'So, how did they
'We must take these curs to the nearest magistrate, no matter,' Twigg directed. 'The attack upon us points the finger at
'Too bad their leader, there, didn't carry one o' those damned Abolitionist tracts, with Alan's 'saintly' features illustrated,' Sir Hugo snickered. 'So he'd know his quarry.'
'Does anyone happen to
'I don't keep 'em,' Lewrie groused. 'They went right into the quarter-gallery for bum-fodder, long since.'
'Sounds a bit sacreligious, that,' Burgess japed. 'Wiping your fundament with pictures of 'Saint Alan the Liberator.' '
'Only banned in Catholic countries,' Lewrie shot back. 'Ahem!' Mr. Twigg loudly harrumphed to stifle their low levity. 'As I was
'Combine that sensational news with hints of slaver, or sugar, interests,
'My field,' Twigg smugly allowed. 'I shall see to it. In the meantime, we'll dis-arm ourselves and our people. I doubt there will be a second ambush awaiting us today. I'll send Perkins and his men on ahead, separately. There will be covert work for them in London, before our arrival. Now, when we wake the nearest dozing magistrate, let us agree that we had no out-riders, and that I, Sir Hugo, Lewrie, and Major Chiswick were the only ones of our party who bore weapons. I see no need to involve Ajit Roy or
'No 'stand and deliver' demand for us to stop and hand over any valuables,' Twigg intently schemed, 'but, an attempt on all our lives.'
'Got it,' Sir Hugo said with a quick nod.
'You fellows…,' Twigg instructed the coachee and his assistant up on the box. 'Hide your weapons, and don't let on that you were armed when it happened, right? Same for you Navy lads. Your Captain Lewrie, his father, Major Chiswick, and I did all the shooting, right?'
'Aye, sor,' Cox'n Desmond firmly replied, peering at big Jones Nelson, who grunted his understanding; then at his mate Furfy, who was looking a bit puzzled. 'I'll spell it out for ye, Pat. Makes a better tale for th' newspapers, an' helps th' Cap'm.'
'Ah, arrah, I git it,' Furfy replied with a wide smile.
'We have all the miscreants' horses, Perkins? Capital!' Twigg crowed. 'Bind them over their saddles, fetch their weapons into the boot of the coach for evidence, and we'll be on our way.'
'At least, Alan,' Burgess opined as they stuffed the dead men's small possessions into a draw-string bag, 'there's no survivors left, so, no way for the Beaumans to know their ambush failed, and no alert for anyone else hired-on in London. They'll be completely in the dark 'bout where you, or any of us, go.'
'And, lads,' Sir Hugo added in right good humour as he swung an armful of muskets into the boot, 'when word of this gets out among the London
'And, with Mister Twigg's watchers and followers to guard us,' Burgess said, taking time to re-load and re- prime one of his pistols in spite of Twigg's assurance that the worst was over,
'The Beaumans, ah!' Sir Hugo said, inspired to 'set the scene' even further by drawing his small-sword and bloodying it with the gore of a dead highwayman now slung head-down cross a saddle, then wiping the blade clean on a pocket handkerchief. 'Evidence,' he snickered as he did so. 'A couple of 'em got hacked t'bits, so some of us must own blooded swords, d'ye see? You, Burgess… you, son.'
'You were sayin' 'bout the Beaumans?' Lewrie asked as he obeyed his father's suggestion.
'With Twigg's men t'smoak out their lodgings, and with a little money t'in-spire the local 'Captain Tom o' the Mob' in their parish, the Beaumans might not get a single night o' rest
'A capital idea, old friend,' Twigg applauded as he rejoined them at the coach door. 'The blooded swords and the harassment, both. Let an anonymous letter or two get into the papers, suggesting that a pack of cruel and arrogant slave-holders have no place in a civilised England, in London, and they'll rue the day they took ship! I believe I may be able to arrange that, as well!
'Come, then,' Twigg ordered, turning grimmer. 'Let us be away. The quicker we're done with the magistrate, the sooner we shall be in London, where we will dine on roast lamb and
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
But, instead of lingering over nuts, sweet biscuits, and port (and entertaining each other with the aforesaid witty conversations to the wee hours), their small party broke up just before ten of the clock, Sir Hugo and Trilochan Singh taking the short walk to his private town-house, and Burgess Chiswick, yawning heavily, off to the Madeira Club, where Sir Hugo had arranged a room, and temporary membership.
'You are surely exhausted by our arduous adventure, today, sir,' Twigg imperiously announced, as if the matter was settled, 'and by the early hour at which you, and we, were forced to arise for our journey. Ajit Roy will light you up to a spare bedroom for the night. You are sure you brought along your best uniform, your medals, and such? Good. Such a brave show, your barrister assures me, will go a long way with the Lord Justice who will conduct your evidentiary hearing tomorrow. Good night,