'I've got you to thank for that, Peter,' said Dalziel without looking up.
'What?
'It was you who put Eliot in touch with our crime prevention officer, wasn't it? I did an efficiency check the other morning, went through all the files. There it was. Eliot, George. He really wanted the works, didn't he? What's he got out there? I thought. The family jewels? I checked with the firm who did the fitting. I know the manager, as it happens. He's a good lad; bit of a ladies' man, but clever with it.'
'Oh God!' groaned Pascoe. 'You mean you got details of the alarm system and a spare set of keys!'
'No, I didn't!' said Dalziel indignantly. 'I had to work it out for myself mainly.'
He had put on his wire-rimmed National Health spectacles to read the documents from the safe and now he glared owlishly at Pascoe over them.
'Do you understand figures?' he asked. 'It's all bloody Welsh to me.'
Pascoe consciously resisted the conspiratorial invitation.
'I've heard nothing so far to explain why you're breaking: he law, sir,' he said coldly. 'What's George Eliot supposed •o have done?'
'What? Oh, I see. It's the laws of hospitality and friendship you're worried about! Nothing, nothing. Set your mind at rest, lad. It's nowt to do with your mate. Only indirectly. Look, this wasn't planned, you know. I mean, how could I plan all that daft ghost business? No, it was just that the Fletcher business was getting nowhere…'
'Fletcher?'
'Hey, here's your income tax file. Christ! Is that what your missus gets just for chatting to students? It's more than you!'
Pascoe angrily snatched the file from Dalziel's hands. The fat man put on his sympathetic, sincere look.
'Never fret, lad. I won't spread it around. Where was I? Oh yes, Fletcher. I've got a feeling about that fellow. The tip-off sounded good. Not really my line, though. I got Inspector Marwood on the Fraud Squad interested, though. All he could come up with was that a lot of Fletcher's business interests had a faint smell about them, but that was all. Oh yes, and Fletcher's accountants were the firm your mate Eliot's a partner in.'
'That's hardly a startling revelation,' sneered Pascoe.
'Did you know?'
'No. Why should I?'
'Fair point,' said Dalziel. 'Hello, hello.'
He had found an envelope among the files. It contained a single sheet of paper which he examined with growing interest. Then he carefully refolded it, replaced it in the envelope and began to put all the documents read or unread back into the safe.
'Marwood told me as well, though, that Fletcher and Eliot seemed to be pretty thick at a personal level. And he also said the Fraud Squad would love to go over Fletcher's accounts with a fine-tooth comb.'
'Why doesn't he get himself a warrant then?'
'Useless, unless he knows what he's looking for. My tipster was too vague. Often happens with first-timers. They want it to be quick and they overestimate our abilities.'
'Is that possible?' marvelled Pascoe.
'Oh aye. Just. Are you going to take that file home?'
Reluctantly, Pascoe handed his tax file back to Dalziel, who thrust it in with the others, slammed the safe, then did some complicated fiddling with a bunch of keys.
'There,' he said triumphantly, 'all locked up and the alarm set once more. No harm to anyone. Peter, do me a favour. Put that tart's picture back up on the wall. I nearly did my back getting it down. I'll go and mend the fire and pour us a drink.'
'I am not involved in this!' proclaimed Pascoe. But the fat man had gone.
When Pascoe came downstairs after replacing the picture, Dalziel was not to be found in the living-room. Pascoe tracked him to the kitchen, where he found him on his hands and knees, feeding pressed calves-tongue to the kittens.
'So you found 'em,' said Dalziel. 'That's what brought you back. Soft bugger.'
'Yes. And I take it I needn't go out again. There's no snout'll be ringing at one o'clock. That was you while I was freezing outside, wasn't it?'
'I'm afraid so. I thought it best to get you out of the way. Sorry, lad, but I mean, this fellow Eliot is a mate of yours and I didn't want you getting upset.'
'I am upset,' said Pascoe. 'Bloody upset.'
'There!' said Dalziel triumphantly. 'I was right, wasn't I? Let's get that drink. These buggers can look after themselves.'
He dumped the rest of the tongue on to the kitchen floor and rose to his feet with much wheezing.
'There it is then, Peter,' said Dalziel as they returned to '. he living-room. 'It was all on the spur of the moment. When Mrs Eliot suggested we spend. a night here to look for her ghosts, I just went along to be sociable. I mean, you can't 3e rude to a woman like that, can you? A sudden shock, and: hat dress might have fallen off her nipples. I'd no more. mention of really coming out here than of going teetotal! But next morning I got to thinking. If we could just get a bit of i pointer where to look at Fletcher… And I remembered you saying about Eliot doing your accounts at home.'
'Income tax!' snorted Pascoe. 'Does that make me a crook? Or him either?'
'No. It was just a thought, that's all. And after I'd talked to Crime Prevention, well, it seemed worth a peek. So come down off your high horse. No harm done. Your mate's not in trouble, OK? And I saw nowt in his safe to take action on. So relax, enjoy your drink. I poured you brandy, the scotch is getting a bit low. That all right?'
Pascoe didn't answer but sat down in the deep old armchair and sipped his drink reflectively. Spur of the moment, Dalziel had said. Bloody long moment, he thought. And what spur? There was still something here that hadn't been said.
'It won't do,' he said suddenly.
'What's that?'
'There's got to be something else,' insisted Pascoe. 'I mean, I know you, sir. You're not going to do all this just on the off-chance of finding something to incriminate Fletcher in George's safe. There has to be something else. What did you expect to find, anyway? A signed confession? Come to that, what did you find?'
Dalziel looked at him, his eyes moist with sincerity.
'Nowt, lad. Nowt. I've told you. There'll be no action taken as a result of anything I saw tonight. None. There's my reassurance. It was an error of judgement on my part. I admit it. Now does that satisfy you?'
'No, sir, to be quite frank it doesn't. Look, I've got to know. These people are my friends. You say that they're not mixed up in anything criminal, but I still need to know exactly what is going on. Or else I'll start asking for myself.'
He banged his glass down on the arm of his chair so vehemently that the liquor slopped out.
'It'll burn a hole, yon stuff,' said Dalziel, slandering the five-star cognac which Pascoe was drinking.
'I mean it, sir,' said Pascoe quietly. 'You'd better understand that.'
'All right, lad,' said Dalziel. 'I believe you. You might not like it though. You'd better understand that.'
'I'll chance it,' replied Pascoe.
Dalziel regarded him closely, then relaxed with a sigh.
'Here it is then. The woman Giselle is having a bit on the side with Fletcher.'
Pascoe managed an indifferent shrug.
'It happens,' he said, trying to appear unsurprised. In fact, why was he surprised? Lively, sociable, physical Giselle and staid, self-contained, inward-looking George. It was always on the cards.
'So what?' he added in his best man-of-the-world voice.
'So if by any chance, Eliot did have anything which might point us in the right direction about Fletcher…'
Pascoe sat very still for a moment.
'Well, you old bastard!' he said. 'You mean you'd give him good reason to do the pointing! You'd let him know about Giselle… Jesus wept! How low can you get?'
'I could have just let him know in any case without checking first to see if it was worthwhile,' suggested Dalziel, unabashed.
'So you could!' said Pascoe in mock astonishment. 'But you held back, waiting for a chance to check it out!
