again. And I venture to say, there is none of us who has strayed as far from the beaten path as you, youngster!'
The idea surprised him; he'd never thought of it that way. He tried to explain: 'It's very good of you, sir, but I wouldn't put it like that at all. In fact, I suppose I've stuck closer to beaten paths than anybody else here; why, I wouldn't be here at all if I hadn't!'
'Paradox,' grunted Captain Trevor-Beede. 'Let's have the rest of it and get on with the business.'
'It's no paradox, sir. Why, where would I be if I'd got any ideas of my own about the trajectory, instead of taking Plot Room's word for it? I'd be nowhere, that's where I'd be, sir!'
'You needn't be modest with us, you know,' said the nervous little Head-shrinker. 'After all, Lieutenant, over the dinner-table we do like to keep ourselves within bounds—' Here he shot a quick look at the Man, who went red. '—but we're out to assess your qualifications for membership.'
'Yes, Leff-tenant,' said Captain Trevor-Beede. 'Now if you'd be so good as to give us some idea of the perils of your explorations—' He took out a pigskin notebook and pencil. That paralyzed the youth.
'Well, captain, they aren't really explorations, I guess. I just follow the plot on the table, keep her turned, you know, and then I set her down in the cradle; I generally sleep and play some handball until she's loaded up and ready to rip again. You should see that handball court they have up there at Luna Three! It's three times the right size, but you can really cover ground up there. Boy, can you hit some fancy shots!'
He was aware that the membership-committee was dismayed by something or other he had said, and hastened to make amends: 'Oh, you shouldn't get the idea that handball's all I do, of course.'
'Tennis?' asked the Headshrinker wryly.
'Now you're joking, sir. But the handball's necessary to keep in trim; sometimes you have to tune that table awfully fast!' He whistled and wiped his dry and healthy brow. 'On the new involute approach it's all partial differentials, all the way in from Luna gravity—sometirnes four sets of four every minute for fifteen minutes; you really have to whip out your approximations. And man, they'd better be right! It isn't like the old grazing-spiral days, I'll tell you that, sir!'
The Man Who Had Known Dr. Cook said: 'You do—mathematics—up there? In the ship?'
'I should say so!' the young man told him enthusiastically. 'Why, mathematics is all you've got up there—you can't see because the ports are closed; you can't hear anything because of the jets; and there isn't anything to hear. The instruments can't be sensitive and last out a takeoff at the same time. All you have is what you know about the weight and the motion of the ship, and the weight and the motion of the Earth and Moon and Sun, so you have to take it from there. What have you got except mathematics? But the Plot Room does all the really tough stuff before the takeoff. All a pilot has to do is keep one jump ahead of the pointers under the table and keep his control-pointers lined up with them. That's what we call 'tuning the table,' maybe I should have said; and the way I told you, the first approximation's good enough for that.'
'What if it isn't?' asked the Man.
The space pilot shrugged his grey-clad shoulders. 'That's all,' he said.
'You take a trip.' He thought of three classmates.
'If you were admitted,' asked the Captain, 'you would, of course, take a Club Flag to the moon on one of your—runs?'
The young man looked troubled. 'I'm afraid I couldn't do that, sir,' he said. 'You know, it takes an awful lot of money to get there and back. I'd never be able to justify it to the supercargo. I ferry heavy elements, after all—it's the job.' He thought a moment. 'But tell you what, Captain! I could take a microfilm of the flag—wouldn't that be just as good?'
'Um,' said the captain, who had planted his flag on Everest.
'Well, you know …' said the Headshrinker, who had planted his flag on a ridgepole deeper in Jivaro country than any other white man had ever gone.
'Urg!' strangled the Man Who Had Known Dr. Cook. He had planted his flag at the North Pole, long before that hypothetical point was the Times Square of global air traffic.
The Captain asked bluntly, 'What adventures have you had?'
'Adventures?' asked the young man. 'Well, sir, the way I look at it, it's like this. People don't have adventures any more; if they do, they don't live to tell about it. You see, we're all so tied up and meshed together in a thing like the Moon-run—if one man makes a mistake, then he can make up for it himself. That's what you call an Adventure—doing something wrong and having it come out all right anyway because you used your head. But up there—well, if I do something wrong, then it's out of my hands right away. And I can't expect Plot Room, by dumb luck, to compensate for just that mistake of mine, can I? No; sir—the way it looks to me, Adventure is just about washed up, if you'll pardon me saying so.'
The Headshrinker said flatly. 'Mr. Chairman, I move that the examination be closed and the candidate's qualifications be voted on.'
He turned apologetically to the young man. 'You'll have to leave now, you know—while we make up our minds.'
'Oh, sure,' said the space pilot. 'And thank you, gentlemen, for a very interesting discussion.' He walked out and carefully closed the door behind him.
'If he joins,' said Captain Trevor-Beede immediately and explosively,
'we'll all have to resign at once. 'Doing something wrong and having it come right any-way!
'Move to reject the candidate,' said the Headshrinker.
'Question.'
'Aye.'
'Aye.'
'Carried,' sighed the Man. They sat in silence while he rang for a waiter. He told the man: 'Please inform Space Service Lieutenant Allen that the committee had regretfully been compelled to ask him to withdraw his application for membership.'
'Yes, sir,' said the waiter.
Outside, he said to the young man in grey, 'No dice, Lieutenant, they turned you down.'
'Well, thanks,' said the lieutenant regretfully. He walked slowly from the club, looking his last on the mounted heads and the case of curios and the unlit fire.
The members were awfully old-fashioned, he thought, but it would have been such a handy place to have lunch on Earth, when he happened to find a breathing-spell from the dull routine of his occupation!
Kazam Collects
'Hail, jewel in the lotus,' half whispered the stringy, brown person. His eyes were shut in holy ecstasy, his mouth pursed as though he were tasting the sweetest fruit that ever grew.
'Hail, jewel in the lotus,' mumbled back a hundred voices in a confused backwash of sound. The stringy, brown person turned and faced his congregation. He folded his hands.
'Children of Hagar,' he intoned. His voice was smooth as old ivory and had a mellow sheen about it
'Children of Hagar, you who have found delight and peace in the bosom of the Elemental, the Eternal, the Un- know-ingness that is without bounds, make Peace with me.' You could tell by his very voice that the words were capitalized.
'Let our Word,' intoned the stringy, brown person, 'be spread. Let our Will be brought about Let us destroy, let us mould, let us build. Speak low and make your spirits white as Hagar's beard.' With a reverent gesture he held before them two handfuls of an unattached beard that hung from the altar.
'Children of Hagar, unite your Wills into One.' The congregation kneeled as he gestured at them, gestured as one would at a puppy one was training to play dead.
The meeting hall—or rather, temple—of the Cult of Hagar was on the third floor of a little building on East 59th Street, otherwise almost wholly unused. The hall had been fitted out to suit the sometimes peculiar requirements of
