Gunpowder Green

One thing she knew for certain. She had to get this tablecloth analyzed.

“Theodosia,” said Drayton in a cautionary tone, “if this should lead to something more, I don’t want you to put yourself in harm’s way. A man has been killed. What we all took to be an accident, what the police took to be an accident, could just be a clever charade.”

“Maybe I need to speak with Timothy Neville again,” said Theodosia.

“He knows more about antique pistols than anyone I know,” agreed Drayton.

And so does Ford Cantrell, interestingly enough, thought Theodosia.

“Hey, give me that!” Haley suddenly snatched the tablecloth from where it lay balled up on the table. “Turn those printouts over,” she ordered as she suddenly caught sight of a familiar face outside the window. “Delaine is heading for the door!” Haley warned as she scrambled for the back room.

Theodosia flipped the printouts facedown in a mad rush and flutter as Delaine Dish pushed through the door of the Indigo Tea Shop.

“Theodosia, Drayton, I’m so glad you’re both still here, I have the most wonderful news,” she gushed.

“What’s that, Delaine?” said Theodosia. She put a hand to her chest to calm her beating heart.

“Alicia Abbot’s seal point Siamese had kittens a few weeks ago, and she’s giving me one!”

“That’s wonderful, Delaine.” Theodosia knew that when Delaine’s ancient calico cat, Calvin, died almost a year ago, Delaine had been bereft. It had taken her a long time to get over Calvin’s death.

“What are you going to call him? Or is it a her?” asked Haley as she emerged from the back, empty-handed now.

“It’s a little boy kitty,” smiled Delaine. “And I haven’t settled on a name yet. Maybe Calvin II?”

“Catchy,” said Haley.

“Or Calvin Deux,” added Drayton, giving Haley a cautionary look as he scooped up the printouts and headed for Theodosia’s office in back.

“Maybe I’ll just call him Deux,” said Delaine. “I don’t know. What do you think, Theodosia? You were in advertising. You used to come up with names for all those products. And you dream up such wonderful names for all your teas.” Delaine moved across the tea shop and peered at a row of silver tea canisters. She began reading off labels. “Copper River Cranberry, Tea Thymes, Lemon Zest, Black Frost...”

So that’s what this is all about, thought Theodosia. Naming her cat.

“Let me think about it,” said Theodosia. “I’ll knock it around with Drayton, too. He’s really good at that kind of thing,” she added, noting that Haley had to clap a hand over her mouth to stifle a chuckle.

But Delaine wasn’t ready to leave just yet. She hung around the tea shop, finally forcing Haley to offer her a cup of tea and a shortbread cookie.

“It’s nice you can be gone from your store so long,” said Haley.

“Oh, Janine’s taking care of things. Besides, business is slow today. I think it’s fixing to storm. The sky was so blue this morning, and now it’s starting to cloud up.” She wrinkled her nose. “I hope it’s not going to rain. My hair will frizz.”

“Mine, too,” remarked Haley, patting her stick-straight brown locks.

“Theo, you went to the service this morning, right?”

“Yes, Delaine.”

“Heard anything more about that awful Cantrell fellow?”

“Just that he’s turned his plantation into a hunting preserve.”

“A hunting preserve? That sounds awful,” said Delaine. “Killing poor, defenseless animals.” She shuddered. “That’s a terrible thing. Makes a person upset just hearing about it.”

Theodosia smiled sympathetically, but she also knew that many Southerners grew up with a shotgun clutched in their hot little hands. Shooting varmints was a rite of passage in the South. She’d certainly done it herself and, while she no longer chose to hunt, she wasn’t about to condemn those who did.

“Besides,” said Delaine, still outraged at Ford Cantrell’s new enterprise, “isn’t that a concept at odds with itself? Hunting and preserve?”

“Like educational TV,” said Haley. “No such thing, really.”

“Or army intelligence,” added Delaine, with a giggle. “Oh, ladies, I could sit here and chat for hours, but I really have to get back to the store now.”

“Bye, Delaine,” said Theodosia.

“Whew,” said Haley after she’d left. “That lady can really take it out of you.”

Chapter 15

Rain spattered down in oversized droplets, drumming on roofs and turning city streets and sidewalks into miniature levees. Colorful horse-drawn carriages that plied the markets, antique district, and historic sites were abandoned as tourists sought shelter by the droves in shops and cafés.

From the steamed-up confines of her car, Theodosia punched in the phone number for the tea shop.

Drayton picked up on the second ring. “Indigo Tea Shop, Drayton speaking.”

“Drayton? It’s Theodosia. How are things going?” Theodosia had decided she’d better check in and make sure everything was running smoothly at the tea shop. Now she held her cell phone up to her ear while she drove one- handed through the pelting rain. It wasn’t easy. Her defrosters didn’t seem to be doing the job, the Jeep’s windshield was hopelessly fogged, and traffic was in a nasty snarl.

“We’re busy,” said Drayton. “Lots of tourists trying to wait out the storm, but nothing we can’t handle. Where are you? Better yet, are you coming in?”

But Theodosia had one thing on her mind. “Drayton, remember Haley’s schmutz?” she asked excitedly.

“The tablecloth,” Drayton said with an edge to his voice. “Oh dear, I was afraid that’s what your little errand was about.” He sighed disapprovingly. “What exactly did you do with the ghastly thing?”

“Remember Professor Morrow?”

“Morrow... Morrow... the botany professor at the University of Charleston?”

“That’s the one.”

“As I recall, you spoke quite highly of him when you took his classes. Back when you were still a tea initiate.”

“He’s agreed to analyze the tablecloth,” said Theodosia. There was a note of triumph in her voice.

“What has poor Morrow gotten himself into?” asked Drayton. “Did you persuade him to turn his botany lab into a crime lab?”

“No, but he’s got the same electron microscopes and apparatus for analyzing bits of metal or soil samples that a crime lab does. Let’s just say I’m curious about whether what’s on that tablecloth is animal, vegetable, or mineral.”

“And poor, unsuspecting Professor Morrow has agreed to do this for you?”

“Yes, of course.”

“Let’s hope he doesn’t lose his tenure over this,” said Drayton.

“That’s being a trifle overdramatic, don’t you think?”

“Overdramatic, my dear Theodosia, is looking for murder at every twist and turn.”

“Drayton, I knew this call would cheer me up. Oh, would you look at that!”

“Theodosia, please tell me you didn’t sideswipe someone,” Drayton cried with alarm.

“Hang on a minute.” There was silence for a few moments, then Theodosia came back on the line. “You know

where George Street crosses King Street?”

“Yes,” said Drayton. “Of course.”

“I just passed Loard Antiquarian Shop. I’m going to run in. Pay Giovanni Loard a surprise visit. Do a little snooping.”

“Then you’ll be back?”

“Yes...no...I don’t know.”