.
Brydian Flood — a Named Man formerly a member of Craw’s dozen.
Beck — a young farmer craving glory on the battlefield, the son of Shama Heartless.
Reft, Colving, Stodder and Brait — other young lads pressed into service with Beck.
Glama Golden’s Men
Glama Golden — one of Dow’s five War Chiefs, intolerably vain, locked in a feud with