'Well, for heaven's sake, it's like the old voter literacy tests in Mississippi, you ask someone to read a complicated technical report and when they can't, or perhaps simply won't, you assume they're illiterate.'
'It was a discussion of several basketball games in which he played,' I said.
Her face was very red now, and she shook her head firmly. 'Literacy testing is quite a complex specialty, Mr. Spenser. I suspect that you were not entirely qualified. I wonder if Dwayne were white if you'd be so quick to assume illiteracy.'
'Some of my best friends are jigaboos,' I said.
Dr. Roth looked like she'd swallowed a hairbrush.
'Mr. Spenser, I assume, you're trying to joke; but the racial cliche is offensive.'
'I'm feeling offensive, Dr. Roth. I am sitting here being bullshitted in patronizing tones, and we both know you know he's illiterate.'
'I'm afraid that's enough, Mr. Spenser. You'll have to leave.' Madelaine spoke with as much dignity as one could who was blushing scarlet.
'That's silly, Madelaine,' I said. 'This is a testable hypothesis. Kicking me out won't protect you from embarrassment when Dwayne's illiteracy becomes public knowledge and people ask you how come you're writing these rave reviews of his academic performance.'
'I feel no embarrassment in trying to help a poor black boy to stay in school. Would you have me send him back to the ghetto?'
'So you know he can't read,' I said.
'I know his skills are not, perhaps, what they should be, granted, but would he be better off back in that environment? The boy has a future here.'
'He'd probably rather be called a man,' I said.
'I know about calling black people 'boy,'' Madelaine said. 'But he is a boy.'
'Not on a basketball court,' I said.
'But otherwise,' Madelaine said. 'He's not a grown man. He's a boy.'
'Why do you say so?' I said.
'For God's sake,' Madelaine said. 'He can't even read.'
I smiled. Madelaine looked at me, puzzled; why was I smiling? I smiled some more. The room was quiet. Madelaine frowned. Then the light went on. Had she not been flushed she would have flushed.
'Well, not just because he can't read,' Madelaine said. It was weak, and she knew it, but like a lot of academics I had met she kept chewing at it. She was so used to manipulating meaning with language that both became relative. As if you could make falsehood true by richly said restatement. Academics are not first rate at saying I was wrong.
'What are the other aspects of his boy-ness?' I said, finally.
Madelaine opened her mouth, closed it, took a long breath. 'This is pointless,' she said. 'I do not have the time to sit here and argue with some redneck detective.'
'We're not arguing, Dr. Roth. I'm trying to educate you, and you're resisting. We can't just let Dwayne's illiteracy go,' I said, 'because we think he won't need to be able to read or because we think he can't or won't learn. Those assumptions, Doc, are racist, and it's what's wrong with this whole deal. This kid has gone through sixteen years of education, public and private, and he can't read, and no one has bothered about that.'
'You just called him a kid,' Madelaine said. She was sullen now.
'He is a kid. He hasn't got the shrewdness or the strength to admit he can't read and get help so that he can. He thinks he's going to make so much dough playing basketball that he won't ever have to read. He'll get a smart agent. And he'll be entirely dependent on him. And when Dwayne's about thirty-four, thirty-five, he won't be making any more money playing basketball, and so he won't have an agent and then what's he going to do? Manage his affairs?'
'But you were dreadful to me when I called him a boy.'
'Dreadful's a little strong,' I said.
'I'm not a racist,' she said.
'What's in a name,' I said. 'But when I came in here, I wasn't sure what to do with Dwayne. Now I am. And it's you that showed me. I'm going to treat him like a man.'
'Does that mean you're going to turn him in?' Madelaine said.
'I don't know,' I said. 'But whatever I do I'm going to treat him like he's responsible for himself and his life.'
'And what about me?' she said.
'What about you?'
'Are you going to tell that he can't read?'
I stared at her.
'It would be very hurtful to my professional standing,' she said.
She was leaning forward in her chair now, her hands resting on the edge of her desk. Her mouth was open and her tongue moved rapidly back and forth over her lower lip.
