nothing happened?'
They were back in the pagoda, drinking Louisiana coffee and chicory on the second floor's gallery. 'This coffee is good and strong,' Grijpstra said. 'Most coffee here is weak.'
'Regular American coffee is weak so that the citizens can drink it all day,' de Gier lectured. 'Because the country is worked by robots now. There's nothing more to do. Humans pour coffee into the great gap offree time. Drinking thirty cups a day is something to do.'
Grijpstra glared.
'I'm sorry,' de Gier said. 'I thought you wanted me to explain America.'
'Bah,' Grijpstra said.
'But you already know it all,' de Gier said. 'Aki explained local degeneration. Where? In bed?'
Grijpstra smiled. 'In your Ford product, on the way back from Boston. Hawaiian degeneration only. She was upset about the exhibition of Hawaiian historical art she saw in Boston while I was at the bank getting dollars for guilders. The paintings showed what the pre-Coca-Cola-and-hamburger era must have been like.'
'Pre-Captain Cook-y scenes by a cookie-tin artist?'
'You know you amaze me?' Grijpstra asked. 'You're the accused here. How can you try to be witty?'
'I forget sometimes,' de Gier said. 'Don't remind me. Go on. We're in Hawaii by Norman Rockwell.'
'Norman Rockwell is no cookie-box-top-artist.'
'I'm sorry.'
'Okay.' Grijpstra relayed the Hawaiian original scene with wide hand strokes. 'Natural perfection… paradise… beaches before the oil slick… unsprayed fruit trees… straw-roofed houses with no broken toys in the yard… outrigger sailboats with no two-stroke outboards… beautiful priestesses swaying around the king… climate…'
'There must still be climate.'
'Bad smog in Honolulu now,' Grijpstra said.
De Gier pointed at the ocean, clearly visible up till the horizon. 'Nothing here.'
There was the sudden roar oftwin outboards. The boat at the end of a widening wake showed no navigation lights. 'Probably Hairy Harry,' de Gier said. 'I often hear him. He must have brought in another shipment last week. He was ferrying like crazy. He kept going out, must have been a South American vessel off the coast somewhere.'
'Does he ever see you?'
'We wave.'
'Ignorance breeds fear,' Grijpstra said. 'You have no good reason to be here. He must be dreaming up theories.'
'If I were Hairy Harry,' de Gier said, 'I would theorize that we represent a potential competitive supplier, out of Suriname or another former Dutch colony, St. Maarten maybe, St. Eustatius, there are all those places. We're checking out the scene and will be butting in soon.'
'And we're not black or Latino,' Grijpstra said. 'We're his own kind, white repressed puritan Protestants, his own special brand of evil, a perfect match. Must be upsetting to Hairy Harry.'
'Nellie convert you to Christianity?' de Gier asked. 'I'd like to be Catholic sometimes. There was an article in the Police Gazette I studied once, about how the Catholics die more easily.' De Gier shook his head. 'It even showed statistics.'
'Hairy Harry blundering between fear and desire, same way as us.' Grijpstra looked across the pagoda's gallery at the empty expanse ahead, streaked by long lines ofslowly moving riptides that lit up white in the moonlight, 'Could there be competition here? The last inadequately patrolled United States coastal waters?'
'There's the Coast Guard,' de Gier said. 'They have huge helicopters. One of them landed on Jeremy Island. There, see the white pines on the west side, there's a flat area there. The pilots like that spot. This big ponderous giant chopper sets herself down and opens her slit and out pop five fat babies in orange zipper suits. The littlest carries the biggest basket and it's filled with burgers and fries and chips and cheezies and fritters and jerkies and any soda-pop known to modern man. The zipper suits sit around the basket and grab and tear and crackle and bubble it all inside and slip back into the slit and offthey go again. If they'd just walked inland a few yards or so they would have seen pot plants everywhere.'
'Leave a mess, these grabbers and rearers and cracklers and bubblers?'
'Those zipper suits don't bend easily,' de Gier said. 'Hard to pick up things that get scattered about.
'Lorraine used to.' De Gier looked guilty. 'She couldn't stand litter. She'd kayak out of her way for miles to pick up a can glittering on a beach, or a bit of silver paper. She'd collect everything else too. She always carried garbage bags to stow things away in.'
'Right,' Grijpstra said.
They sat quietly. Bats squeaked. Crickets set up a wave of silver sound that subsided slowly. A sea duck quacked.
'Let me see if I got this now,' Grijpstra said. 'Fishermen grow marijuana on the islands; the sheriffcondones that provided nobody squeals about what he is bringing in in bulk from abroad. Bildah Farnsworth builds houses for part payment in unregistered cash. Aki reluctantly spies on behalf ofpimply-faced DEAers but she did her job the other day so she can relax now. Hairy Harry keeps going.'
'Hairy Harry has got it made,' de Gier said.
'Except for the usual money problem,' Grijpstra said. 'He launders one hundred thousand dollars via his house but the flow keeps flowing. Every time he fills up an eighteen-wheel truck he makes… what… ?'
'Too much,' de Gier said. 'Hairy Harry is exceptional. He did manage to sink some of his loot into his house. Most people here are too tight for that. Nobody here likes to show wealth. All Billy Boy ever spends is enough to buy new tires for the little old truck he keeps behind his trailer.'
'Too much cash for the sheriff to ever get rid of,' Grijpstra said. 'Twice too much when he brings in cocaine.'
'Keeps adding up,' de Gier said. 'Drug dealers who have it together eventually tend to choke on their millions.' He touched Grijpstra's hand. 'A well-known problem.'
'The sheriff must have bad dreams,' Grijpstra said. 'I have a new nightmare now-I'm wading through banknotes, getting in deeper slowly. A new kind of sinking dream. Unnerving.'
'With me it's stuff,' de Gier said. 'I have all these vehicles and boats and airplanes and I forget where I leave them and they have to get their oil changed. Embarrassment ofriches, here…'De Gier brightened up. 'I have another example, relevant to our case. Did you see that yacht in Jameson Harbor? The Macho Bandido? Some foreign alleged cocaine exporter bought it at the boat show in Portland. Paid cash. A million, a million and a half. Computerized, a cabin you can't imagine. The vessel was built somewhere around here. There are some of the best boat builders in the world on the New England coast. Maybe forty men worked on that yacht, all experts, so this guy plunks down his bag of soiled bank notes and sails away with his dopey friends, muy macho, 'to explore the Maine coast.' Hard to believe that they made it all the way up here. Very treacherous coast, you know.' He waved at the view. 'Looks fine, eh? Calm sea, lovely islands, but you have to watch it. People don't realize that.'
'My dear chap,' Grijpstra said. 'The currents, the tides, the shoals, the waves, the goddamn wildlife that clowns around…'
'Ah yes,' de Gier said. 'Sorry, Henk. So this dealer and his mates eventually bungle the yacht into the harbor here… three fellows and a woman. They hang around for a bit, don't even have enough sense to ask if they can use a mooring. Just dump the anchor on a short cable that keeps dragging the boat's nose down at high tide. Do some partying aboard, finally go ashore in their brand new rubber boat, use their cellular phone to get a rental company to drop offa Cadillac, have themselves chauffeured away. Left the rubber boat, left the yacht, glad to be rid of it probably. They must have had some scary moments out on the Bay of Fundy- they took offin the car, that's a week ago, and haven't been seen since.'
'I saw Macho Bandido,' Grijpstra said, 'from the restaurant. It was at a mooring and Little Max was swabbing the deck. The jib used to be all screwed up on that line that connects the bow sprit to the mast top. It looks nice now.'
De Gier laughed. 'Of course, the new owners take good care of it. The fishermen wanted to lengthen that anchor cable but Hairy Harry wouldn't let them. Some fishermen were talking on the radio just now. Last night, somehow, that cable managed to snap and the yacht managed to float out to sea where Harry happened to be, out
