02 A Prefect's Uncle

normal air of superior calm had vanished. He was breathless with excitement. A sudden idea had struck him with the force of a bullet.

‘What was the title he asked you if you’d read the book of?’ he demanded incoherently.

‘The Derby Winner.’

Pringle sat down again, relieved.

‘Oh. Are you certain?’

‘No, of course it wasn’t that. I was only ragging. The real title was The Dark Horse. Hullo, what’s up now? Have you got ‘em too?’

‘What’s up? I’ll tell you. We’re done for. Absolutely pipped. That’s what’s the matter.’

‘Hang it, man, do give us a chance. Why can’t you explain, instead of sitting there talking like that? Why are we done? What have we done, anyway?’

‘The poem, of course, the prize poem. I forgot, I never told you. I hadn’t time to write anything of my own, so I cribbed it straight out of a book called The Dark Horse. Now do you see?’

Lorimer saw. He grasped the whole unpainted beauty of the situation in a flash, and for some moments it rendered him totally unfit for intellectual conversation. When he did speak his observation was brief, but it teemed with condensed meaning. It was the conversational parallel to the ox in the tea-cup.

‘My aunt!’ he said.

‘There’ll be a row about this,’ said Pringle.

‘What am I to say when he has me in this afternoon? He said he would.’

‘Let the whole thing out. No good trying to hush it up. He may let us down easy if you’re honest about it.’

It relieved Lorimer to hear Pringle talk about ‘us’. It meant that he was not to be left to bear the assault alone. Which, considering that the whole trouble was, strictly speaking, Pringle’s fault, was only just.

‘But how am I to explain? I can’t reel off a long yarn all about how you did it all, and so on. It would be too low.’

‘I know,’ said Pringle, ‘I’ve got it. Look here, on your way to the Old Man’s room you pass the Remove door. Well, when you pass, drop some money. I’ll be certain to hear it, as I sit next the door. And then I’ll ask to leave the room, and we’ll go up together.’

‘Good man, Pringle, you’re a genius. Thanks, awfully.’

But as it happened, this crafty scheme was not found necessary. The blow did not fall till after lock-up.

Lorimer being in the Headmaster’s House, it was possible to interview him without the fuss and advertisement inseparable from a ‘sending for during school’. Just as he was beginning his night-work, the butler came with a message that he was wanted in the Headmaster’s part of the House.

‘It was only Mr Lorimer as the master wished to see,’ said the butler, as Pringle rose to accompany his companion in crime.

‘That’s all right,’ said Pringle, ‘the Headmaster’s always glad to see me. I’ve got a standing invitation. He’ll understand.’

At first, when he saw two where he had only sent for one, the Headmaster did not understand at all, and said so. He had prepared to annihilate Lorimer hip and thigh, for he was now convinced that his blank astonishment at the mention of The Dark Horse during their previous interview had been, in the words of the bard, a mere veneer, a wile of guile. Since the morning he had seen Mr Lawrie again, and had with his own eyes compared the two poems, the printed and the written, the author by special request having hunted up a copy of that valuable work, The Dark Horse, from the depths of a cupboard in his rooms.

His astonishment melted before Pringle’s explanation, which was brief and clear, and gave way to righteous wrath. In well-chosen terms he harangued the two criminals. Finally he perorated.

‘There is only one point which tells in your favour. You have not attempted concealment.’ (Pringle nudged Lorimer surreptitiously at this.) ‘And I may add that I believe that, as you say, you did not desire actually to win the prize by underhand means. But I cannot overlook such an offence. It is serious. Most serious. You will, both of you, go into extra lesson for the remaining Saturdays of the term.’

Extra lesson meant that instead of taking a half-holiday on Saturday like an ordinary law-abiding individual, you treated the day as if it were a full-school day, and worked from two till four under the eye of the Headmaster. Taking into consideration everything, the punishment was not an extraordinarily severe one, for there were only two more Saturdays to the end of term, and the sentence made no mention of the Wednesday half-holidays.

But in effect it was serious indeed. It meant that neither Pringle nor Lorimer would be able to play in the final House match against Leicester’s, which was fixed to begin on the next Saturday at two o’clock. Among the rules governing the House matches was one to the effect that no House might start a match with less than eleven men, nor might the Eleven be changed during the progress of the match—a rule framed by the Headmaster, not wholly without an eye to emergencies like the present.

‘Thank goodness,’ said Pringle, ‘that there aren’t any more First matches. It’s bad enough, though, by Jove, as it is. I suppose it’s occurred to you that this cuts us out of playing in the final?’

Lorimer said the point had not escaped his notice.

‘I wish,’ he observed, with simple pathos, ‘that I’d got the Rajah of Seltzerpore here now. I’d strangle him. I wonder if the Old Man realizes that he’s done his own House out of the cup?’

‘Wouldn’t care if he did. Still, it’s a sickening nuisance. Leicester’s are a cert now.’

‘Absolute cert,’ said Lorimer; ‘Baynes can’t do all the bowling, especially on a hard wicket, and there’s nobody else. As for our batting and fielding—’

‘Don’t,’ said-Pringle gloomily, ‘it’s too awful.’