TEST THE TESTICLES
TEST YOUR BATTERIES
THUMP THE PUMP
TICKLE THE IVORY
TICKLE THE PICKLE
TICKLE YOUR FANCY
TORQUE THE FORK
TORTURE THE TENTACLE
TOSS IT
TOSS THE SALAD
TRANSFER DATA
TUG THE SLUG
TUG YOUR TAPIOCA TUBE
TUG YOUR TUBE SNAKE
TUG YOUR TUBE STEAK
TWANG YOUR WIRE
TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE
TWIST YOUR TOOL
UNSTABLE THE STALLION
UPGRADE YOUR HARDWARE
VARNISH YOUR POLE
WALK THE DOG
WALK THE PLANK (пираты Стивенсона ходили по доске как-то по другому)
WALTZ WITH WILLY
WANKER THE ANCHOR
WANKING THE WILLIE
WASTING BABIES
WAX THE DOLPHIN
WAX YOUR WILLY
WAXING THE CARROT
WAXING THE WEEZER
WHIP THE BOLOGNA PONY
WHIP THE DRIPPER
WHIPPIN’ UP ON SKIPPY (NOT THE BUSH, BUT KANGAROO!!!)
WHITE-WATER WRISTING
WINDSURF ON MOUNT BALDY
WORK A CRAMP OUT OF YOUR MUSCLE
WRESTLE THE EEL
WRESTLE WITH YOUR EMOTIONS
WRIST AEROBICS
YANK THE PLANK
A NIGHT WITH THE GIRLS
AIR THE ORCHID
BASTE THE TUNA
BEAT THE BEAVER
BEAT THE BUSH
BEATING AROUND THE BUSH
BRUSH THE BEAVER
BUFF THE BEAVER
BURY THE KNUCKLE
BUTTER THE BEAD
BUTTER THE MUFFIN
BUTTER THE POTATO
BUZZ
CARESS THE KITTY
CHECK THE FOXHOLE
CHECK YOUR OIL
CIRCLE THE KNOLL
CLAP WITH ONE HAND
CLEAN YOUR FINGERS
CLEANING THE CARPET
CREAM THE PIE
CUNT CUDDLING
DIG FOR YOUR KEYS
DIGITAL MANIPULATION
DIGITIZE
DO YOUR NAILS
DOUSE THE DIGITS
DROWN THE MAN IN THE BOAT
DUNK THE BEAVER
DUST THE END TABLE
ERASE THE PROBLEM
EXPLORE THE DEEP SOUTH
FAN THE FUR
FAN THE FURNACE
FEED THE BEARDED CLAM
FEED THE FISH
FINGER BLAST
FINGER DANCE
FINGER FUN
FINGER PAINT
FLICK THE BEAN
FLICK THE SWITCH
FLIP THE FLAPS
FLIP THROUGH THE PAGES
FLIT YOUR CLIT
FLOSS THE CAT
FLY AUTOMATIC (используя вибратор)
FLY MANUALLY
GET A DATE WITH SLICK MITTENS
GET A FAT LIP
GET A LUBE JOB
GET A STAIN OUT OF YOUR CARPET
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF
GLEAMING THE TUBE
GO MINING
GOING TO WORK WITHOUT A STAFF
