The Son of Neptune

Nobody but Nico could actually touch the Lares. Vitellius spluttered with outrage as he was dragged off to the praetor’s table.

‘Ow!’ Don protested. ‘Man, watch the ’fro!’

‘Come on, Dakota!’ Nico called over his shoulder.

The centurion got up reluctantly. He wiped his mouth – uselessly, since it was permanently stained red. ‘Back soon.’ He shook all over, like a dog trying to get dry. Then he staggered away, his goblet sloshing.

‘What was that about?’ Percy asked. ‘And what’s wrong with Dakota?’

Frank sighed. ‘He’s okay. He’s a son of Bacchus, the wine god. He’s got a drinking problem.’

Percy’s eyes widened. ‘You let him drink wine?’

‘Gods, no!’ Hazel said. ‘That would be a disaster. He’s addicted to red Kool-Aid. Drinks it with three times the normal sugar, and he’s already ADHD – you know, attention deficit/hyperactive. One of these days, his head is going to explode.’

Percy looked over at the praetor’s table. Most of the senior officers were in deep conversation with Reyna. Nico and his two captives, Don and Vitellius, stood on the periphery. Dakota was running back and forth along a line of stacked shields, banging his goblet on them like they were a xylophone.

‘ADHD,’ Percy said. ‘You don’t say.’

Hazel tried not to laugh. ‘Well … most demigods are. Or dyslexic. Just being a demigod means that our brains are wired differently. Like you – you said you had trouble reading.’

‘Are you guys that way too?’ Percy asked.

‘I don’t know,’ Hazel admitted. ‘Maybe. Back in my day, they just called kids like us “lazy”.’

Percy frowned. ‘Back in your day?’

Hazel cursed herself.

Luckily for her, Frank spoke up: ‘I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance.’

Percy grinned. ‘Seriously?’

Frank might’ve been the silliest demigod ever, but Hazel thought he was cute when he pouted. His shoulders slumped. ‘And I love ice cream, too …’

Percy laughed. Hazel couldn’t help joining in. It was good to sit at dinner and actually feel like she was among friends.

‘Okay, so tell me,’ Percy said, ‘why is it bad to be in the Fifth Cohort? You guys are great.’

The compliment made Hazel’s toes tingle. ‘It’s … complicated. Aside from being Pluto’s kid, I want to ride horses.’

‘That’s why you use a cavalry sword?’

She nodded. ‘It’s stupid, I guess. Wishful thinking. There’s only one pegasus at camp – Reyna’s. The unicorns are just kept for medicine, because the shavings off their horns cure poisoning and stuff. Anyway, Roman fighting is always done on foot. Cavalry … they kind of look down on that. So they look down on me.’

‘Their loss,’ Percy said. ‘What about you, Frank?’

‘Archery,’ he muttered. ‘They don’t like that either, unless you’re a child of Apollo. Then you’ve got an excuse. I hope my dad is Apollo, but I don’t know. I can’t do poetry very well. And I’m not sure I want to be related to Octavian.’

‘Can’t blame you,’ Percy said. ‘But you’re excellent with the bow – the way you pegged those gorgons? Forget what other people think.’

Frank’s face turned as red as Dakota’s Kool-Aid. ‘Wish I could. They all think I should be a sword fighter because I’m big and bulky.’ He looked down at his body, like he couldn’t quite believe it was his. ‘They say I’m too stocky for an archer. Maybe if my dad would ever claim me …’

They ate in silence for a few minutes. A dad who wouldn’t claim you … Hazel knew that feeling. She sensed Percy could relate, too.

‘You asked about the Fifth,’ she said at last. ‘Why it’s the worst cohort. That actually started way before us.’

She pointed to the back wall, where the legion’s standards were on display. ‘See the empty pole in the middle?’

‘The eagle,’ Percy said.

Hazel was stunned. ‘How’d you know?’

Percy shrugged. ‘Vitellius was talking about how the legion lost its eagle a long time ago – the first time, he said. He acted like it was a huge disgrace. I’m guessing that’s what’s missing. And from the way you and Reyna were talking earlier, I’m guessing your eagle got lost a second time, more recently, and it had something to do with the Fifth Cohort.’

Hazel made a mental note not to underestimate Percy again. When he’d first arrived, she’d thought he was a little goofy from the questions he’d asked – about the Feast for Tuna and all – but clearly he was smarter than he let on.

‘You’re right,’ she said. ‘That’s exactly what happened.’

‘So what is this eagle, anyway? Why is it a big deal?’

Frank looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping. ‘It’s the symbol of the whole camp – a big eagle made of gold. It’s supposed to protect us in battle and make our enemies afraid. Each legion’s eagle gave it all sorts of power, and ours came from Jupiter himself. Supposedly Julius Caesar nicknamed our legion “Fulminata” – armed with lightning – because of what the eagle could do.’

‘I don’t like lightning,’ Percy said.

‘Yeah, well,’ Hazel said, ‘it didn’t make us invincible. The Twelfth lost its eagle the first time way back in ancient days, during the Jewish Rebellion.’

‘I think I saw a movie like that,’ Percy said.

Hazel shrugged. ‘Could be. There have been lots of books and movies about legions losing their eagles. Unfortunately it happened quite a few times. The eagle was so important … well, archaeologists have never recovered a single eagle from ancient Rome. Each legion guarded theirs to the last man, because it was charged with power from the gods. They’d rather hide it or melt it down than surrender it to an enemy. The Twelfth was lucky the first time. We got our eagle back. But the second time …’

‘You guys were there?’ Percy asked.

They both shook their heads.

‘I’m almost as new as you.’ Frank tapped his probatio plate. ‘Just got here last month. But everyone’s heard the story. It’s bad luck to even talk about this. There was this huge expedition to Alaska back in the eighties …’

‘That prophecy you noticed in the temple,’ Hazel continued, ‘the one about the seven demigods and the Doors of Death? Our senior praetor at the time was Michael Varus, from the Fifth Cohort. Back then the Fifth was the best in camp. He thought it would bring glory to the legion if he could figure out the prophecy and make it come true – save the world from storm and fire and all that. He talked to the augur, and the augur said the answer was in Alaska. But he warned Michael it wasn’t time yet. The prophecy wasn’t for him.’

‘But he went anyway,’ Percy guessed. ‘What happened?’

Frank lowered his voice. ‘Long, gruesome story. Almost the entire Fifth Cohort was wiped out. Most of legion’s Imperial gold weapons were lost, along with the eagle. The survivors went crazy or refused to talk about what had attacked them.’

I know, Hazel thought solemnly. But she kept silent.

‘Since the eagle was lost,’ Frank continued, ‘the camp has been getting weaker. Quests are more dangerous. Monsters attack the borders more often. Morale is lower. The last month or so, things have been getting much worse, much faster.’

‘And the Fifth Cohort took the blame,’ Percy guessed. ‘So now everyone thinks we’re cursed.’

Hazel realized her gumbo was cold. She sipped a spoonful, but the comfort food didn’t taste very comforting. ‘We’ve been the outcasts of the legion since … well, since the Alaska disaster. Our reputation got better when Jason became praetor -’

‘The kid who’s missing?’ Percy asked.

‘Yeah,’ Frank said. ‘I never met him. Before my time. But I hear he was a good leader. He practically grew up in the Fifth Cohort. He didn’t care what people thought about us. He started to rebuild our reputation. Then he