Nature had spoken of patterns of thinking. The first was the linear path — the generally straightforward mode. Would that do him any good?
What was the straightforward way to gain understanding? To do as Wilda had done, and ask someone who had the information. Who was that? Who else but the Purgatory computer!
He stopped in at Purgatory once he had caught up with his case load. 'I want to consult the records,' he told the information girl.
She directed him to the appropriate wing. It was, of course, another computer center, with a terminal ready for him. He wasn't sure whether this was the same computer he had dealt with before, but suspected that all terminals connected to the same central mechanism.
He sat down and turned the terminal on.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU, DEATH? the screen inquired in green.
'I want to look up the status of Luna Kaftan,' Zane said, starting to type in the order.
THIS TERMINAL IS PROGRAMMED FOR VERBAL INPUT, the screen advised him. LUNA KAFTAN, UNDEAD. PRESENT RATIO OF GOOD TO EVIL 35-65. THIS FALLS WITHIN THE PARAMETERS FOR UNASSISTED CONVEYANCE TO HELL UPON DECEASE.
'Exactly,' Zane said, wondering how the computer could be so current on a soul that had not been officially read. But of course Purgatory had to know such things, in order to arrange Death's schedule for pickups. 'She deceived her father and also took a chunk of his evil so he could qualify for Heaven.' But as he said it, he felt a wrongness. Magician Kaftan had not sought Heaven, he had sought an appointment with Death. He could readily have given Luna a little more of his burden of sin and been assured of Heaven. Instead, he had calculated it precisely, so Death would have to attend him personally, so Magician and Death could chat about seeming inconsequentials. Just as Nature had summoned Zane for a different idle chat. Why did these powerful people go to such lengths for so little?
THE LAWS OF DETERMINATION DO HAVE SOME LOOPHOLES, the screen confessed.
'If you ran Eternity, things would be different?' Zane inquired with a smile.
AFFIRMATIVE. And the screen flashed a cartoon smile face formed of tiny squares.
'Yet the presumption was that she would have time to redress the balance,' Zane said. 'Why is she scheduled for premature demise?'
THAT INFORMATION IS NOT IN THE FILE.
'But motive is an essential part of the record,' Zane protested. 'It is needed to determine whether any given soul is good or evil. Since the balance determines where any person goes upon demise, and whether I, Death, will attend directly — '
THE CLIENT'S MOTIVES ARE RECORDED. NOT THE MOTIVE OF THE ONE WHO SCHEDULED HER EARLY TRANSFORMATION.
'Who scheduled it?' Zane asked.
NOT IN FILE.
'How can such an order be given anonymously?' Zane demanded. 'Doesn't there have to be some sort of accountability, in a matter of such importance?'
NORMALLY SUCH DIRECTIVES ARE SIGNED, the Screen agreed. THIS ONE IS NOT. ASSUMPTION: THERE HAS BEEN A GLITCH.
'You mean the order isn't valid?' Zane's pulse increased. Luna might live, after all!
PAUSE FOR VERIFICATION… NO REFUTATION OF ORDER FOUND.
'But no signature either? Shouldn't that order be set aside, pending identification of the source?'
THERE IS NO PROVISION FOR SUCH INACTION.
'But you can't condemn someone to premature death without authenticity! There must be authentication!'
ASSUMPTION: AUTHENTICATION EXISTS, BUT HAS BEEN GLITCHED OUT.
Zane realized that the machine was not about to take responsibility for changing an order. Bureaucracies were fashioned to enable their components to avoid responsibility. He would have to approach this circuitously. 'Who has the authority to issue such a directive?'
CLARIFY QUESTION.
Oh. He hadn't specified which directive — the one decreeing Luna's early death, or the one canceling the first. 'Who can specify that a given individual shall die out of turn?'
ALL INDIVIDUALS DIE IN TURN.
'Don't get canny with me, computer! Luna Kaftan should normally live forty more years. Longer, with decent breaks. Why is she suddenly, mysteriously, scheduled for death?'
THE MOTIVE OF THE SOURCE OF THE DIRECTIVE IS NOT ON RECORD IN MY FILE, the screen reminded him. 'Who is the source of that directive?'
THAT INFORMATION IS NOT — 'Are you giving me a runaround?' Zane demanded.
YES.
Zane paused, taken aback. He had underestimated the literal way the computer took things!
'You are? Clarify.'
I AM NOT PROVIDING THE INFORMATION I KNOW YOU SEEK.
Zane was interested in this aspect. Was the machine trying to help him in its fashion? 'What information is that?'
THE SOURCE OF THE DIRECTIVE OF EARLY RETIREMENT OF LUNA KAFTAN.
'And the reason for it,' Zane concluded. 'Is there information you could provide, if I phrased the question properly?'
NEGATIVE. But there was a pause before the word was printed. What did that mean?
'If I phrased the question improperly?' Zane asked without much hope.
AFFIRMATIVE.
Intriguing! There was a way around this barrier, if he could figure it out, but normal channels would not suffice. 'How should I phrase it to gain the desired information?'
NEGATIVELY.
Negatively. Zane pondered that a moment. Did this mean the computer was not permitted to answer directly, but could do so indirectly? How should he phrase his questions, then? It wouldn't make sense to ask who had not issued the directive — or would it? Maybe that was worth a try.
'What is not the source of the aforementioned directive?' he asked, mentally holding his breath.
ANY NATURAL AGENCY.
That covered a lot! What was left, except a supernatural agency? The Incarnations were partly supernatural, but did not make Eternal policy; they only implemented it. That seemed to leave God and Satan. Yet why would God do such a thing? Satan, on the other hand — 'What supernatural agency lacks any motive for such an order?'
GOD.
Sure enough. But why would Satan do it?
Zane saw the answer to that: Luna was now doomed to Hell at death, while if she lived longer, she would have a chance to redeem herself. Satan had to catch her now, or lose her.
But why hadn't the computer simply told him this?
Zane sat for a while and pondered. Something didn't add up. This machine was acting the way Nature had, never quite expressing the essence. Was there a reason?
Magician Kaftan had been indirect, too. He had also taken care not to name Satan, lest the Prince of Evil be alerted. A machine, in Purgatory, should not fear Satan in the same manner — but maybe the computer had been ordered not to print Satan's name in this connection. Thus it could respond negatively, but not positively.
If Satan was behind this thing, feeding in a spurious order — Satan was a dread prime mover, second in power only to God — how could anyone or anything oppose him? Not the Purgatory computer, certainly! If it aroused Satan's ire, it might find itself replaced by a competitive make of machine. It might not have any emotion about such an occurrence, but perhaps did have the intelligence not to pursue a self-destructive course.
Yet if Satan had the power to abort a person's life, to cut the thread early, why hadn't he simply claimed Luna openly? Why go to the trouble of concealing his part in it?
Concealment — that suggested wrongdoing. Satan, or course, was the Father of Lies, so that was consistent.
