the notebook, then looked back up at me. 'Want to tell us about it?'
'Nothing much to tell,' I said, rubbing my forehead. The headache was getting worse.
'What happened, he try to stiff you for your fee?' Monty said. 'Or are you going to claim you changed your mind at the last minute and had to defend yourself?'
My mouth fell open in astonishment, and I stifled the impulse to giggle. I was willing to bet he'd started to inspect me from head to toe and gotten stalled just below shoulder level.
'Monty!' the sheriff exclaimed. 'This is my cousin, Meg Langslow. She was attending a costume party when she found this body.'
'Costume party?' Monty said, looking around the deserted booth.
'The party's at the Moore House,' I said. 'I was leaving the party to go back to my tent, and I stopped by my booth on the way to pick up my cash box. I found the booth ransacked' – I indicated the fallen ironwork – 'and a body in my storage area, behind those curtains.'
'I see,' Monty said. He was still studying my costume with overmuch interest.
'Look, Monty,' I said. 'I don't know how the hell they do these things in Columbus – '
'Cincinnati,' the sheriff corrected.
'Actually, I came here from Canton,' Monty said, frowning.
'But here in Yorktown, we expect our law-enforcement officials to do something when they arrive at a crime scene. Something more than leer at the witnesses.'
'Witnesses, sure,' Monty said, with an insulting chuckle.
'Aren't you going to check the body, Monty?' the sheriff asked.
'I don't want to contaminate the scene any more than it's already been contaminated by you two,' Monty said. 'I'm waiting for the crime-scene technician; I've sent a patrol officer out to find him.'
'We have a crime-scene technician?' the sheriff asked. 'When did that happen?'
'You remember, that file clerk who turned out to have a chemistry degree,' Monty said, with exasperation. 'You signed off last month on sending him up to Richmond for the training courses.'
'Oh, Horace,' the sheriff said. 'That's right. How's he doing, anyway?'
'Well, we'll find out when he gets here, won't we?' Monty said, looking at his watch.
Just then Cousin Horace, looking more mouselike than ever, stuck his head around the corner of my booth.
'Jimmy said you wanted me here,' he said. 'What's the – Oh, hi, Meg.'
'You know this man?' Monty demanded.
'It's a small town, Monty,' the sheriff said. 'Everybody knows everybody; I keep telling you that.'
'I'm Meg's cousin,' Horace said, rather timidly, as if he still wasn't sure of his welcome.
'I thought he was your cousin,' Monty said to the sheriff.
'Yes, he's my cousin, too,' the sheriff said.
'We're all cousins,' Horace said.
'Nearly everybody in town is cousins,' I said. 'You've got to make allowances for inbreeding; Monty. We're actually not that bad. You should see some of the cousins we hide in the attics.'
I suppose it would have been different if I'd said that in front of someone who'd find it funny. But Cousin Horace and the sheriff had grown used to just nodding and smiling whenever I said anything they didn't understand, and their reactions probably gave Monty the idea I was serious. I sighed.
'Why don't you let Horace do his crime-scene thing?' I said. 'If you don't want to listen to my story now, I'd like to go someplace where I can lie down. I'm getting a headache.'
'Oh, I want to hear your story all right,' Monty said. 'And you're not going anywhere until you take off that dress.'
'Excuse me?'
'I need it for evidence,' Monty said.
'Evidence?' the sheriff echoed.
'She says she found the body, but how do we know that?' Monty explained. 'We need to test the dress for blood spatters.'
Horace, the sheriff, and I looked down at my dress – which, except for the faint damp spot where Benson had spilled his gin and tonic, looked perfectly spotless.
'Minute blood spatters, okay?' Monty said.
Just then, I saw Michael and Dad coming down the lane.
'Meg! What's going on?' Michael called. 'They came and got your cousin Horace and – '
'Stand back!' Monty snapped. 'This is a crime scene!'
'Michael, could you go to the tent and get some clothes for me to change into?' I asked. 'Jeans, please. I think the masquerade's over for the evening.'
Michael looked around, decided that I was safe enough with Dad, Horace, and the sheriff at my side, then nodded and took off.
'Meg, what's happened?' Dad asked.
'Someone killed Mr. Benson in my booth,' I said.
'Killed?' Dad said. 'Do you think it's murder, then? How exciting!'
'Who's this?' Monty asked. 'Another cousin?'
'Well, yes,' the sheriff said. 'By marriage, anyway. This is Meg's dad.'
'Would you like me to examine the body?' Dad asked.
Monty looked alarmed and stepped protectively between Dad and the body.
'He's a doctor,' I explained. 'A medical doctor. He's… uh, he's had some experience with crime scenes.' I didn't mention that his experience consisted largely of horning in on any homicide investigation that happened in his vicinity; I didn't think that would do much to allay Deputy Monty's obvious distrust. Dad beamed at me.
'I think we'd rather have the coroner for that,' Monty said.
'He might still be at the party,' Dad said, looking at his watch. 'Want me to go and see? This'11 go a lot faster if we catch him before he starts for home.'
The fact that it might also give Dad a chance to talk the coroner into letting Dad help him was, of course, irrelevant.
'I'd appreciate it, James,' the sheriff said. 'And maybe one of the female officers, if you see any? To supervise when Meg… urn…'
'Right,' Dad said.
Oh, great, I thought. I had to wait for a suitable audience to change out of my dress. I hoped Dad would hurry. The air was getting cool, which wouldn't have bothered me if I'd been fully dressed.
'And I'll look for someone to rescue Wesley while I'm at it,' Dad said.
'Oh, my God,' I said. 'I forgot all about Wesley!'
'That nosy reporter? What's wrong with him?' Monty asked, his hand hovering over his gun.
I explained Wesley's plight, and they all had to troop out to the town square to take a look, leaving me and Horace at the crime scene.
I watched, interested in spite of myself, as Horace donned a pair of latex gloves and began collecting evidence. This was a new side of Horace, I realized. He examined things, photographed things, put things in plastic bags, and dusted everything in sight for fingerprints. I wouldn't go so far as to say that he exuded confidence or anything hokey like that, but he didn't drop or break anything the whole time, which had to be a first for Horace.
The others returned, and we all stood around watching and listening to the occasional distant whine of complaint from Wesley. Eventually Dad arrived with the coroner. Who, to no one's surprise, pronounced Roger Benson dead, and scuttled away to let Horace do his forensic chores on and around the body. I watched with fascination as the previously squeamish and mild-mannered Horace fingerprinted the deceased as if he'd been hobnobbing with corpses all his life. Okay, if Monty had even accidentally helped bring about this transformation in Horace, maybe he wasn't all bad.
Dad, prevented from joining in the forensic fun, went off to continue searching for someone with a key to the padlock on the stocks. And the coroner was characteristically cagey about the time of death.
'I can't give you a range of less than three of four hours until I do the postmortem,' he said. 'And maybe not
