The King

'Yes, you turn in early, Cony. Enjoy a yarn or two with the rest for a change.'

'Thankee right kindly, sir, that I will. Goodnight, sir.'

All in all, a grandly satisfying day, Lewrie thought smugly as he drowsed by his fire with a book in one hand and a brandy in the other. His personal chronometer read eleven, the one he had 'borrowed' from a Spanish brig off Cuba. Time to turn in, he decided.

There was a soft scratching at the door.

'Surely not,' Alan whispered in delight, rising to open it.

Abigail slipped in and shut the door softly behind her, opening her arms to be enfolded and lifted off her feet. Her slippers fell off, and under her thin flannel bedgown, she was as toasty-warm as a bed of coals.

'Just wanted t' stop by an' see if you needed anythin' more tonight, sir,' she said grinning. 'Turn your bed down? Warm the sheets for you?'

'Off for the night, are we, you little minx?' Alan chuckled, carrying her toward the bedchamber.

'If you wants, I am,' she suggested, bolder with him now.

'I wants,' Alan agreed. ''Deed I do!'

Chapter 4

'So you see, Sir Onsley, I thought it best if we came to you for advice regarding Burgess' future,' Alan told his host. Admiral Sir Onsley Matthews was all tripes and trullibubs, fat as a porker before slaughter when Alan had served on his staff at Antigua, and now he'd been retired by a supposedly 'grateful' Admiralty, had put on enough weight for three all-in wrestlers. He'd never been blessed with the brains God promised a titmouse, but he knew just about everybody who counted, and even in retirement controlled bags of patronage and 'interest,' the lifeblood of a successful career.

'Damme, Mister Lewrie, but yer concern for the welfare of a colleague does ya credit,' Sir Onsley heaved with deep breaths as he lolled in his wing chair, one foot up on a hassock-a foot wrapped in hot, damp cloths, to alleviate the agonies of the Admiral's latest bout of gout. 'And these bona fides, Mister Chiswick, sir, shew much the same enterprise and pluck as I've come to expect from our Alan. Like bookends, you are, lads. Hewn and carved from the same hearty oak!'

'You're too kind, Sir Onsley,' Burgess remarked, sitting prim and nervous on the edge of his chair by the roaring fire. He wore his best pale blue 'ditto' suit, with a plain, long-skirted older waist-coast, and clutched a black cocked hat across his knees. His own glass of brandy sat untouched on the side table.

There hadn't been much enthusiasm shown for his efforts to get a position so far, and the Chiswicks had prevailed upon Alan to see if he had any influence with anyone at all, a task Alan had happily undertaken because it would allow him to see Caroline almost every day.

'Devil I am, young sir, devil I am,' Sir Onsley maundered. 'I say no more'n the plain truth. I'm a plain old tarpaulin hand meself, not given to pissin' down some young'un's back for no cause.'

Oh, spare us, Alan almost groaned! Sir Onsley's flagship Glatton hadn't stirred from her moorings once in a full three years' commission, and had been rumored to be hard aground on a reef of beef bones. It had been his small ships and tenders to the flag that had done the dirty work against the French, Spanish and Dutch and had reaped Sir Onsley a princely one-eighth of their prize money, which had sent him home rich as Croesus to a place on the Board of Admiralty, where he'd drowsed the last three years of his career away.

Still, he was a useful old stick, Alan thought, and kept his expression respectful and admiring. Who knows, Alan might actually have need of his good offices in future, slim as that chance might be now there was peace, and nine-tenths of the Navy laid up to rot.

'Been to Sam Hood about this yet, Mister Lewrie?'

'Not yet, Sir Onsley,' Alan replied. 'I did write to him, just a short note. No reply so far. I doubt he recalls me, fond as he might have seemed after Turk's Island. I'm sure he passed it off as one more half-pay officer looking for employment for himself.'

'There's devilment afoot still in this world, young sirs,' the old admiral warned them, laying a thick, be-ringed finger to the side of his rather large and drink-veined nose. 'Losin' this war's encouraged the Frogs no end. Their Navy showed rather well in the East. I know not why the nation feels so secure. All I hear up in the House of Lords is deficits and bankruptcy, hand-wringin' and budget-cuttin'. Meantimes, they're over there on the Continent just diggin' like the furtive rats they are, looking for an openin' to throw us over for good and all, damme their blood. And heroes such as you pair sit on the beach, twiddlin' your thumbs, instead of being allowed a chance to stop their frightful business wherever it emerges.'

Alan stifled a yawn, covering it with another sip of brandy. He paid court to the Matthewses at least twice a fortnight when they were in London, to keep his low rent on his set of rooms, and to lay his ear to the ground for any hint of great affairs that could help him prosper. He'd heard this screed, chapter and verse, too many times before to rise to it this time. He nodded sagely, though, which Sir Onsley took for much the same hearty approval as earlier.

'Lewrie there's a nacky one, the sort of young feller who knows I speak the truth,' Sir Onsley pointed out to Burgess. 'By God, Mister Chiswick, sir, if Alan'll speak for you, that's good enough for me. I can't promise you an easy place. I'll not say more now. Too many plans afoot at the moment. But a place, I can promise you, and there's my word on't for sure!'

'That's marvelous, Sir Onsley!' Burgess gasped. This interview had seemed the last slim thread of hope to save him from bringing in the sheaves for his uncle Phineas, and Alan had privately assured him it was bound to be disappointing at the end, but suddenly here was this word of assured employment. 'As a serving officer, sir? Pardon me if I inquire at least a little.'

'With the East India Company,' Sir Onsley nodded. 'I'm on the board. I'm privy to certain… nay, it'll be discovered to you later. I should think at least as a lieutenant, Mister Chiswick. Tell me now, and tell me true if you're a mind for it. And a heart for it. It'll be damned hot and dusty duty, halfway round the world and like as not it'll be sickness, bugs and flies, and God knows when you'll lay eyes on your dear family again in this life. But 'tis a duty like as not'll confound our foes better than anything you'd accomplish in a lifetime of regular soldierin'. Are you game for it?'

'I am indeed, Sir Onsley!' Burgess piped up. 'Lead me to it!'

'ToppinM' Sir Onsley shouted back, wincing a little at the end as he moved his gouty foot and suffered a spasm of agony. 'I'll speak to the Board tomorrow. Leave me your bona fides and all that to show them. Irregular… skirmisher… Indian fighter. Just the sort of lad we need. Mister Lewrie, I do believe Fate sent you to me with young Mister Chiswick's plaint at exactly the right time.'

'And grateful I am you could do my friend a service, Sir Onsley,' Alan replied, flat aback at this energetic development. He had not seen the old twit that bombastic, or awake, in years. And Alan could hardly wait until they could get back to St. Clement Street to tell the rest of the Chiswick family. Most especially Caroline. She would be impressed to no end that it was Alan's influence and connections that had turned the winning trick for her brother.

It would disappoint her, though, that he would have to sail around the world, into that land of pagan Hindoos she had feared so much, where Burgess would be exposed to so many cruel diseases and chances to die a young, untimely death. Matter of fact, Alan wondered if he'd done Burgess much of a favor at all. Sir Onsley was sober enough to not let slip what sort of devilish danger this new duty was, but it didn't sound like anything Alan would want a part of, not if he had at least five minutes' warning, and a head start. Some new wrinkle on what Lieutenant Lilycrop of Shrike had termed 'war on the cheap,' dreamed up by some crystal-ball gazer, map reader and quill-pusher who had no idea about what life was like outside his own doorway, much less how deadly it could be for the men on the shitten end of the stick a world away.

'Mum's the word, my lads, until you hear from me by letter,' Sir Onsley cautioned. 'But stand ready to shift yourselves at a moment's notice. No man is to hear word of this appointment.'

'You have my solemn oath, Sir Onsley,' Burgess promised proudly, which oath Alan had to chorus as well.

'Damme, but Caroline is going to kill me,' Alan sighed once they were in a hired coach on their way home. 'I had no idea things would turn out like this, Burgess.'