young that the carrion birds just can’t keep up. Damn vultures set hunched up on them dead limbs so stuffed and stupid they can’t hardly fly.
The Frenchman looked like a wet raccoon-regular coon mask! Bright black eyes with dark pouches, thin little legs and humpy walk, all set to bite. Maybe his heart was in the right place, maybe not. Chevelier generally disapproved of humankind, especially rich Yankee sports that come south on their big yachts in the winter.
Home people never had no use for invaders. Fast as the federals put in channel markers for them yachts, we’d snake ’em out. Us fellers don’t need no markers, never wanted none. From what we heard, there weren’t a river in north Florida but was all shot out, not by hunters but by tourists. Hunters don’t waste powder and shot on what can’t be et or sold, but these sports blazed away at everything that moved. Crippled a lot more than they killed, kept right on going, left them dying things to drift away into the reeds. Somewhere up around the Suwannee, we was told, they was shootin out the last of them giant red-crest peckers with white bills-
Course our kind of men never had no time for sport, we was too busy livin along, we worked from dawn till dark just to get by. Didn’t hardly know what sport might be till we got signed up for sport-fish guides and huntin. This was some years later, o’course, after most of the wild creaturs and big fish was gone for good.
Sometimes the Frenchman’s hunting partner, young Guy Bradley from Flamingo, would come prospect in new rookeries along our coast. Guy was quiet but looked at you so straight that you felt like you had better confess real quick whether you done something or not. He was the first hunter to warn that white egrets would be shot out in southwest Florida. “Plain disagrees with me to shoot them things no more,” he said. “Ain’t got my heart into it.” I never did let on to Guy how I was collecting bird eggs for the Frenchman. Swaller-tail kite, he give us up to fifteen dollars for one clutch, depending on how bright them eggs was marked.
One night the old man come home dog tired from Gopher Key. To cheer him up, I laid out a nice swallow-tail clutch next to his plate, but all he done was grunt something cantankerous about halfwit foking crack-aire kids setting down rare eggs where they was most likely to get broke. When he didn’t hardly look ’em over but just cussed me out, waving that shot-up hand of his to shoo me off, I recalled how Erskine Thompson warned me that the old frog croaked at everyone just to hide how lonesome his life was, so I try again, sing out bright and cheery from the stove, “Come and get it, Mister Shoveleer!” He didn’t need no more’n that to huff up and start gobbling like a tom turkey.
“For why Monsieur le Baron Anton du Chevalier ees call ‘Meester Jeen Shovel-
Next day I rowed him downriver to consult with Old Man Harden. Nearing the Bend, I seen Mister Watson far out in his field. I edged the skiff in closer to the bank so’s he wouldn’t see us, then shipped my oars and drifted past so’s our thole pins wouldn’t creak. Damn if that man a quarter mile away don’t stiffen like a panther caught out in the open. Turned his head real slow and looked straight at us, then dropped to one knee and reached into his shirt. I felt a chill. How did the man know we was there? How come he went armed in his own field? And why was he so quick to draw his weapon?
I found out quick. That old French fool behind me had stood up with his shootin iron and now he’s ricketing around, trying to draw a bead on Watson. I yell
Offshore, I flagged down the
Times we worked for the old Frenchman, Henry Short and me used to visit with the Hardens, and Henry held a high opinion of that family, but I don’t believe he thought that they was white or he wouldn’t have never felt so much at home. While I was living there, Henry would come visiting, to be sure I was getting along-probably believed that, knowing Henry-but the one he really come to visit was young Liza.
Liza Harden weren’t a woman yet and she weren’t entirely white, but she was as pretty put together as any critter I ever saw, made me ache to look at her. I would have give up my left ear to see her stepping slow into the river without clothes on, see all that golden honey in the sun. It thickened my blood to think about that, even, and Henry was in the same fix I was, though he’d never dare say it. One look at each other and we’d look away, embarrassed, that’s how jittery and fired up that young girl made us from an early age.
Henry’s mama was white, his daddy mixed, what some call redbone. High cheekbones, narrow features, looked more white than Injun and more Injun than nigra. One time Old Man Richard was carrying on about his own Injun ancestry, told Henry he looked like he might be Choctaw, too. Henry got more agitated up than I ever seen him, cause being a born stickler for the truth, he would choke telling a lie. Finally he whispered, “I ain’t no Choctaw, Mr. Richard. Chock-full o’ nigger is more like it.” Old Man Richard laughed and laughed. “Well,” he said, “best not let on about that to my Mary, son, cause she got you figured for a white boy with a drop of Indin, same as us.”
Course Old Man Richard knew as well as I did that Henry might of said chock-full o’ nigger just to show Bill House that eating at the Hardens’ table hadn’t give him no wrong ideas about his place. Or maybe the whole bunch was leading on this white boy, come to think about it. First time in my life I ever felt like the outsider-ever try that? I didn’t care for it.
In Chokoloskee, when I told the men what Henry Short said to Richard Harden, they laughed somewhat louder than I wanted, and right away they got it twisted all around: “Nigger Henry told that old mulatter,
Anyways, when Henry said them words, Earl jumps up so fast he spills his plate. “Well,
Richard Harden never liked commotion, and he ain’t figured out yet how to handle this. Watching his brother stomping out, Webster just laughs. From outside Earl hollers, “Go to Hell, Webster!” Hearing that language, his mother comes a-running from the cookhouse and whaps Earl’s ear a terrific lick with her wood ladle. I catch Webster’s eye and wish I hadn’t. He tried to smile, but I seen he was very angry and humiliated.
Right from a boy, Earl Harden was out to prove something to Bay people, and I guess you could say he finally become friends with one or two families at Chokoloskee-Lopezes, mostly, who weren’t never really trusted, being Spanish. Earl tried to be friendly to me, too, but because he was so ornery with Henry, I could not warm up to him and never did, the whole rest of my life.
Two weeks later Jean Chevelier showed up again with Captain Eben Carey, who aimed to go partners with us in the plume trade. With E. J. Watson not a half mile down the river, Chevelier wanted company, and to make sure he got it, he had promised Captain Carey a share of Calusa treasure. He was getting too old to dig all day in hot white shell mound with them bad snakes, heat, and wasps, but being a miser, he refused my help for fear I might let on at Chokoloskee if he found something.
It was Cap’n Ebe who told us what took place at Key West in Bartlum’s produce auction room, how Ed Watson come in somewhat drunk and asked Adolphus Santini of Chokoloskee for advice about filing a land claim on both banks of Chatham River. Surveys would be needed because almost all of southwest Florida was “swamp and overflowed,” turned over to the state back in 1850; the state had give most all that territory to the railroad