thought we were shooting people, with him making speeches and even holding onto a man's gun when they came over. Talking about peace on earth good will toward all and not a sparrow can fall to earth. But what does he care how thick they get, he hasn't got anything to do: what does he care what time it is. He pays no taxes, he doesn't have to see his money going every year to have the courthouse clock cleaned to where it'll run. They had to pay a man forty-five dollars to clean it. I counted over a hundred half-hatched pigeons on the ground. You'd think they'd have sense enough to leave town. It's a good thing I dont have anymore ties than a pigeon, I'll say that.
The band was playing again, a loud fast tune, like they were breaking up. I reckon they'd be satisfied now. Maybe they'd have enough music to entertain them while they drove fourteen or fifteen miles home and unharnessed in the dark and fed the stock and milked. All they'd have to do would be to whistle the music and tell the jokes to the live stock in the barn, and then they could count up how much they'd made by not taking the stock to the show too. They could figure that if a man had five children and seven mules, he cleared a quarter by taking his family to the show. Just like that. Earl came back with a couple of packages.
'Here's some more stuff going out,' he says. 'Where's Uncle Job?'
'Gone to the show, I imagine,' I says. 'Unless you watched him.'
'He doesn't slip off,' he says. 'I can depend on him.
'Meaning me by that,' I says.
He went to the door and looked out, listening.
'That's a good band,' he says. 'It's about time they were breaking up, I'd say.'
'Unless they're going to spend the night there,' I says. The swallows had begun, and I could hear the sparrows beginning to swarm in the trees in the courthouse yard. Every once in a while a bunch of them would come swirling around in sight above the roof, then go away. They are as big a nuisance as the pigeons, to my notion. You cant even sit in the courthouse yard for them. First thing you know, bing. Right on your hat. But it would take a millionaire to afford to shoot them at five cents a shot. If they'd just put a little poison out there in the square, they'd get rid of them in a day, because if a merchant cant keep his stock from running around the square, he'd better try to deal in something besides chickens, something that dont eat, like plows or onions. And if a man dont keep his dogs up, he either dont want it or he hasn't any business with one. Like I say if all the businesses in a town are run like country businesses, you're going to have a country town.
'It wont do you any good if they have broke up,' I says. 'They'll have to hitch up and take out to get home by midnight as it is.'
'Well,' he says. 'They enjoy it. Let them spend a little money on a show now and then. A hill farmer works pretty hard and gets mighty little for it.'
'There's no law making them farm in the hills,' I says. 'Or anywhere else.'
'Where would you and me be, if it wasn't for the farmers?' he says.
'I'd be home right now,' I says. 'Lying down, with an ice pack on my head.'
'You have these headaches too often,' he says. 'Why dont you have your teeth examined good? Did he go over them all this morning?'
'Did who?' I says.
'You said you went to the dentist this morning.
'Do you object to my having the headache on your time?' I says. 'Is that it?' They were crossing the alley now, coming up from the show.
'There they come,' he says. 'I reckon I better get up front.' He went on. It's a curious thing how, no matter what's wrong with you, a man'll tell you to have your teeth examined and a woman'll tell you to get married. It always takes a man that never made much at any thing to tell you how to run your business, though. Like these college professors without a whole pair of socks to his name, telling you how to make a million in ten years, and a woman that couldn't even get a husband can always tell you how to raise a family.
Old man Job came up with the wagon. After a while he got through wrapping the lines around the whip socket.
'Well,' I says. 'Was it a good show?'
'I aint been yit,' he says. 'But I kin be arrested in dat tent tonight, dough.'
'Like hell you haven't,' I says. 'You've been away from here since three oclock. Mr Earl was just back here looking for you.'
'I been tendin to my business,' he says. 'Mr Earl knows whar I been.'
'You may can fool him,' I says. 'I wont tell on you.'
'Den he's de onliest man here I'd try to fool,' he says. 'Whut I want to waste my time foolin a man whut I dont keer whether I sees him Sat'dy night er not? I wont try to fool you,' he says. 'You too smart fer me. Yes, suh,' he says, looking busy as hell, putting five or six little packages into the wagon. 'You's too smart fer me. Aint a man in dis town kin keep up wid you fer smartness. You fools a man whut so smart he cant even keep up wid hisself,' he says, getting in the wagon and unwrapping the reins.
'Who's that?' I says.
'Dat's Mr Jason Compson,' he says. 'Git up dar, Dan!'
One of the wheels was just about to come off. I watched to see if he'd get out of the alley before it did. Just turn any vehicle over to a nigger, though. I says that old rattletrap's just an eyesore, yet you'll keep it standing there in the carriage house a hundred years just so that boy can ride to the cemetery once a week. I says he's not the first fellow that'll have to do things he doesn't want to. I'd make him ride in that car like a civilised man or stay at home. What does he know about where he goes or what he goes in, and us keeping a carriage and a horse so he can take a ride on Sunday afternoon.
A lot Job cared whether the wheel came off or not, long as he wouldn't have too far to walk back. Like I say the only place for them is in the field, where they'd have to work from sunup to sundown. They cant stand prosperity or an easy job. Let one stay around white people for a while and he's not worth killing. They get so they can outguess you about work before your very eyes, like Roskus the only mistake he ever made was he got careless one day and died. Shirking and stealing and giving you a little more lip and a little more lip until some day you have to lay them out with a scantling or something. Well, it's Earl's business. But I'd hate to have my business advertised over this town by an old doddering nigger and a wagon that you thought every time it turned a corner it would come all to pieces.
The sun was all high up in the air now, and inside it was beginning to get dark. I went up front. The square was empty. Earl was back closing the safe, and then the clock begun to strike.
'You lock the back door?' he says. I went back and locked it and came back. 'I suppose you're going to the show tonight,' he says. 'I gave you those passes yesterday, didn't I?'
'Yes,' I says. 'You want them back?'
'No, no,' he says. 'I just forgot whether I gave them to you or not. No sense in wasting them.'
He locked the door and said Goodnight and went on. The sparrows were still rattling away in the trees, but the square was empty except for a few cars. There was a ford in front of the drugstore, but I didn't even look at it. I know when I've had enough of anything. I dont mind trying to help her, but I know when I've had enough. I guess I could teach Luster to drive it, then they could chase her all day long if they wanted to, and I could stay home and play with Ben.
I went in and got a couple of cigars. Then I thought I'd have another headache shot for luck, and I stood and talked with them a while.
'Well,' Mac says. 'I reckon you've got your money on the Yankees this year.'
'What for?' I says.
'The Pennant,' he says. 'Not anything in the league can beat them.'
'Like hell there's not,' I says. 'They're shot,' I says. 'You think a team can be that lucky forever?'
'I dont call it luck,' Mac says.
'I wouldn't bet on any team that fellow Ruth played on,' I says. 'Even if I knew it was going to win.'
'Yes?' Mac says.
'I can name you a dozen men in either league who're more valuable than he is,' I says.
'What have you got against Ruth?' Mac says.
'Nothing,' I says. 'I haven't got any thing against him. I dont even like to look at his picture.' I went on out. The lights were coming on, and people going along the streets toward home. Sometimes the sparrows never got still until full dark. The night they turned on the new lights around the courthouse it waked them up and they were
