Rachel Caine. Oasis
(Weather Warden — 2.50)
OASIS … a new Weather Warden short story by Rachel CaineOasis a new Weather Warden short story by Rachel Caine copyright 2004 — Rachel Caine … special thanks to Claire Wilkins for her excellent editorial assistance!
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This story falls between the end of Heat Stroke, the second novel of the Warden series, and Chill Factor, the third novel.
I know I've complained about this before, but believe me, I'm going to complain about it again, so get used to it: Being human sucks. Especially after you've been a Djinn. Granted, being a supernatural creature subject to a whole different set of physics and laws brings with it some significant downsides —
and Lord knows that includes a humiliating episode with a lecherous teenage master and a Frederick's of Hollywood maid outfit — but it also has some great advantages. You don't get easily tired out, for one thing. You don't need to sleep as much.
And you don't need to stop to pee when you're trying to prevent the latest Apocalypse.
'I've got to stop,' I sighed, and checked the sign flashing by on the passenger side of the car for information about what would be available at the next exit.
The next exit, it appeared, was four miles ahead, give or take, and would feature a Conoco station and a Dairy Queen. Probably in the same building. On both sides of the freeway, desert blurred past in a continuous loop. I had started feeling some days back like I'd entered a video game designed by a lunatic with a cactus fetish, and I was nowhere near winning, or even cracking the first level. Hell, I was starting to wonder exactly what kind of game I was playing.
My whole body — human, thanks very much, universe — was aching with exhaustion and vibrating with road noise. My lovely Dodge Viper wasn't feeling the strain of this drive across the country (New York to Nevada) nearly as much as I was.
I needed sleep. I needed food that didn't contain preservatives. I needed …
Well, I just needed.
'There's a motel at the next exit,' David said, from the passenger seat.
Speaking of need … My Djinn lover was comfortably seated with a book in his hands, reading as if he could do this forever. Which he probably could, being supernatural and therefore not subject to the effects of small bladders and large quantities of coffee. I glanced over at him. He wasn't looking at me, he was focused on the pages of the paperback he was holding — ah, another Robert B. Parker, he was on a Spenser kick — but I could sense his attention straying toward me. Behind the innocent round glasses, those dark-brown eyes swirled with random whirls of hot bronze. I found myself glancing over to admire the elegant planes of his cheekbones, the fullness of his lips, and it occurred to me that his comment hadn't been all related to an altruistic concern for my wellbeing.
I cleared my throat and reached for the cold coffee in the drink holder. Ugh.
It tasted nasty, oily and old. Really, it was about the same as it had tasted when I'd poured it at the last 7-11 we'd visited, but at least then it had been hot.
'I'm okay,' I said. 'I just need a bathroom.'
'No, you need to sleep,' he said, and turned the page. I didn't recognize the title of the book, I realized. Maybe David was reading a book that hadn't actually been published yet. I wouldn't put it past him. 'You won't be any good if you arrive in this condition. There's a battle ahead of us when we get there.
You need to rest.'
Djinn. Always right, and always smug about it. You'd think it would get annoying, but from David … not so much.
I drove in silence for another four miles, which was about two minutes at the current speed, and took the exit too fast. Mona whined in protest as I throttled her down. There was a gas station — with a faded Dairy Queen sign on the side — and, just beyond it, a deserted-looking place called DESERT INN.
Descriptive.
The sign also promised CABLE TV and AIR CONDITIONING. The building was laid out in a long L-shape, one story, with about twelve rooms. One dilapidated 1980s-era Cadillac with dark-tinted windows lurked in the last parking space, and the VACANCY sign flickered on and off in red letters in the grimy office window.
I'd never seen anything so beautiful in my life. I could have written poetry to it.
But we were on a timetable, and frankly, sitting in one spot and waiting for someone — like, say, Kevin the Teen Psycho, now armed with the power of a VIP among Djinn — to notice that we were an easy target … didn't sound like a sleep-inducing idea.
No. I just needed food and a bathroom. I could always sleep in the car and get David to drive, if necessary.
David lifted his head from the book and looked at me as I slowed Mona down even more, preparing to turn into the DQ parking area. He didn't say anything, but I knew he was thinking about it. We had a silent argument. I won.
I drove up to the window and ordered a hamburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
David had the same, which made me mildly curious … Djinn could eat, of course, but normally they don't bother unless they're trying to fit in. But David was a little bit odd, by Djinn standards. He tended to actually like being human, or humanoid, or however you define it.
'What?' he asked me, raising his eyebrows as I stared at him, thinking about it.
I shrugged and handed over money to the cashier, who looked like she was probably working in violation of child labor laws. I hoped she wasn't also the cook. At her age, I wouldn't have been able to turn out a halfway decent sandwich, much less actually operate a fry basket.
'Nothing,' I said. 'Just don't try anything funny.'
'Funny?'
'Funny.'
Two bags and two shakes later, I drove around to the front of the gas station, hesitated, and then continued through the conveniently cojoined parking lot into the Desert Inn's domain.
David said nothing, but when I parked, he sucked on the straw of his chocolate shake with evident satisfaction. Speaking of that … I tasted mine, and nearly had an intimate moment with the smooth, creamy taste of chocolate on my tongue.
Well, plus the way David's lips fit around that straw.
'Are we going into the restaurant?' he asked, when I didn't put the car in gear.
'I'm thinking,' I said. 'Maybe I should just, you know, visit the Little Wardens Room and then eat out here in the car …'
Whatever else I'd been about to say dissolved into white noise as I watched him lick the taste of chocolate shake from his lips.
'You bastard,' I said.
'What?'
'Don't do that.'
'What?'
He licked the taste of fries from his fingers.
'Dammit, stop it,' I said. 'I'm not going to fall for that, so you might as well …'
He took my hand in his and touched it to his lips. His expression was entirely serious now. 'Joanne. I can feel how tired you are. You need this, you need sleep and rest. I won't let anything happen to you.'
