'What I meant, sir, was I saw no sign of drugs.'
'Oh aye? Checked every bottle in the bathroom cabinet, did we? Stuck your finger in every tin and jar in the kitchen and had a lick?'
Seymour shook his head. He looked so contrite that Dalziel, who was not above admitting an injustice once it had served its turn, said, 'Not your fault, lad. You weren't told. Though the way to get on is to do things you're not told, as long as they’re not things you've been told not to, except if you know for sure they need doing. Ask Mr Pascoe to step in here a moment, will you?'
With the mingled relief and bafflement of a supplicant leaving the sibyl's cave, Seymour departed. Dalziel picked up the phone and spoke to Sergeant Broomfield on the desk below.
'Get the quack along here, will you, George? I want him to give Swain a going-over for drug abuse.'
'Yes, sir. What if he don't want to be gone over, sir?'
'Tell him it's routine. A pre-release examination just so he can't come back with accusations about brutality. He
'No, sir. Very well behaved. One thing, though: he's asked to contact his solicitor.'
'Taken his time, hasn't he? He got the chance last night, it's in the record. Which crook acts for him?'
'Mr Eden Thackeray.'
'Old Eden? Shit. Get the quack quick as you can, George.'
He put the phone down and looked up at Pascoe who'd just come in.
'What's this about drugs, sir?'
'Seymour been blubbing? I had high hopes of him once, but I reckon he's not been the same since he started screwing that Irish waitress. Sap your strength, the Irish do. I'd pump bromide into their potatoes. Take a look at this.'
He tossed the PM report over the desk.
'Take Seymour back to Swain's house and see what you can find. I doubt it'll be much, though. He didn't look to me like a user. A night in the cells and it'd have started to show. Also he'd have been a lot keener to contact his brief to get him out. As for her, if she set out to screw her way back to LA, she's not likely to have left a cache of scag under the floorboards. But there may be traces. And if he knew, then maybe he can point us at the pusher.'
'Right, sir,' said Pascoe. 'By the way, these letters you were so concerned about. I thought I'd -'
'Sod the bloody letters,' said Dalziel irritably. 'We're here to sort out crooks, not piss around with hysterics! I'm surprised at you for wanting to waste my time!'
Half an hour later Pascoe drove into Currthwaite, a village in danger of being annexed into a suburb, albeit a pretty plush suburb. On the town side the invasion was practically complete with the old rolling parkland now dotted with a range of well fortified high-class executive dwellings. Even when he entered the village proper between a Norman church in mellow York stone and a blockhouse chapel in angry brick, the High Street cottages were signalling their surrender with window-boxes without and Sanderson curtains within, and everywhere he looked he saw the green wellied conquerors marching their labradors in a non-stop victory parade.
Moscow Farm at the far end of the village showed signs of having fallen to the same attack. Snow-cemed, window-boxed, double-glazed, burglar-alarmed, sauna'd, showered, and centrally heated, it bore as much relation to an old working farmhouse as Washington Heights to Wuthering Heights. But when he looked out of the french window at the rear, Pascoe saw there had been an active resistance movement, for the old farmyard after being prettied into a patio had regressed into a builder's yard.
'I bet the rest of the village don't much like it,' said Seymour. 'Not with the kind of prices they're asking round here.'
'You're into the property market, are you?' asked Pascoe.
'Want to be. I got engaged.'
'Congratulations. To Bernadette, I take it?'
Bernadette McCrystal was the Irish waitress whose debilitating influence Dalziel so deplored. Pascoe had met and liked her, though he doubted if marrying her was going to herald halcyon weather in Seymour's voyage through life.
'Of course,' said Seymour a touch indignantly.
'I'll buy you a drink. Now let's get on.'
Ninety minutes later to Seymour's undisguised relief they had found nothing.
'I didn't fancy going back to the Super with a barrowload of coke.'
'Still time,' observed Pascoe. 'Out there is where they'll keep the barrows. I'll take a look. I'd like a word with his secretary anyway. You take one more look round here.'
He went out into the yard. It was enclosed on two sides by wings of old agricultural buildings, stables, barns and byres, which, red-tiled and white-painted, had something of an almost Mediterranean look in the thin February sunlight. It was a delusion soon shattered as he stepped out into the chilly air.
The firm's business office was in what must once have been a hayloft above the byre which was now used as a garage. It was reached by a flight of external stairs which Pascoe would not have fancied in icy weather.
He knocked at the door and went in. Behind a desk reading a paperback whose cover promised a bodice-ripper but whose title claimed