Roger's golden boy and Roger is Dexter's role model. When he tells a story about Roger, he imitates Roger's Boston accent in a way that convinces me that if I ever meet Roger it will seem as though Roger is imitating Dex imitating Roger. Roger is barely five feet four (my question-guys usually don't supply details on the appearance of other guys and are far more likely to report on wit or intelligence) but it doesn't hurt him with women, according to Dex. Incidentally, Dex reported this tidbit matter-of-factly, not admiringly, which reassures me that Dex does not have womanizing tendencies. Womanizers feel either (a) impressed by or (b) competitive with fellow womanizers.
He finishes telling me a story about Roger and then asks, 'Did I tell you that Roger was engaged twice?'
'No,' I say, thinking that he knows he hasn't. It's not the kind of thing you forget sharing, particularly given our circumstances. I feel suddenly chilly, and pull the sheet up over both of us.
'Yeah. He broke it off both times. He keeps saying things to me like, 'It's not ovah till it's ovah' and 'The fat lady hasn't sung yet.' '
I wonder if Roger knows anything about me, or if he's just doing the typical bachelor banter. 'When?' I ask Dex.
'When does the fat lady sing?' Dex curls his body around mine.
'Well, yeah. Sort of.' We are getting into sensitive territory, and I am thankful he can't see my eyes. 'When did he break off the engagements?'
'Not sure about the first time. But the second time was right before the ceremony.'
'You're kidding me.'
'Nope. The bride was getting dressed when he went to her room. Knocked on her door and gave her the news right in front of her mother, her grandmother, and her ninety-five-year-old great-grandmother.'
'Was she surprised?' I ask, realizing that it's a dumb question. Nobody expects the groom to barge in and call off the wedding.
'Apparently. But she shouldn't have been that surprised… She must've known he had done it once before.'
'Was there somebody else?' I ask tentatively.
'Don't think so. No.'
'Then why did he do it?'
'He said he couldn't see it lasting forever.'
'Oh.'
'What are you thinking?'
He must know what I'm thinking.
'Nothing.'
'Tell me.'
'Nothing.'
'Tell me.'
The dialogue of the new relationship. After a couple is established, the question becomes a relic.
'I'm thinking that I don't believe in that wedding-day, Julia Roberts Runaway Bride-or groom-routine.'
'You don't believe in it?'
I am treading carefully. 'I just think it's unnecessary… needlessly mean,' I say. 'If someone is going to call it off, they should do it before the wedding day.'
My message isn't exactly subtle.
'Well, I agree, but don't you think it's better to pull the cord than make a mistake? Don't you owe it to the other person and yourself and the whole institution of marriage to say something, even if you come to the realization late in the game?'
'I'm in no way advocating the making of that sort of mistake. I'm just saying you should figure it out before the wedding day. That's what engagements are for. And in my book, by the wedding day it's a done deal. Suck it up and make the best of it. That's a cold move, telling her when the gown is on.'
I picture Darcy in this humiliating scenario, and my empathy for her is unequivocal.
'You think? Even if it just ends up in a divorce?' he asks.
'Even if. You ask that girl if she'd rather be divorced or dissed in her dress in front of all those people.'
He makes a noncommittal 'hmmm' sound so I can't tell whether he agrees. I wonder what it all will mean for us. If he's even thinking about us at all. He has to be. I feel my muscles tense, my foot twitch nervously. I tell myself that it's not July Fourth yet. I don't want to think about it anymore at all.
I reach over Dex and turn up my stereo. Creedence Clearwater Revival is singing 'Lookin' Out My Back Door.' Talk about an upbeat song. It is exactly what I need to block out images of Dex and Darcy's wedding.
Instead, I picture a road trip with Dexter. We are in a white convertible with the top down, sunglasses on, trucking along a stretch of highway with no other cars in sight.
Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrow. Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door.
Chapter 14
Every year over the July Fourth holiday, there is a mass exodus from Manhattan. People head for the Hamptons, the Cape, Martha's Vineyard, even New Jersey. Nobody stays. Not even Les. The summer of the bar exam, when Nate and I stayed in the city to study, I was amazed at what a different, downright peaceful place it was without all of the people. Of course, I plan on staying home this year too-I can't stomach the thought of seeing Dex and Darcy together. I call Dex and tell him this. He says what I have been hoping he would say.
'I'll stay too.'
'Really?' My heart races just imagining spending the night with Dex.
'Yeah. Let's do it.'
So we devise our plan: we will both 'discover' at the last moment that we have to work. We will bitch and moan up a storm but insist to Darcy that she should go on and have fun without us. By then she will have a fresh pedicure, new outfits purchased, parties lined up, and reservations made at her favorite restaurants. So there's no way she'll stay home, and Dex and I will be together, uninterrupted for days. We will fall asleep together, wake up together, and eat our meals together. And although Dex hasn't confirmed it, I assume that at some point, we will have our big talk.
I share the plan with Hillary, who has high expectations. She is convinced that the long weekend will be the turning point in my relationship with Dex. As she leaves work at noon on the third, she stops by my office and tells me to have a great weekend. 'Good luck.' She crosses her fingers in the air.
'What do you mean? You think we're going to get caught?'
'No. That's not what I meant. I mean good luck with your talk. You are going to talk to Dex about what's going on, aren't you?'
'Yeah. I suppose so.'
'You suppose so?'
'I'm sure we will. That is the plan.'
'Okay. Make sure that you do.' She gives me a stern look. 'It's crunch time.'
I grimace.
'Rachel, do not wimp out on this. If you want to be with him, now's the time to pipe up.'
'I know. I got it,' I say. And for a second I picture myself being Hillary-like. Strong, bold, and confident.
'I'll call you if your girl seems at all suspicious.'
I nod, feeling a stab of guilt over such plotting against Darcy.
Hillary knows what I'm thinking. 'You gotta do what you gotta do,' she says. 'Don't turn soft now.'
At seven sharp, just as planned, Dexter arrives at my door with a fresh haircut that further accentuates his cheekbones. He holds a bottle of red wine, a small black duffel bag, and a bunch of white Casablanca lilies, the kind you find at every Korean deli for three bucks a stem. Even though they are inexpensive and somewhat wilted, I like them as much as my expensive roses.
