“Let me get right to the point,” Drager said to Vinnie. “I know you’ve been stealing from Wellington. I want full disclosure, and I want the money you’ve embezzled. I want the names on all the bad bonds you’ve written.”
“Yessir,” Vinnie said. “I’ll cooperate totally. I don’t know where I’ll get the money, but I’ll pay it back somehow. Are you calling the police in?”
“Not if you repay the money.” Drager stood and looked at his watch. “I have another meeting. You can let yourselves out?”
“Absolutely,” Vinnie said. “No problem.”
Drager walked partially down the hall with us, said good-bye, and entered another office. Vinnie and I continued on toward the room with the cubicles. The building was eerily quiet, with the exception of a room to the right. I could hear machinery working on the other side of the closed door. I opened the door and looked in. There was a large paper shredder working. A bored-looking kid stood beside the shredder. Black garbage bags presumably filled with paper were stacked against a wall.
“What?” the kid said.
“Sorry,” I said to him. “Looking for the ladies room.”
“By the elevator.”
I thanked him and closed the door. I didn’t say anything to Vinnie until we got into the car and were out of the parking lot.
“So what do you think?” I asked Vinnie.
“He was nervous,” Vinnie said. “Scared.”
Vinnie might be a creepy human being, but he was an excellent judge of people. That’s one of the reasons Vinnie was a good bail bondsman. Vinnie knew when people were lying, scared, doped-up, dumb, or crazy. When Vinnie wasn’t intentionally scamming, he didn’t write a lot of bad bonds. Vinnie knew who was going to run and who was going to show up for court.
“Do you have any idea why Drager was nervous?”
“I’m guessing someone’s putting pressure on him.”
“His next meeting?”
Vinnie shrugged. “All I know is Drager didn’t want to shut me down or send me to jail. He just wanted the money.”
“You know what else I thought was weird. The office. There weren’t any people working there. He said they left early, but I didn’t see any clutter on the desks in the empty cubicles and offices. Nothing in their wastebaskets. The only machine working was the paper shredder. What kind of an office has that many empty desks and a giant paper shredder?”
“A fake office,” Vinnie said. “Cripes, I don’t want to say what I’m thinking.”
“That you and Bobby Sunflower have been scamming an even bigger scammer?”
“Yeah.”
“Drager?”
“Drager’s mixed up in it, but he’s not the end of the line. Someone’s got his nuts in a vise.”
TWENTY-TWO
LULA AND CONNIE were waiting for us to return to the office, and it was coming up to time for dinner, so I stopped on the way back to get a bucket of chicken. I was getting sick of chicken, but it was easy and fast and relatively cheap.
We took the chicken into Vinnie’s inner office, set up more folding chairs, and dug in.
“What did Drager want?” Connie asked.
“Money,” Vinnie said. “He wants the money he lost on the phony bonds.”
Connie stopped eating. “How much is that?”
“I don’t know,” Vinnie said. “A lot. Maybe a million. I have to go back over the files.”
Connie, Lula, and I exchanged a mental message. The message was No way, Jose.
The front door to the office opened and closed, and Connie went to see who’d walked in. I followed after her, and Lula followed after me.
Three men stood in the middle of the office. They were dressed in collared knit shirts left untucked, dark slacks, and scuffed shoes. My first thought was cops. My second was hired goons. They were in their forties, and they all looked like they ate a lot of starch and vodka and didn’t get enough sun. Doughy faces, soft bellies. Mean little pig eyes. Receding hairlines. Guns stuck in the waistbands of their slacks, mostly hidden under the knit shirts.
Connie went to her desk and sat down. I knew why. Connie kept the Uzi and a Glock in her middle drawer. Lula and I stood in front of Vinnie’s office, and I closed the door behind me.
“Can I help you?” Connie asked.
“We’re looking for Vincent Plum.”
“He isn’t here,” Connie said. “Would you like to leave a message?”
“Lady, we saw him walk in here in weird clothes. Tell him Larry, Mo, and Eugene want to talk to him.”
“And this would be in reference to what?” Connie asked.
“It’s a business matter.”
“I’m afraid Mr. Plum isn’t available right now.”
Larry hauled his gun out of his pants. “And I’m afraid I’m going to have to shoot one of you if he doesn’t get available.”
“Hey, Vinnie,” Connie yelled. “There are some idiots here to see you.” I stepped aside, and Vinnie stuck his head out.
“What?” Vinnie said.
“You need to come with us,” Larry said. “We’re going for a ride.”
“Are you shitting me?” Vinnie said. “I already took the ride. I’m done with the ride. Sunflower got his money. What’s your deal?”
“We pick up and deliver,” Larry said. “We don’t make the deals. We don’t know anything about the deals. And we don’t work for Sunflower.”
“So who do you work for?” Vinnie asked.
“You find that out when you go for the ride.”
“Look at me,” Vinnie said. “I’m dressed like a Hobbit. I’m not going for any more rides dressed like a Hobbit.”
“What the fuck is a hobbit?” Larry asked.
“They’re little people from Middle Earth,” I said.
“You mean like midgets?”
“No, but they might be distantly related to Munchkins,” I told him.
“What are you on, dopey dust?” Larry said to me.
I didn’t actually know what dopey dust was, but I was pretty sure I wasn’t on it.
“I’m done talking,” Larry said to Vinnie. “I don’t care if you’re dressed like a turnip. March. The car’s out front.”
“No,” Vinnie said.
And Vinnie jumped back and slammed his door shut and locked it. Mo and Eugene drew their guns, and all three men shot the door full of holes.
“You’re in big trouble now,” Lula said to the men. “That door’s owned by The Wellington Company, and they’re gonna be pissed when they see what you did to their door. It’s not like doors grow on trees, you know.”
“I don’t give a rat’s ass about The Wellington Company,” Larry said.
“Then how about the cops?” Lula said. “Do you worry about them? On account of Vinnie’s in there calling the police right now. Or at least he would if he had a phone.”
“Kick the door down,” Larry said to Eugene.
Connie, Lula, and I knew this wouldn’t be an easy thing to do. This wasn’t the first time Vinnie had to retreat to his office and hide. Vinnie had the door reinforced with rebar and inch-thick bolts that ran the width of the
