mutable of all, the hero swaggered on, virtuous without mawkishness, pugnacious without brutality. How sublime a destiny, to stand for morals and muscle to the generations of Hoxton, to incarnate the copy-book crossed with the 'Sporting Times!' Were they bearable in private life, these monsters of virtue?
J. B. Howe was long this paragon of men-affectionately curtailed to Jabey. Once, when the villain was about to club him, 'Look out, Jabey!' cried an agonised female voice. It followed from the happy understanding on both sides of the curtain that-give ear, O envious lessees!-no play ever failed. How could it? It was always the same play.
Of like kidney was the Grecian Theatre, where one went out between the acts to dance, or to see the dancing, upon a great illuminated platform. 'T was the drama brought back to its primitive origins in the Bacchic dances-the Grecian Theatre, in good sooth! How they footed it under the stars, those regiments of romping couples, giggling, flirting, munching! Alas!
Up and down the City Road,
In and out the Eagle;
That's the way the money goes!
Pop goes the weasel.
Concerning which immortal lines one of your grammatical pedants has observed, 'There ain't no rhyme to City Road, there ain't no rhyme to Eagle.' Great pantomimes have I seen at the Grecian-a happy gallery boy at three pence-pantomimes compact of fun and fantasy, far surpassing, even to the man's eye, the gilded dullnesses of Drury Lane. The pantomimes of the Pavilion, too, were frolicsome and wondrous, marred only by the fact that I knew one of the fairies in real life, a good-natured girl who sewed carpet-slippers for a living. The Pavilion, by the way, is in the Whitechapel Road, not a mile from the People's Palace, in the region where, according to the late Mr. Walter Besant, nobody ever laughs. The Pavilion, like the 'Brit.,' had its stock company, and when the leading lady appeared for her Benefit as 'Portia,' she was not the less applauded for being drunk. The quality of mercy is
In Music-Halls, the East-End was as rich as the West,-was it not the same talent that appeared at both, like Sir Boyle Roche's bird, winging its way from one to t' other in cabs? Those were the days of the great Macdermott, who gave Jingoism to English history, of the great Vance, of the lion comiques, in impeccable shirt-fronts and crush hats. There was still a chairman with a hammer, who accepted champagne from favoured mortals, stout gentlemen with gold chains, who might even aspire to conversation with the comiques themselves.
And though we could wish, some beneficent fairy
Had preserved the life of the Prince so dear,
Yet we WON'T lay the blame on Lieutenant Carey;
And these are the latest events of the year.
With what an answering pandemonium we refused to hold the lieutenant accountable for the death of the victim of the African assegais! And the ladies! How ravishingly they flashed upon the boards, in frocks that, like Charles Lamb at the India Office, made up for beginning late by finishing early! How I used to agree with the bewitching creature who sang that lovely lyric strangely omitted from the Anthologies:
What a nice place to be in!
What a nice place, I 'm sure!
Such a very jolly place,
I've never seen before.
It gives me, oh! such pleasure,
And it Ms my heart with bliss,
I could stay here for ever:
What a nice place is this!
Such eyes she made at me-at whom else?-aloft in the balcony; and oh, what arch smiles, what a play of white teeth! If we could only have met! Yester-year at a provincial town some one offered to introduce her to me. She was still playing principal boy in the pantomime-a gay, gallant Prince, in plumed cap and tights. But I declined. Another of the great comic singers of my childhood-a man-I met on a Margate steamboat. He told me of the lost glories of the ancient days
III. ART IN ENGLAND
My friend the Apostle was in hot haste, and would not stay to be contradicted. 'Not going tonight!' he cried, in horror-struck accents. 'Why, tonight is the turning-point in the history of the British drama! To-night is the test- battle of the old and the new; it is the shock of schools, the clash of nature against convention. This play will decide the fate of our drama for the rest of the century. Here you have a play by a leader of the old school produced at a leading theatre. If it succeeds, the old drama may linger on for a year or two more; but if it fails, it will be the death-blow of the old gang. They may pack up!' The Apostle was at the other end of the street ere I had taken in the full import of these brave words. What! there was a crisis in the drama, and I, living in the heart of art, had