Motherhood Is Murder

Dr. Green was my ob-gyn, but was the only name I could come up with.

She frowned. ?Which practice is Dr. Green with??

?Uh. I don?t remember.?

Her lips pursed, she stared at me sternly. I smiled. She got up from her chair in silence and disappeared down a hallway. I remained standing at the counter.

I?d made the appointment with the intent of grilling Alan, but I didn?t really want him to know Margaret was on to him.

What would I say to him?

A few moments later, the receptionist reappeared in the doorway connected to the hallway. ?Mrs. Connolly, right this way.?

We walked down the hallway and she motioned me into the third door on the left.

The room had only a patient table, a stool, and a small set of drawers. On the wall hung a print of a foot with all the ligaments, joints, and muscles exposed.

I hoisted myself on the table and waited for Alan.

A few minutes passed and then came a knock on the door. It creaked open before I could respond. Alan entered, wearing a blue polo shirt and Dockers. His curly hair was unruly and there were dark circles under his eyes.

He stuck out his hand. ?Mrs. Connolly, I?m Dr. Lipe.?

?Hello, Alan.? I shook his hand. ?Do you remember me? From the cruise on the other night??

?Of course, yes. Of course. Terrible night.? He moved his head up and down repeatedly as though trying to sift through some memories. ?You?re a private investigator, correct??

I nodded.

?Yes. I recall Margaret saying so. We saw each other again at Helene?s service.?

?That?s right.?

He glanced at my feet. ?What kind of problems are you having? What can I do you for??

?Um.? I looked at my feet as well. ?Uh. I just had a baby??

?Congratulations! When??

?She?s seven weeks old.?

?Wonderful.? He smiled, but it did little to light up his face. ?And your feet are giving you problems??

?Yeah. Sort of.?

He nodded. ?Take off your shoes.?

I kicked off my Keds and dangled my feet off the table.

He picked up my left foot and squeezed it gently then rotated my foot. My ankle cracked and popped.

?Margaret is heartbroken about Helene,? I said.

He looked at me for a split second. There was surprise on his face, but he quickly adjusted his expression back to blank. ?Yes. They were best friends. Tell me about your feet.?

?They?re swollen all the time and none of my shoes fit.?

He nodded. ?That?s very common following a pregnancy. Do you have pain??

I didn?t. Not really, but not fitting into your shoes didn?t seem like a reason to visit a podiatrist, so I said,

?Yes.?

He dropped my left foot and picked up my right one. He palpated the foot then rotated the ankle. ?Your feet aren?t swollen now. Would you say you had a lot of swelling during pregnancy??

?Yes,? I said.

He seemed so sincere. So caring. So gentle.

For a murderer.

?With Helene gone, Margaret?s probably at a loss. It could put a strain on a marriage,? I said.

He dropped my foot as if it had just given him a shock. ?Typically after pregnancy, pain can be caused by the edema, which put pressure on the structures of the feet and nerves. Even after the edema leaves, there may be pain.? He pointed to the print on the wall and started to outline some ligaments. ?I think you could benefit from a pair of orthotics.?

Orthotics?

There was nothing sexy about that. I only wanted to be able to fit into my cute open-toed shoes again.