[29] Convicted prisoners, Members of the House of Lords, and certified lunatics are ineligible to vote. I now qualify in two of the three categories
[30] I checked later It is in the prison regulations, under ‘Locks, Bolts and Bars’.
[31] I This sentence was added two weeks after I had written the original script
[32] Since this was written, the Home Secretary has downgraded cannabis/marijuana to Class C classification.
[33] A joey is about the size of two aspirins.
[34] Almost all of the prisoners have stopped swearing in front of me.
[35] This sentence was added while I was editing Volume One, and had finally been transferred to a D-cat. As of today, 1 October 2002, William Keane is still ‘on the out’.
[36] You never enter someone else’s cell unless invited to do so.
[37] I presented Fletch’s original script to my publisher in full; names and places have been necessarily omitted from the final text.
[38] Fletch subsequently attempted to commit suicide on 7 January 2002
[39] F Since the court case, Dr Susan Edwards, Associate Dean of Buckingham Law School, has researched every perjury case during the last ten years
[40] Michael Beloff QC is an Olympic judge and is allowed to take a guest to the World Championships. His wife Judith has never shown much interest in watching half-naked men running around a track, so we’ve been a regular ‘item’ at such events for the past thirty years.
On the circuit we’re known as Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau.
[41] The novel has since been renamed Sons of Fortune.
[42] Bleaching powder can be added to pure heroin, diluting its strength, thus ensuring a larger profit for the dealer It’s against regulations to have two pillows.
[43] I have already decided, once I’m released I will visit Billy (14 more years) and Fletch (19 more years) if they will allow me to.
