CAMPBELL-BLACK
Minister for Sport. Tory MP for Chalford and Bisley. Ex-member of the British show-jumping team.
MARCUS
CAMPBELL-BLACK
His son.
TABITHA
CAMPBELL-BLACK
His daughter.
CAMERON COOK
Producer/Director, NBS, New York. Later Head of Drama, Corinium Television.
CHARLES CRAWFORD
Retiring Chairman of the IBA.
JUDGE DAVEY
A member of the IBA.
OWEN DAVIES
Leader of the Opposition.
WESLEY EMERSON
Gloucester and England bowler.
SUZY ERIKSON
An American ex-girlfriend of Rupert Campbell-Black.
LADY EVESHAM
An early feminist, and non-executive Director, Corinium Television.
CHARLES FAIRBURN
Head of Religious Broadcasting, Corinium Television.
JOHNNY
FRIEDLANDER
American actor and megastar.
MARTI GLUCKSTEIN
A brilliant East End accountant.
MALISE GORDON
Ex-
of the British show-jumping team.
HELEN GORDON
His wife. Ex-wife of Rupert Campbell-Black and mother of Marcus and Tabitha.
LADY GOSLING
Chairman of the IBA.
GRACE
Declan O’Hara’s housekeeper.
CRISPIN GRAYSTOCK
Professor of English at Cotchester University and a disgusting lecher.
HENRY HAMPSHIRE
Lord-Lieutenant of Gloucestershire-a much less disgusting lecher.
SIMON HARRIS
Controller of Programmes, Corinium Television.
GEORGINA HARRISON
An undergraduate.
RONNIE HAVEGAL
Head of Co-Productions, NBS, New York.
HAZEL
A BBC make-up girl.
RALPHIE HENRIQUES
An undergraduate at Trinity Dublin.
IVOR HICKS
Corporate Development Controller, Corinium Television.
JILLY
Yet another Vereker nanny, but for once a dependable boot.
BEATTIE JOHNSON
Fleet Street columnist, ghosting Rupert Campbell-Black’s memoirs.
GINGER JOHNSON
Financial Director, Corinium Television. No relation to Beattie.
FREDDIE JONES
A multi-millionaire in electronics.
VALERIE JONES
His wife, a nightmare.
SHARON JONES
His overweight daughter.
DEIRDRE KILPATRICK
A researcher at Corinium Television.
LAVINIA
Patrick O’Hara’s girlfriend.
BILLY LLOYD-FOXE
Sports Presenter, BBC.
JANEY LLOYD-FOXE
An author and national newspaper columnist.
DERMOT MACBRIDE
A playwright and Angry Not-So-Young man.
JOYCE MADDEN
Lord Baddingham’s secretary, Corinium Television.
MRS MAKEPIECE
A ‘treasure’ who cleans for Valerie Jones and Lizzie Vereker.
KEVIN MAKEPIECE
Her son.
TRACEY MAKEPIECE
Her daughter.
SALLY MAPLES
Head of Children’s Programmes, Yorkshire Television.
MIKE MEADOWS
Head of Sport, Corinium Television.
MRS MENZIES-SCOTT
Ex-head of the Women’s Institute, a member of the IBA.
GERALD MIDDLETON
Parliamentary Private Secretary to Rupert Campbell-Black.
DECLAN O’HARA
A television megastar.
MAUD O’HARA
His ex-actress wife.
PATRICK O’HARA
His son, an undergraduate at Trinity Dublin.
