Horrors of the Dancing Gods

who deserve it. You know. Believe me, you know. Most any native on this continent is fair game, and a fair number elsewhere. The difference between me and a born Succubus is that I came from somewhere and something else, and I remember it. I liked the Kauri well enough, but they were so one-dimensional, so goody two-shoes, their lives so regimented and controlled, I was losing myself, my identity. This brought if back. I've got to tell you, I need it and if I don't control it, I'll flip out and take it, so that's something I got to watch out for, but so long as I get my priorities and targets straight, I think I can handle this and not hurt anybody who doesn't deserve hurting. The vampire who only sucks blood from the bad guys, that kind of thing. I'm not on automatic like the others, so what happens from this point's on my account.'

'I hope you can handle it as easily as you say,' Joe told her.

'What about you? What will you do when you get uprooted?'

Joe sighed. 'I don't know. I see Irving, and I want_, to be Conan the Barbarian all over again. Poor kid — he's got worse shit than I ever dreamed. His girlfriend's a guy, and his daddy's a woman. How the hell has he turned out as good as he has?'

Marge nodded. 'Sure would make a great Donahue.'

It was suddenly different. The change was so dramatic that it woke several of them up, yet there wasn't anything obvious that had changed. No great sounds had been shut off, no brilliant flares had illuminated them, no eruptions or fires. But… something.

'The vortex is gone,' Poquah said at last. 'They have closed it down and sealed it off.'

'Yeah, and look!' Irving said, pointing to the old altar stone. 'No remains!'

It was true. Every last chunk of the final stage of Esmilio Boquillas had gone as well.

Still, it was Marge who summed up the situation. 'What a strange, strange adventure this has been! And now, at the end of it, evil has triumphed over evil! Ain't that one for the Book of Rules!'

A few hours later, emerging from the woods on a great sedan chair borne by four huge stonelike creatures, came Throckmorton P. Ruddygore in full evening dress, top hat, spats, and cane.

'Well, well, well!' he said, brightening at the sight. 'So all's well that ends well, eh?'

'Too deep a subject for me, and too many wells,' Marge snapped. 'Hello, Ruddygore. You surprised at my condition?'

'Oh, my, no! I assumed it would happen. Thought it might be useful. Would you like to be changed back?'

'Talk to you later,' she told him. 'For now, let's hang loose and stay where we are.'

His eyebrows didn't go up even at that. 'Very well. Ah! Down, boys! Easy, please. Ah! Thank you.'

They lowered the chair to ground level, and he emerged, the triumphant victor as usual.

'You don't have the black bird,' Irving noted.

'Don't need it,' he responded. 'I'm wired in, as it were, at least for a while and at a certain level. Don't worry — the only problems that might result from this are mine if I blow the kind of wish spells it is capable of doing. Right now the real thing is sitting in the middle of the damnedest sports field I have ever seen but very, very safe, I assure you.'

'Maybe. Where's Joel Thebes?'

'He lit out this morning,' Lame told him.

Irving wasn't reassured by that. 'Are you sure he can't get to that bird? That's all his life means to him.'

'I am not so certain of that,' Larae told him. 'He went off this morning muttering something about the 'one ring over all, one ring to bind them,' if you know what that means.'

'I think I do,' the sorcerer told her. 'Well, he's already in the right place for something related to it, anyway,' he noted. 'I just hope he has all his forgers. Now, tell me the truth — what can I do for the two of you?'

'You mean Larae isn't obvious?' Irving asked him.

'Um, yes, I see what you mean. Hmmm. Fascinating math on that spell. Makes me dizzy trying to follow it. No, there's not much I can do about that. It's worse than a djinn spell! My word! That's precisely what we were so worried about if they got through and why it took so long for an object of our universe to close up an opening to theirs.'

'You mean you can't do anything?' Irving was suddenly so crushed that he was close to tears.

'Not what you are thinking, no,' the sorcerer responded. 'The whole thing is so complex that it would probably kill her at best. About the only thing I can do is some of the superficial stuff. Give you, poor girl, a look closer to your original self and ease the restrictions.'

'I'd like that if Irving doesn't mind,' Larae told him. 'This is — impressive — but it just isn't me.'

'No, no, I like the original fine,' Irving assured her.

'Well, I'll see to that much, and you are certainly welcome at Terindell. There are many resources there, and perhaps one day we can find something your demon covets more than keeping that curse on you. In the meantime I'll help as best I can. Excuse me, now, though. I must see the prodigal.'

'Um — Ruddygore?' Irving said hesitantly.

'Yes, Irving?'

'I been thinking — a lot. About a way around this. It's — hard on me. Gives me the willies, but I figure you can fix that. But I decided that if there was no way for Larae to become fully a girl again, then maybe the one thing Boquillas threatened to do really is the best thing. Leave me just like I am, but down here give me what she should have. That way we'd at least be able to do things right.'

Ruddygore thought about it. 'That is a big decision to make, Irving, and it is not one I am inclined to go along with now, with you at sixteen years old and in a certain stage of emotional development. While complex, though, it is not something that requires the McGuffin to do — obviously. So I am going to refuse it for now in your own interest — in both of your interests, really. If, over time, this proves to be the best or even the only solution and you still want it, then we might look at it again, but I am not inclined to grant it right now. You are close and good friends and companions now. Stay that way. Let us see where it leads.'

Irving had taken such a leap with the offer that being turned down was as much letdown as relief. Still, what could he do?

As Ruddygore left them to go over to Joe, who couldn't exactly travel much in her situation, Larae just stared at Irving and tears flowed from her eyes. She wasn't sure that she wanted Irving to do that, either, but the idea that he'd think of that and ask for it locked her love in stone.

Ruddygore was much less pleased by the request but decided to talk it out with Joe. First, though, the sorcerer examined the delicate condition of the two half plants.

'Oh, my! Well, we'll certainly ensure that this doesn't hatch! Even without it, though, you're pretty well planted, aren't you?'

'You said it.' Joe looked over at Irving and Larae. 'Can you help them?'

'Not like they and I and certainly you would want it,' Ruddygore admitted. 'I can't really help her situation without killing her. Do you know he asked for the reverse to be done to him so they could be a true couple?'

Joe was aghast. 'And did you say yes?'

'No, I refused. Sixteen-year-olds shouldn't be allowed to castrate themselves on the second date. But if this goes a year or two or more and he wants it even more, it will be difficult not to do it. In the meantime I can ease it a little for him. From almost, oh, right now, he will no longer mind her situation. It will still be there and a barrier, but he will no longer have that hang-up about it, period.'

'Oh, boy! There go the grandkids,' Joe commented. 'Still, I'd love to see his mother's face if she knew about this! It would almost—not quite but almost—be worth it!'

'You never know. I'm not making him prefer boys unless he normally would anyway. All I'm doing is allowing him to accept a situation and live with it comfortably without harm and getting the most from it. He'll still like girls, and if he finally finds one that's all female, well, you never know. If they really are an enduring love match, though,