Even The Vampires Get The Blues

entails.'

'I knew it! I knew Finn would fill your head with all sorts of idiotic ideas! You are not my Beloved!'

I laughed at the outraged expression on his handsome face. 'Prove it.'

'What?' We moved forward a few feet. Ahead of us, at the next intersection, a bevy of police cars and aid units were clustered, sorting out the victims and damaged vehicles, hauling away both to their respective destinations. One policeman was directing traffic around a tow truck, up onto the sidewalk, and down onto the street a few feet past.

'Prove to me that I'm not your Beloved.'

'How the hell am I supposed to do that?' he asked, giving me another annoyed look.

I leaned to the side and kissed him. His eyes flashed quicksilver at the touch. 'Sorry, I just couldn't resist. You're very kissable, you know. It makes my stomach do all sorts of things whenever I give in to temptation.'

His gorgeous eyes narrowed at me. 'You're trying to use your female wiles on me to make me tell you what you want to know, aren't you?'

'Are you kidding? You knew the same wouldn't work on me—there's no way I believe I could sway you with sex.'

'That's good, because I couldn't be swayed,' he said, looking forward as someone four cars ahead was waved through the intersection. 'That doesn't mean you can't kiss me, though.'

I smiled and sat back, startling him into giving me a look from the corner of his eye. 'As for how you can prove to us both that I'm not your Beloved… is there a test or something? Or is a woman, pow, just born your Beloved?'

'There are steps that must be gone through to culminate in a Joining,' Paen answered grudgingly after a few moments of pregnant silence.

'Finn said something about that. This Joining thing is what gets you back your soul?'

He nodded.

'Gotcha. What are the steps?'

We moved forward another car length. Outside the car, the hum of idling traffic made a dull background to the excited chatter of bystanders watching from behind the yellow accident tape. 'The first step is the marking.'

'Right. Finn said that could be a psychic thing?'

'The second step,' Paen said, ignoring my comment, 'is protection from afar.'

'Hmm.' I tapped my chin. 'That sounds very chivalrous. Kind of like you were watching out for someone when she needed you?'

'Possibly,' he allowed.

'So I'm two for two, then.'

He turned to give me a look that by rights should have sent me screaming. I just wanted to kiss him again, instead. 'How do you reckon that?'

'You pulled me back when Pilar was threatening me while I was astralling the first time. That's protection from afar.'

'Of a sort, and it was purely unintentional.'

I laughed. 'Don't sound so grumpy about it. You did pull me out of a bad situation, and I'm grateful for it. What's the third step?'

'The first exchange. And before you ask, that means an exchange of body fluids.'

'Ew,' I said, wrinkling my nose. 'Oh, wait. Does French kissing qualify as an exchange?'

'Yes,' he said, his jaw tight.

'Three down, how many left?'

'There are seven steps altogether, and those first three are just coincidences, no more.'

'Fourth?' I asked, watching as an aid car pulled out with its sirens and lights screaming a warning.

'Fourth is the Dark One giving the Beloved the means to destroy him.'

'Hmm,' I said, tapping my chin again as I eyed him. 'Like giving her a stake or something?'

He didn't answer, just tightened his jaw even more.

'Or could it be something as simple as telling her enough information about him that she could use it to bring about his destruction if she so desired?'

'You can't destroy me,' he said, not answering the question.

'Wanna bet? I'm willing to wager that if I don't find that statue and your mom loses her soul, you'd be pretty destroyed.'

He didn't say anything to that, either.

'Paen—' I leaned over until he made eye contact. 'I will find it, don't worry. I'm not going to let your mom lose her soul.'

He nodded abruptly.

'This is like pulling teeth, so we might as well get the worst over with. What are the fifth and sixth steps?' I asked as I resumed my seat.

'A second exchange, and help in overcoming his darker self.'

'Hmm. Second body fluid exchange, check. But overcoming your darker self… hmmm.'

'As you now see, you have accomplished some of the steps, but not all of them,' he said, moving forward another car space.

I don't know about that—I'm thinking that overcoming your darker self can mean a lot of things.

Such as?

Well, admitting someone into a previously-held-private area of your life.

I could feel him frown as he thought about that. In what way do you think I've allowed you further than any other woman I've had sex with?

How many of them did you mind-talk with?

He withdrew—not physically, but mentally—but before he did I got a sense of shock as he realized the truth.

'So that's five and six done. One's left, right? What's that?'

Deep within him, emotions warred so strongly I felt them even with a few feet between us. 'The seventh step is an exchange of blood.'

'Blood, huh? I'm not into that, but I suppose if it doesn't have to be a bloodfest, I could tolerate it. Let's do it.'

He gave me a look like I'd just suggested he strip naked and dance on the roof of the car. 'You can't be serious.'

'Sure I am. If it will get you back your soul, then it would be worth it to me to put up with a little blood.'

'You have no idea what you're saying,' he sputtered.

'In fact, I do. But according to you, I'm not your Beloved, so it shouldn't matter. I think. What happens if we do the seventh step and I'm not your Beloved?'

'Nothing happens, but you aren't—' he started to say.

I took his hand and pulled off my jacket the Celtic cross brooch my mother had given me for Easter. Before waiting for him to protest, I jabbed the tip of his finger with the pin, taking the end of his finger into my mouth to suck off the bead of blood that appeared there.

'Sam, no!' he yelled as I wrinkled my nose at the coppery taste of blood.

'Seventh step,' I said, putting my thumb over the spot on his finger to stop the bleeding. I squinted at him, surprised to see that nothing looked different about him. 'Um. Does it take a while for your soul to come back?'

'It would be instantaneous if you were my Beloved,' he said, pulling his hand back.

'Oh. Rats.'

'Rats?' he asked, looking a bit surprised. I didn't blame him—I felt a bit surprised by my disappointment that I hadn't turned out to be his Beloved after all.

'Yeah. I'm sorry I couldn't help you. I really thought I could.'