you wondered how it stayed in one piece. Potatoes mashed with the skins still on them, enough lumps to prove they hadn't come out of a box or bag, but smooth enough to be a delight. All told, it was wonderful – though I expect the company had a lot to do with it.
Of course, during the meal, sauce got pretty much everywhere – I finally decided that I might as well just take off my shirt and be done with it – getting the sauce off skin was preferable to trying to wash it out of clothing. By the time we were done, both of us were probably wearing as much sauce as we'd actually eaten – though on Jan, I have to admit that it did look a lot better than it did on me.
When we'd both finished, we looked at the mess we'd made of ourselves, and both of us broke out laughing. When we finally settle down again, Jan started to reach for a cloth to wipe herself off with. I quickly offered 'Here, let me do that.' She smiled at me, and sat back again – only to be surprised when I leaned forward to start licking it off of her.
She quickly got into the spirit of the thing, and said 'That's not fair!
I've got WAY more on me than you do!' – then reached over and scooped some of what was still on the plates on her fingers, and proceeded to smear it all over my chest, leaving me with far more than she did. She sat back with an impish smile – at least, until I got a gleam in my eye, and did the same to her, with identical results. Before long, we were laughing and gasping as we each tried to see how much barbeque we could smear on the other. And enjoying every minute of it.
Finally, though, we simply ran out of 'ammunition', and had to settle for smearing around what had already been deposited – which lead to a completely different sort of fun. At one point, Jan cried 'No fair!
You've still got most of your clothes on, and I've got most of mine off!' – so I quickly stood, and shucked what was left. leaving myself completely naked. And also clearly somewhat aroused. As I'd started to drop my underwear, Jan stood too, and quickly shed the panties she had on, leaving us both naked. The 'battle' quickly resumed, but it took only a few minutes before the heat of our bodies and the action of smearing the sauce made it more sticky than slippery, and we finally had to stop, still laughing and gasping.
When we'd finally caught our breath, she got a mischievous look in her eye, and moved over to start licking me clean. Meticulously. With suction action to make sure she didn't leave any behind.
So, when she was done, I returned the favor. In infinite detail. Slowly.
With lots of repeat action, 'just in case'.
By the time I was done, we were both more than a little aroused, and quickly moved to the floor to continue the action, starting with a series of soft, gentle kisses that soon escalated to checking each others tonsils and a lot of tongue dueling.
It didn't take us long to expand our efforts and attentions: as I placed my hand on Jan's breast, I could feel her lay her hand on my leg, and then slide it toward my rapidly growing penis. Cupping her breast, I ran my thumb over her nipple, feeling the ends of her breasts harden and her nipple erect after only a couple of strokes. In return, she took hold of my member, and slowly started caressing it, using just her fingertips.
It didn't take me but a few strokes, as well, before I was hard. When I was, Jan pressed against my chest with her other hand, and I laid back (willingly, even eagerly!) to let her do with me as she wanted.
Once on my back, she leaned over me, and used the ends of her breasts to tickle my chest and belly for a while, before tracing a line down to do the same to my legs. Then back up to my chest, but not as far, then back down my legs – slowly, tantalizingly zeroing in on my now fully erect and twitching penis. Not buxom enough to hold me between her breasts, she used them to tease me with her nipples and manipulate me with her small, but firm, globes. It didn't take long before several drops of pre-cum had made an appearance, delighting her before she leaned down far enough to lick them up with the tip of her tongue. Once she'd gotten a taste of me, she quickly changed over from using her breasts, and took me into her mouth. Teasing the underside of the head with her tongue, she applied gentle suction to the head for a while, before releasing it.
Licking her lips, she grinned up at me before wrapping her lips around the head, and then taking as much of me as she could before starting to apply a gentle, rhythmic suction while she reached down to hold and caress my balls. I groaned in response, and she started massaging my length with her tongue. It took only a couple minutes of that before I couldn't help but start making small thrusting movements, pushing my saliva-slick erection farther into her mouth. After a couple of my thrusts, she paused a moment, took a deep breath, and took my entire length – her lips nestled in my pubic hair, and the end of my hardness pushing against the back of her throat. She swallowed a couple of times, allowing her throat muscles to 'milk' the spongy head, I moaned again at the sensation, and she slowly withdrew, drawing a deep breath. I was able to reach her thigh, and pressed against the inside of it to try and draw her close enough for me to try and return the favor, but still holding me in her mouth, she just shook her head slightly at me. Drawing another breath, she repeated her effort, again 'deep-throating' me, but for not as long – withdrawing slightly so she could breathe through her nose, she started humming – a sensation I could feel all the way down to my balls. I warned her 'You keep doing that, and I'm going to climax!'; her response was to smile at me with her eyes, and keep going.
Sure enough, it wasn't but a (very!) few minutes more before I could feel my balls tighten up, in preparation for my climax. She felt it, too, in her hand, and when she felt the first spasm hit my penis, stopped humming and took me all the way into her mouth again -swallowing to stimulate me even more as the first blast erupted from me. When she swallowed it, it just made the next shot nearly as strong as the first, and the one after that nearly as strong as the second, and so on. Only when I quit pulsing did she release me slightly, so she could breathe – but she still kept me in her mouth, and continued to suck on me gently and massage me with her tongue for as long as she could convince my softening penis to give up even the slightest trickle of my fluids. Only when I was decidedly soft did she content herself with licking and sucking anything that had escaped her before, and ensuring that I was as clean as I could be. With a final small pop, she released me, turned, and moved up next to me, resting an elbow on the floor and her head on one hand as the other traced random patterns on my chest and belly as I finished catching my breath and recovered from the intensity of the experience.
When I was finally able to move again, I started to get up, but Jan firmly pushed me back down, and asked 'What did you want?'
'Well, I was going to get something to drink – I think you got every bit of fluid in my body!'
She giggled, and got up – a truly delightful experience to watch, what with her breasts jiggling ever so slightly, and her muscles flexing in some very interesting ways – and headed into the kitchen, coming back in a few moments with a couple of sodas. Opening them, she took a few sips from hers as I sat up a bit, and then held the other to my mouth so I could drink nearly half of it at one pass.
She laughed, and said 'C'mon, I know I didn't get that much out of you!'
'Sure as hell feels like it from where I sit! I thought you promised not to try and kill me!'
More laughter before she told me 'I'm glad you liked It.', mischievously.
''Like' doesn't begin to describe it. Uh, where did you learn to do that?'
'You mean the taking all of you, or the humming part?'
'Either. Both.'
Smiling at me, she said 'Uh, the all-of-you part I learned from that movie 'Deep Throat'; the other part I kind of made up after the way you reacted when I did it the first time.'
'Where did you get a chance to see 'Deep Throat'?!'
'One of the other girls at school. Her dad has some porno movies, and that was one of them. A bunch of us were at her house one afternoon after school, and when she showed us the movies her dad had, we all wanted to see what the fuss was about that one.'
'I'm afraid to ask – what else did you learn?'
'Oh, a little of this, a little of that!'
I groaned in mock terror, and said 'Oh, God, you're gonna kill me – I just know it!!'
Jan laughed, and replied 'No, I'm not. If I kill you, I can't use you again – and I want to use you a lot.'
I laughed, too, and told her 'Oh, the way my life has changed! From a respected engineer to the sexual plaything of a depraved 16-year-old!'
She giggled, but didn't reply – at least, not verbally. The look she gave me, though, spoke volumes. I knew I was in big trouble. She just might kill me – but I'd die happy.
'Jan?'
'Yes, Uncle Dan?'
'Uh, why didn't you want to let me do anything to you?'