'Say,' said the individual anxiously after another look at the awning, 'you sure these people ain't gonna romp on me for comin' here?'
Perry drew himself up with dignity.
''F anybody says anything to you, just tell 'em you're part of my costume.'
The visualization of himself as a thing rather than a person seemed to reassure the individual.
'All right,' he said reluctantly.
Perry stepped out under the shelter of the awning and began unrolling the camel.
'Let's go,' he commanded.
Several minutes later a melancholy, hungry-looking camel, emitting clouds of smoke from his mouth and from the tip of his noble hump, might have been seen crossing the threshold of the Howard Tate residence, passing a startled footman without so much as a snort, and heading directly for the main stairs that led up to the ballroom. The beast walked with a peculiar gait which varied between an uncertain lockstep and a stampede--but can best be described by the word 'halting.' The camel had a halting gait--and as he walked he alternately elongated and contracted like a gigantic concertina.
III
The Howard Tates are, as every one who lives in Toledo knows, the most formidable people in town. Mrs. Howard Tate was a Chicago Todd before she became a Toledo Tate, and the family generally affect that conscious simplicity which has begun to be the earmark of American aristocracy. The Tates have reached the stage where they talk about pigs and farms and look at you icy-eyed if you are not amused. They have begun to prefer retainers rather than friends as dinner guests, spend a lot of money in a quiet way, and, having lost all sense of competition, are in process of growing quite dull.
The dance this evening was for little Millicent Tate, and though all ages were represented, the dancers were mostly from school and college--the younger married crowd was at the Townsends' circus ball up at the Tallyho Club. Mrs. Tate was standing just inside tie ballroom, following Millicent round with her eyes, and beaming whenever she caught her bye. Beside her were two middle-aged sycophants, who were saying what a perfectly exquisite child Millicent was. It was at this moment that Mrs. Tate was grasped firmly by the skirt and her youngest daughter, Emily, aged eleven, hurled herself with an 'Oof!' into her mother's arms.
'Why, Emily, what's the trouble?'
'Mamma,' said Emily, wild-eyed but voluble, 'there's something out on the stairs.'
'What?'
'There's a thing out on the stairs, mamma. I think it's a big dog, mamma, but it doesn't look like a dog.'
'What do you mean, Emily?'
The sycophants waved their heads sympathetically.
'Mamma, it looks like a--like a camel.'
Mrs. Tate laughed.
'You saw a mean old shadow, dear, that's all.'
'No, I didn't. No, it was some kind of thing, mamma--big. I was going down-stairs to see if there were any more people, and this dog or something, he was coming up-stairs. Kinda funny, mamma, like he was lame. And then he saw me and gave a sort of growl, and then he slipped at the top of the landing, and I ran.'
Mrs. Tate's laugh faded.
'The child must have seen something,' she said.
The sycophants agreed that the child must have seen something--and suddenly all three women took an instinctive step away from the door as the sounds of muffled steps were audible just outside.
And then three startled gasps rang out as a dark brown form rounded the corner, and they saw what was apparently a huge beast looking down at them hungrily.
'Oof!' cried Mrs. Tate.
'O-o-oh!' cried the ladies in a chorus.
The camel suddenly humped his back, and the gasps turned to shrieks.
'Oh--look!'
'What is it?'
The dancing stopped, bat the dancers hurrying over got quite a different impression of the invader; in fact, the young people immediately suspected that it was a stunt, a hired entertainer come to amuse the party. The boys in long trousers looked at it rather disdainfully, and sauntered over with their hands in their pockets, feeling that their intelligence was being insulted. But the girls uttered little shouts of glee.
'It's a camel!'
'Well, if he isn't the funniest!'
The camel stood there uncertainly, swaying slightly from side to aide, and seeming to take in the room in a careful, appraising glance; then as if he had come to an abrupt decision, he turned and ambled swiftly out the door.
Mr. Howard Tate had just come out of the library on the lower floor, and was standing chatting with a young man in the hall. Suddenly they heard the noise of shouting up-stairs, and almost immediately a succession of bumping sounds, followed by the precipitous appearance at the foot of the stairway of a large brown beast that seemed to be going somewhere in a great hurry.
'Now what the devil!' said Mr. Tate, starting.
The beast picked itself up not without dignity and, affecting an air of extreme nonchalance, as if he had just remembered an important engagement, started at a mixed gait toward the front door. In fact, his front legs began casually to run.
'See here now,' said Mr. Tate sternly. 'Here! Grab it, Butterfield! Grab it!'
The young man enveloped the rear of the camel in a pair of compelling arms, and, realizing that further locomotion was impossible, the front end submitted to capture and stood resignedly in a state of some agitation. By this time a flood of young people was pouring down-stairs, and Mr. Tate, suspecting everything from an ingenious burglar to an escaped lunatic, gave crisp directions to the young man:
'Hold him! Lead him in here; we'll soon see.'
The camel consented to be led into the library, and Mr. Tate, after locking the door, took a revolver from a table drawer and instructed the young man to take the thing's head off. Then he gasped and returned the revolver to its hiding-place.
'Well, Perry Parkhurst!' he exclaimed in amazement.
'Got the wrong party, Mr. Tate,' said Perry sheepishly. 'Hope I didn't scare you.'
'Well--you gave us a thrill, Perry.' Realization dawned on him. 'You're bound for the Townsends' circus ball.'
'That's the general idea.'
'Let me introduce Mr. Butterfield, Mr. Parkhurst.' Then turning to Perry; 'Butterfield is staying with us for a few days.'
'I got a little mixed up,' mumbled Perry. 'I'm very sorry.'
'Perfectly all right; most natural mistake in the world. I've got a clown rig and I'm going down there myself after a while.' He turned to Butterfield. 'Better change your mind and come down with us.'
The young man demurred. He was going to bed.
'Have a drink, Perry?' suggested Mr. Tate.
'Thanks, I will.'
'And, say,' continued Tate quickly, 'I'd forgotten all about your--friend here.' He indicated the rear part of the camel. 'I didn't mean to seem discourteous. Is it any one I know? Bring him out.'
'It's not a friend,' explained Perry hurriedly. 'I just rented him.'
'Does he drink?'
'Do you?' demanded Perry, twisting himself tortuously round.
There was a faint sound of assent.
'Sure he does!' said Mr. Tate heartily. 'A really efficient camel ought to be able to drink enough so it'd last him three days.'
'Tell you,' said Perry anxiously, 'he isn't exactly dressed up enough to come out. If you give me the
