In Big Trouble

shops?'

'I really couldn't say, although I do happen to have a brother-in-law who owns a print shop near here. Someone might have dropped off a photo of Rojas, told him when he was coming home, given him a mailing list.'

Tess smiled. 'Of course, a lawyer could never do anything like that, even to a former client, because he would risk being disbarred.'

'Of course.' Rick started to whistle, then stopped abruptly when he realized the melody he had picked up was Rojas's sprightly tune.

Chapter 16

They had breakfast at a west side cafe, a dingy place that didn't look open from the street, and didn't look particularly safe from within. Rick recommended something called migas, and the combination of cheese, eggs, and sausage was so good that Tess quickly regained her lost appetite. Rick had been right-an empty stomach was the only way to talk to Al Rojas.

'Sorry you didn't like it better,' he said, pushing away his half-eaten meal even as Tess was wiping her plate clean with a flour tortilla. She wasn't embarrassed. After all, that's what the jump-roping was for.

'I've never had anything like this. Most Mexican food in Baltimore is so…perfunctory. I mean, you know you're in trouble when the best place in town has something called ‘Los Sandichos' on the menu. And the Mexican place near my house has a wait staff of Estonians. Here, I could make a meal from the tortillas alone. They're incredible.'

Rick looked puzzled. 'They're flour and lard. You could make them yourself. Anyone could.'

'Theoretically.' She also could solve simple physics equations if she put her mind to it, but that didn't mean she was going to start anytime soon.

He paid the bill, helping himself to a handful of pralines and bright candies. The same 'Mexican candies' the clerk in Twin Sisters had offered her, only fresher-looking here.

'Something's bothering me,' he said as they walked to his car

'Rojas?'

'Darden and Weeks. Twenty years is a long stretch, and Texas has an overcrowding problem. I wonder why they didn't get parole.'

'Ask Guzman.'

'I'd be happier if Guzman didn't know what we're thinking about. Guess I could call someone on my Christmas card list, see what they know.'

Rick headed back into the city, stopping in yet another neighborhood Tess had never seen, an old-fashioned business district surrounded by a residential neighborhood. The houses were large and gracious, but most of them had been converted to apartments, or made over into businesses. Rick bounded up the steps of a hot pink Victorian.

'Y Algunas Mas,' Tess said, reading from the hand-painted sign over the door. 'Se venden milagros.'

'And Something More,' Rick translated, his lips twitching slightly at her Spanish pronunciation. 'We sell miracles.'

'Funny motto for a criminal law practice.'

'Law practice? Oh, this isn't my office. It's Kristina's shop.'

Inside, the old house's large rooms were crammed with the same hideous skeletons that Tess had seen at Marianna Barrett Conyers's house, hundreds and hundreds of them, leering cheerfully at her from every direction. But that was just a portion of Kristina's eclectic collection. The crowded store also held a menagerie of brightly painted wooden animals, huge black pots, carved saints and papier-mache monsters that might have crawled in from one of Hunter Thompson's better drug trips.

Kristina was pushing one of these papier-mache creatures toward an older woman, who was trying not to recoil. 'Oh I don't know,' the woman said nervously. 'I do love the little skeleton mariachis you told me to buy, Kris, but this-' She gestured weakly at the figure in question, which looked like some strange cross between a blowfish and a bat-'well, it's so large.'

'It's a museum-quality piece,' Kristina said. 'The curator from the San Antonio Museum of Art was in here looking at it the other day.'

'For the museum?'

'For his private collection.'

'Oh, I just don't know,' the woman repeated. She walked around the thing, as if it might become attractive from another angle. Tess realized the woman, despite the wealth and class indicated by her clothes and manner, yearned desperately for Kristina's approval. But she just couldn't come to terms with the monstrosity before her.

Finally, Kristina took pity on her customer, putting the blowfish-bat on the counter and picking up a notebook- sized piece of tin, with a faded painting of a virgin. Still not Tess's idea of art-it reminded her too much of the Jesus-Kennedy kitsch hung in the living rooms and kitchens of her Monaghan relatives. But it looked genuinely antique, and had the advantage of not inducing heart attacks.

'It's a Virgen de Guadalupe, an exceptionally nice one, possibly eighteenth century,' Kristina said, catching Tess's eye. 'Do you know the story?'

She shook her head. 'I've got a Catholic name, but not the character-building torture by nuns that usually goes with it.'

'It's doubtful any Baltimore nun would have told you this story. In the 1500s, a peasant, an Indian, one of the Indians indigenous to Mexico before the conquest, saw a vision. The virgen-' She used the soft h sound of the Spanish pronunciation, Tess noticed-'appeared before him and told him in his own language to gather rose petals in his cloak, then take the cloak straight to the bishop. He was to show the petals to no one but the bishop. When he arrived and unfurled his cloak, the rose petals were gone and her image was in their place. The Virgen de Guadalupe.'

'Oh she's darling,' the woman cried. 'How much, Kristina?'

'This? It's only seven hundred dollars.'

Tess watched in disbelief as the woman handed over cash, then left with the carefully wrapped treasure. Rick, who had been uncharacteristically quiet, burst into laughter as soon as her Chevy Suburban pulled away from the curb.

'You are so good, it's scary,' he said. 'I mean, how many times have you done the bait-and-switch with one of those alebrijes. It's genius-one of your ladies comes in, you show her something new and so damn ugly that she's scared to buy it. Then you offer her one of the antique pieces that costs ten times as much, but has the virtue of being, something that won't give her indigestion. And she leaves, feeling like she's let you down. Do you tell them that the story has been discredited? That the bishop in Mexico had to step down when he agreed there was no historical evidence that this ‘miracle' ever happened?'

'Look, running a folk art gallery may not be the lofty practice of the law, but it has its moments,' Kristina said coolly, sticking the cash in an old-fashioned cash register that had been painted bright red and studded with tiny silver charms.

'If you married me, you wouldn't have to be a shop girl,' he said.

'I like being a shop girl, especially given that I'm one of the owners. And it's not a shop, it's a gallery.' But she was smiling.

'Phone?' he asked, smiting back at her.

'What are you asking? Do I have one? May you use it? Be more specific, please.'

'May I yank it out of the wall in a show of brute force that will fuel all your stereotypical fantasies about Latin men, so that we end up coupling right here, as Tess watches the door?'

'No, but you may use the phone,' Kristina said in a fake-prim manner. 'For a local call.'

Rick took the portable from its base, disappearing into the curtained storeroom behind the counter. Tess suddenly felt shy. She might have met Kristina first, but she now felt more comfortable with Rick, given their