become a foe to Britain, or a substantial ally to other powers opposed to us, their economies so bankrupt that maintaining a navy to face ours would be impossible, effectively isolating them all in their own regions, unable to affect the expansion of the British Empire beyond the range of some yew heavy fortress guns, much less affect Europe.
'And…,' Twigg concluded with great satisfaction, 'ripe for the plucking should we ever wish such hapless, ungovernable snake pits.'
'My God, that's… Christ!' Lewrie goggled in awe, thinking of the hundreds of thousands, no… the
'Should they require arms and powder, well…' Twigg waved off.
'I don't know whether t'congratulate you, or curse you,' Lewrie finally said. 'All the Americas up in flames, blood flowin' like rivers…'
'Take your Eudoxia Durschenko, she of the long, fine limbs, and firm breasts, Lewrie,' Twigg continued.
'Huh… what? What does she have t'do with…?'
'Ever been to the Russias, Lewrie?' Twigg almost benignly asked. 'I have. Serfdom is the Achilles' heel of the Tsars, as bad an 'institution' as slavery. Once outside the grand palaces and salons of their refined, French-speaking aristocracy, Russia is as backward and appalling as a trip back to the Dark Ages, all mud, mire, and shite. A serf is a landless tenant so dependent upon the good will of his land owner that he can be flogged to death with great bull-whips…
'Russian peasants are a brutal lot to begin with, so demanding brutal measures from them is an easy matter,' Twigg informed him, with a shrug. 'Their pretty, unmarried girls are prey for young aristocratic 'blades,' as well, and can be treated as brusquely as one may wish.'
'You'd turn all Russia topsy-turvy,
'A Russia whose serfs rise up, at long last, the veterans still young enough, the youths not yet conscripted along with them… and, supplied with arms from
'But what emerges from the ruins, Mister Twigg?' Lewrie asked. 'Most likely, a weak and fractious land wracked by eternal wars 'tween various regions, and warlords,' Twigg said with relish. 'Could I snap my fingers and turn all France to dust and bones, I would do so, Lewrie. A nation which wishes to survive has no friends, only interests.' 'And the United States?' Lewrie wondered.
'Hmmpf! As I recall from the reports sent me by you and Jemmy Peel, that loose federation of sovereign states is already at logger-heads. The southern states distrust the cold natures of the people of New England, the northern states mock the culture, manners, accents, and cuisine of the southern. As early as 1783, northern writers show scorn for southerners, and their institution of slavery, which is dying out in New England… even if it is the New Englanders who own, and make their money from, slave ships and Negro importation. If there is more anti-slavery sentiment in the North, we shall capitalise on that. If the southern states feel oppressed, we shall find some way to provide diplomatic and military aid, therefore widening the break in the unity of the 'United' States. That nation is far too young to have a nation-wide ethos, as of yet. Men's loyalites lie within their particular state's borders much more than the federal entity, which is far-distant and as distrusted by most as Englishmen distrust a large army.'
'And this is Crown policy? Your ultimate ploy?' Lewrie asked. 'But what of our
'We ban slavery throughout the British Empire, Lewrie, giving us the moral and ethical 'guinea stamp,' ' Twigg schemed, 'which will be as valuable as any amount of lost trade. Besides… the southern United States are almost completely agricultural. May we, by diplomatic and moral force, make slavery so shameful an institution in America that the federal government bans it… at least bans the further
'If the Liverpool slavers in the 'Triangle Trade' are harmed, if the
'First, though, we have to abolish slavery in all British possessions,' Lewrie rejoined. 'And that involves me. Did I just stumble into this, or…?'
'You were, Lewrie, once I became aware of your plight, the perfect example with which to deepen the average Englishman's detestation of slavery, to make more people aware of the issue, and, in supporting a successful naval hero guilty of stealing Blacks… an act of liberation, if you will… so Britain will be seen by the entire civilised world
'Even if that means I must hang in the process? Shit!' Lewrie spat, getting to his feet in search of Twigg's study for something wet and spiritous. He found a large-ish cruet sort of bottle, but its contents stank bad as hyena piss, so he restoppered it. 'Wait a bit…! Did you merely take advantage of me… or, did you see to it that my case
'To your previous question, Lewrie… you
'Oh, for God's sake, Lewrie!' Twigg snapped, mercurially changing tone. 'You wish a drink, there's a bottle of brandy sitting right beside my day-lilies… the bloody
'How can you be so sure?' Lewrie asked, after a goodly slug and a smaller second, right from the bottle, as he sat back down.
'Your barrister, Mister Andrew MacDougall, sent me a note this evening, in reply to mine,' Twigg related, sucking meditatively on the mouthpiece of his