the Other direction, entirely. He might rashly charge into certain slaughter, but he won't prove a coward.'

'Yes, your grace.'

'As to the Mongols, well, we'll talk to them again tomorrow.'

At this point, a page knocked, entered and announced that the Mongol party had left Wawel Hill.

'Damn!' the duke said. 'Baron Conrad, go after them and see what you can do about extending the negotiations.'

'Yes, your grace,' I said, fully intending to do just the opposite.

I had had my people dress, not in armor or even dress uniforms, but in civilian court garb, and our embroidered velvets shone in all the colors of the rainbow and then some. Some of the colors that Piotr wore had to be unique!

Since we were all riding Big People, we caught up with the Mongols within the hour.

'Hello, ambassador. You left without your honor guard!' I said.

'More of your insolence, Baron Conrad? You call this bunch of fops an honor guard? Why, none of you are in armor and half of you are women!'

'What's more, they're our better half Why should we need armor in our own country? None of our people would harm us and these woods were cleansed of wolves years ago. Haven't you ever been in a civilized country before?'

'I've seen silly fools before, riding sleek horses.'

'Speaking of which, can those little ponies of yours run? What say we race, say from here to the River Bug.'

His men had four spare mounts each and he could see that we didn't have any. He said, 'Are you suggesting a wager, Baron?'

'Why not? Shall we say a bag of gold to the winner?'

He insisted on seeing my gold, but we made the bet. We soon left them in our dust. When we were about six miles ahead of them, we stopped by a brook and broke out a picnic supper. We were well into it before the Mongols caught up with us, their horses lathered with sweat.

'Care to join us, ambassador?' Krystyana shouted and waved. 'There are plenty of leftovers!'

'A Mongol eats in the saddle!' The ambassador was not amused. They rode on.

We passed them again a while later, and I slowed down to chat. 'I notice that you have changed horses already. Surely those little things can't be tired yet!'

'Changing horses is the custom of my people,' he said stiffly.

'As you like,' I said, 'but it's obvious that this is not a fair contest. We'll try to make it more even.'

With that, Anna and I went to the front of his column, circled ahead of it, ran back to the end, then back to the front again, literally running circles around them. The others in my party joined in the fun, laughing and shouting while the Mongols galloped stoically forward.

Toward dusk, we again left them behind, and when they caught up with us, we had a big campfire going, and Cilicia was dancing for us around it. Piotr and two of the Bankis were playing recorders and the rest of us were keeping time by beating on saddles and swords. A glass bottle of wine was being passed around. I was stretched out with my back to a tree.

Cilicia timed it such that they got a good eyeful of her magnificent nude body, then ended the dance by failing naked into my arms.

'Again you work to humiliate me,' the ambassador said. 'What manner of devil's spawn are you riding?'

'These? Why, they're just ordinary Christian horses. In fact, these are all just mares. We keep the stallions for battle, when you really need something big and fast. Haven't you seen good horses before?' I asked.

'We have fought Christians before. All the Russias do homage to us! But they did not have such animals as these!'

'Oh. Well, those were Orthodox Christians. We're Catholics. There's a difference.'

'Your false gods have nothing to do with your horses!'

'Don't tell them that! They might get mad. They're all very religious,' I said.

'Bah! They might be fast, but they would never last through a campaign. Sleek horses like those must eat grain! They'd starve if they had to travel across the steppes!'

'Well, we have a lot of grain for them to eat, but in fact they prefer fresh grass when they can get it. And in a pinch, they can eat darned nearly anything. Anna! Come here, girl!'

The ambassador looked astounded as Anna came up.

'Anna, this man doesn't think that you can get along without grain. Would you please eat that tree for him?'

Anna looked at the pine tree I'd pointed to, winced, and made an expression of a bad taste in her mouth. Then she looked wistfully at a young apple tree near by.

'Oh, okay. Eat the apple tree instead.'

Before the dumbfounded Mongols, Anna and a few of her daughters ate that tree right down to the ground, biting off chunks of wood and chewing them up.

'Well,' I said, 'this has been a pleasant diversion, but we didn't bring our camping gear with us. There's an inn a dozen or so miles up the road, right on the River Bug. We'll wait for you there and collect on the bet.'

'Mongols prefer to sleep under the stars!'

'Suit yourselves. You're welcome to the fire, but be sure to put it out when you leave. Forest fires, you know.'

The Big People came when we called them. We saddled up while Cilicia put her clothes back on and galloped off into the pitch-dark night. Big People have the most amazing eyesight. They really can see in the dark.

It was another of my Pink Dragon Inns, one I hadn't visited before. The innkeeper promised to wake me when the Mongols arrived, but they never came. Later the next day we got word that they crossed over into Russia a few miles upstream.

'They cheated on their bet!' Sir Vladimir said.

'Don't worry,' Sir Piotr said. 'We'll collect in the spring.'

Chapter Twelve

All the factories were idle and no one manned the machines. The mines were no longer functioning and the furnaces were cold. The farms no longer had farmers and the countryside looked abandoned.

Right on schedule. The winter of the war was coming and almost every able-bodied young man in southern Poland was training for combat. Our propaganda, appeals, and sometimes outright orders had borne fruit, and from all the lands controlled by the duke came a hundred thirty thousand new men to Hell. In a few weeks, a square mile of nearly empty buildings became the most populous city in Europe. Every skilled man I had was needed to train the new troops, and if we lacked some piece of military equipment, we would just have to do without it. There was no time to build more.

Squires and pages found themselves knighted and training their own lances of six men each. Knights were now knight banners and even captains, and above that we were hard-pressed to keep the command situation from becoming chaos.

Hell itself was chaotic, or at least it must have seemed so to the new men that arrived. There were big signs everywhere, but half of the new people couldn't read, and there was no time to teach them. We even got to painting some men's barracks number on their sleeve so that they could compare it with the numbers over the doors to find their bunks.

But somehow, arms and armor were issued and fitted, men were fed, and training went ahead full blast. There was very little skull work in the training schedule now; the men were not taught to read and write, and there was little mention made of strategy and tactics. We already had all the leaders that we were going to get, and we had only four months to train the men who would do most of the actual fighting.

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