Surveying his chest, she said, 'Let her go, knight. Besides, you need to heal. I fear Bowen hasn't had all his shots.'
Trust a mad goddess and her vengeful scribe? Beggars couldn't be choosers. And you don't have a friend in the world.
'Right.' Sebastian nodded firmly. 'How far can she get in a day?'
13
Russian Ice Station Kovalevska, Antarctica Eight hours later
Prize: Three mirror amulets, used as glamours, worth twelve points each
V oila,' Regin said to Kaderin, pulling down her fuzzy purple scarf. 'I told you I'd get you a snowcat. I told you I had Russian connections. And what is that?' She tapped her chin. 'Hmmm. Oh, yes, let me look. A snowcat.'
Kaderin cringed at the black-market vehicle before them. This junker was supposed to take them to the amulets closeted in the Transantarctic mountain range?
She had seen similar vehicles used to groom snow in the States. And so she was aware that this one, purchased from Regin's Russian connections, was... subpar.
Of course, when Kaderin had called the coven, she'd gotten none other than Regin.
Kaderin glowered at her, pulling her farther away from the five Russian humans who'd choppered them to the abandoned station. The ex-military crew was a small phalanx of a larger consortium that sold off military equipment for the Russian mob.
Regin had told them she and Kaderin were scientists; Regin sported disco swirl snow boots.
Kaderin had been forced to abandon the sleek Augusta 109 helicopter, leaving it and her pilots behind on one of the helipads of an unregistered icebreaker. Apparently, neither the Augusta nor the pilots were comfortable flying in the extreme low temperatures here. The Russians' helicopter, the Arktika Mi-8, was—fitting, since it was a Cold War relic.
And now, this sad, sad little snowcat.
She'd known better than to let Regin assist her with this multi-leg jaunt, much less meet her. Yes, Regin did have the military contacts Kaderin had known she'd need to get south—really south. And yes, Regin had sworn she spoke Russian, which was about the only Baltic language Kaderin didn't have a handle on.
But the easiest way to get disqualified from the Hie was to draw human attention to the Lore, and Regin's utter lack of subtlety—and her glowing skin—kept Kaderin wary.
When asked why her skin was so radiant, Regin had been known to answer, 'Eight glasses of water every day. Skin polish! Fateful swim in a radioactive lake... '
'Regin, why is the cab wooden?'
She tilted her head, puzzled herself, then rallied to say, 'Just on the outside. Inside? We'll be like joeys in a pouch, not that we're going to die of cold anytime soon, even if it is negative fifty right now. Hey, did I mention the bucket seats, baby? This is the Cadillac-o-Snowcats.'
Regin is young, Kaderin reminded herself. Only ten centuries old.
'Lookit, it's not like we have much choice about the snowcat, anyway. This is as far as the crew will take us.'
'I still don't see why we couldn't just fly all the way to the mountain range.' Kaderin gazed longingly at the Arktika—even that tin bucket of a whirlybird was preferable. Two soldiers had anchored it down and were keeping it running—it was night in Antarctica in the middle of austral fall, and if the helicopter rotors stilled for even a few seconds, they would freeze that way.
'You will if the wind starts whipping up,' Regin answered. 'Freak katabatic winds aloft. I learned that word today.'
Aloft or katabatic? Kaderin was tempted to ask.
'Besides, at that altitude and in this season,' she continued, 'the rotors would definitely freeze. And we don't have an automatic thermoelectric anti-icing system. We're all manual.'
As if to illustrate 'manual,' two other soldiers were spraying a de-icer on the less intricate snowcat engine, a secret cocktail of calcium chloride that was stronger than any on the market, black or not. The last soldier, the leader, Ivan, was a tall blond of exceptional good looks. He took another swig from a flask of vodka that never froze, then gave a bow to Regin.
Earlier, he and Regin had been playing slap hands, gloveless, in subzero temperatures, because 'it hurts worse in the cold.'
Regin waved back at him, smiling sunnily even while muttering, 'Young, dumb, and hung. Where do I sign?'
Kaderin pinched her forehead. She had finally decided to ask the coven for help and wound up with the most frat-pledge-esque of the Valkyrie—and the one she'd dreaded facing.
Regin's mother, the last survivor of a vampire attack on the Radiant Ones, had been on the verge of death when rescued by Wóden and Freya. She'd been scarred with bites until the day she died, years later. Even on her beautiful glowing face.
Regin had learned to count by them.
Kaderin began pacing. 'You shouldn't have come, Regin.'
'You had two prerequisites.' Regin plopped down on a snowbank. 'And I do believe I have Russian ex-mil contacts, and I speak the language—'
'Oh, come on! I've since learned that you do not by any stretch. You think Dostoyevsky is Russian for 'How's it hanging?' '
She blinked up at Kaderin as she paced by. 'Then how do you say it?'
'I—don't—know.'
'Then how do you know it's not Dostoyevsky? No. Really.' She blew a bubble with her gum—possibly the first to do so at this location—but it flash-froze, and she had to crunch it back to gum consistency with her molars. 'Obi-Wan, I was your only hope.'
Regin knew Kaderin did not appreciate Star Wars references. 'There had to be someone,' Kaderin insisted.
'Would you rather Nïx had come?'
Nucking Futs Nïx. 'As a matter of fact, she was on the list of prizes. Or at least, the hair of the oldest Valkyrie was.'
'No wonder!' At Kaderin's raised eyebrows, Regin explained, 'Right before we took off, Nïx called to tell me she went into the Circle K to get a People and some madman sheared off most of her hair.' She added, 'Nïx thinks it's 'becoming.' Kind of like an early Katie Couric or Tennille of Captain and—'
'Silence, Regin!'
'What?' She stomped one of her hyper–pink and purple snow boots. 'What'd I say?'
'Myst could've come.'
'I told you, she's busy.'
Kaderin said, 'And you never told me with what.'
She hiked her shoulders and averted her eyes. 'Dunno with what.'
'Regin, I've told you what's at stake.'
'I know. And we're totally going to win the key.'
Kaderin didn't miss that Regin had slipped we're into that sentence. 'What is taking them so long? These amulets are decade-long glamours. We're going to be overrun with trolls and killer kobolds wanting to look human.'
Regin snorted, she laughed so abruptly. She bent all the way over, elbows past her knees.
'Damn you, it isn't funny.'
Once her guffaws died down, Regin said, 'You are the only person on earth who calls them killer kobolds. That's such a slippery slope away from killer gnome.'
