GRAB THE GOATEE
GREASE THE SKILLET
GREASE YOUR HIPS
GROPE THE GROTTO
ITCH THE DITCH
JUICE IT UP
JUMP START THE RIVER
LEGLOCK THE PILLOW
LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING
LUBE YOUR GOOB
MAKE BUMPS
MAKE BUTTER
MAKE SOUP
MAKE THE KITTY PURR
MAKE WAVES
MAN OVERBOARD
MANUAL OVERRIDE
MISTRESSBATE
NULL THE VOID
ONE-WOMAN SHOW
PADDLE THE PINK CANOE
PART THE PETALS
PERFORM FOR MR. SWAGGART (телеевангелист, который платил девицам лёгкого поведения за то, что они проделывали это перед ним)
PET SNOOPY
PET THE BUNNY
PET THE PUSSY
PITCH IN THE BUSH LEAGUE
PLAY FIDDLE
PLAY PIANO
PLAY THE CLITAR (аллюзия с ситаром или гитарой)
POKE THE PUCKER
POKE THE PUSSY
POLISH THE PEARL
POLISH THE WEDDING RING
PREHEAT THE OVEN
PUSH THE BUTTON
PUSH THE PETAL
READ BRAILLE
RIDE SLIDESADDLE
RIDE THE CURL
RIDE THE TUBESPOUT
RIDE THE UNICYCLE
RIDE THE WILD HAND
RING FOR THE MAID
RING SOUTHERN BELLS (заметьте, ещё одно обозначение PUSSY - DOWN SOUTH)
ROLL THE MINK
ROW THE LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT
RUB THE NUBBIN
RUBBING THE NUBBIN
RUFF THE MUFF
SCRATCH THE PATCH
SCUFF THE MUFF
SEARCH FOR SPOCK
SHELL THE BEAN
SHOOT HOOPS
SHOOT THE RAPIDS
SHUCK THE OYSTER
SILK ABUSE
SKIM THE CREAM
SLICK ABUSE
SOAK IN PALMOLIVE (это действительно яркий и конкретный пример народного product placement)
SORT THE OYSTERS SPELUNK (технически, SPELUNKING - это хобби, близкое к спелеологии - изучению и исследованию пещер)
SPELUNKING WITHOUT A PARTNER
STIFFEN YOUR UPPER LIP
STINKY PINKY
STIR IT UP
STIR THE CAULDRON
STIR THE YOGURT
STROKE THE FURNACE
STROKING THE PELT
STRUM
STUFF THE TACO
SURF AT FINGER BEACH
SURF THE CHANNEL
SURF THE WET
TAKE A DIP
TAKE A FINGER RIDE
TAKE A TRIP SOUTH
TAKING HER OWN TEMPERATURE
TEST THE PLUMBING
THE VIRGIN’S RELEASE
THUMB THE BUTTON
TICKLE THE MUSTACHE
TICKLE THE TACO
TICKLE YOUR FANCY
TIPTOE THROUGH THE TWO LIPS
TOGGLE THE BIT
TOUCH TYPE
TWEAK THE TWIG
TWIT THE CLIT
VISIT FATHER FINGERS
WAKE THE BUTTERFLY
WASH YOUR FINGERS
WATER THE HOT SPOT
WORK IN THE GARDEN (антураж FUCKERWARE PARTY. Витрина в магазине, где продаются игрушки для женщин).
