CHAPTER XXXIX.
The tongue of the village old dame finds as free vent as a river that
has broken its banks.
The affectionate cousin makes up his mind to sift to the very bottom
the story told by old goody Liu.
Upon seeing, the story explains, P'ing Erh arrive, they unanimously inquired, 'What is your mistress up to? How is it she hasn't come?'
'How ever could she spare the time to get as far as here?' P'ing Erh smiled and replied. 'But, she said, she hasn't anything good to eat, so she bade me, as she couldn't possibly run over, come and find out whether there be any more crabs or not; (if there be), she enjoined me to ask for a few to take to her to eat at home.'
'There are plenty!' Hsiang-yuen rejoined; and directing, with alacrity, a servant to fetch a present box, she put in it ten of the largest crabs.
'I'll take a few more of the female ones,' P'ing Erh remarked.
One and all then laid hands upon P'ing Erh and tried to drag her into a seat, but P'ing Erh would not accede to their importunities.
'I insist upon your sitting down,' Li Wan laughingly exclaimed, and as she kept pulling her about, and forcing her to sit next to her, she filled a cup of wine and put it to her lips. P'ing Erh hastily swallowed a sip and endeavoured immediately to beat a retreat.
'I won't let you go,' shouted Li Wan. 'It's so evident that you're only got that woman Feng in your thoughts as you don't listen to any of my words!'
Saying this, she went on to bid the nurses go ahead, and take the box over. 'Tell her,' she added, 'that I've kept P'ing Erh here.'
A matron presently returned with a box. 'Lady Secunda,' she reported, 'says that you, lady Chu, and our young mistresses must not make fun of her for having asked for something to eat; and that in this box you'll find cakes made of water-lily powder, and rolls prepared with chicken fat, which your maternal aunt, on the other side, just sent for your ladyship and for you, young ladies, to taste. That she bids you,' (the matron) continued, turning towards P'ing Erh, 'come over on duty, but your mind is so set upon pleasure that you loiter behind and don't go back. She advises you, however, not to have too many cups of wine.'
'Were I even to have too much,' P'ing Erh smiled, 'what could she do to me?'
Uttering these words, she went on with her drink; after which she partook of some more crab.
'What a pity it is,' interposed Li Wan, caressing her, 'that a girl with such good looks as you should have so ordinary a fortune as to simply fall into that room as a menial! But wouldn't any one, who is not acquainted with actual facts, take you for a lady and a mistress?'
While she went on eating and drinking with Pao-ch'ai, Hsiang-yuen and the other girls, P'ing Erh turned her head round. 'Don't rub me like that!' she laughed, 'It makes me feel quite ticklish.'
'Ai-yo!' shouted Li Wan. 'What's this hard thing?'
'It's a key,' P'ing Erh answered.
'What fine things have you got that the fear lest people should take it away, prompts you to carry this about you? I keep on, just for a laugh, telling people the whole day long that when the bonze T'ang was fetching the canons, a white horse came and carried him! That when Liu Chih-yuean was attacking the empire, a melon-spirit appeared and brought him a coat of mail, and that in the same way, where our vixen Feng is, there you are to be found! You are your mistress' general key; and what do you want this other key for?'
'You've primed yourself with wine, my lady,' P'ing Erh smiled, 'and here you once more chaff me and make a laughing-stock of me.'
'This is really quite true,' Pao-ch'ai laughed. 'Whenever we've got nothing to do, and we talk matters over, (we're quite unanimous) that not one in a hundred could be picked out to equal you girls in here. The beauty is that each one of you possesses her own good qualities!'
'In every thing, whether large or small, a heavenly principle rules alike,' Li Wan explained. 'Were there, for instance, no Yuean Yang in our venerable senior's apartments, how would it ever do? Commencing with Madame Wang herself, who is it who could muster sufficient courage to expostulate with the old lady? Yet she plainly has the pluck to put in her remonstrances with her; and, as it happens, our worthy ancestor lends a patient ear to only what she says and no one else. None of the others can remember what our old senior has in the way of clothes and head-ornaments, but she can remember everything; and, were she not there to look after things, there is no knowing how many would not be swindled away. That child besides is so straightforward at heart, that, despite all this, she often puts in a good word for others, and doesn't rely upon her influence to look down disdainfully upon any one!'
'It was only yesterday,' Hsi Ch'un observed with a smile, 'that our dear ancestor said that she was ever so much better than the whole lot of us!'
'She's certainly splendid!' P'ing Erh ventured. 'How could we rise up to her standard?'
'Ts'ai Hsia,' Pao-yue put in, 'who is in mother's rooms, is a good sort of girl!'
'Of course she is!' T'an Ch'un assented. 'But she's good enough as far as external appearances go, but inwardly she's a sly one! Madame Wang is just like a joss; she does not give her mind to any sort of business; but this girl is up to everything; and it is she who in all manner of things reminds her mistress what there is to be done. She even knows everything, whether large or small, connected with Mr. Chia Cheng's staying at home or going out of doors; and when at any time Madame Wang forgets, she, from behind the scenes, prompts her how to act.'
'Well, never mind about her!' Li Wan suggested. 'But were,' she pursued, pointing at Pao-yue, 'no Hsi Jen in this young gentleman's quarters, just you imagine what a pitch things would reach! That vixen Feng may truly resemble the prince Pa of the Ch'u kingdom; and she may have two arms strong enough to raise a tripod weighing a thousand catties, but had she not this maid (P'ing Erh), would she be able to accomplish everything so thoroughly?'
'In days gone by,' P'ing Erh interposed, 'four servant-girls came along with her, but what with those who've died and those who've gone, only I remain like a solitary spirit.'
'You're, after all, the fortunate one!' Li Wan retorted, 'but our hussey Feng too is lucky in having you! Had I not also once, just remember, two girls, when your senior master Chu was alive? Am I not, you've seen for yourselves, a person to bear with people? But in such a surly frame of mind did I find them both day after day that, as soon as your senior master departed this life, I availed myself of their youth (to give them in marriage) and to pack both of them out of my place. But had either of them been good for anything and worthy to be kept, I would, in fact, have now had some one to give me a helping hand!'
As she spoke, the very balls of her eyes suddenly became quite red.
'Why need you again distress your mind?' they with one voice, exclaimed. 'Isn't it better that we should break up?'
While conversing, they rinsed their hands; and, when they had agreed to go in a company to dowager lady Chia's and Madame Wang's and inquire after their health, the matrons and servant-maids swept the pavilion and collected and washed the cups and saucers.
Hsi Jen proceeded on her way along with P'ing Erh. 'Come into my room,' said Hsi Jen to P'ing Erh, 'and sit down and have another cup of tea.'
'I won't have any tea just now,' P'ing Erh answered. 'I'll come some other time.'
So saying, she was about to go off when Hsi Jen called out to her and stopped her.
'This month's allowances,' she asked, 'haven't yet been issued, not even to our old mistress and Madame Wang; why is it?'
Upon catching this inquiry, P'ing Erh hastily retraced her steps and drew near Hsi Jen. After looking about to see that no one was in the neighbourhood, she rejoined in a low tone of voice, 'Drop these questions at once! They're sure, anyhow, to be issued in a couple of days.'
'Why is it,' smiled Hsi Jen, 'that this gives you such a start?'
'This month's allowances,' P'ing Erh explained to her in a whisper, 'have long ago been obtained in advance by our mistress Secunda and given to people for their own purposes; and it's when the interest has been brought
