What Color Is Your Parachute?

Let’s post a few guideposts here about how statistics can help you:

1. Statistics can save you from wasting your energy. For example, when considering job-hunting methods, it can be helpful to know what the odds are that a particular method will richly repay you for the time spent on it, or what the odds are that a particular method will likely be a complete waste of your time. We will see this, when we discuss the five best ways to hunt for work, and the five worst ways (comparatively speaking).

2. Statistics can guide you toward particular targets. They can tell you when a particular company is having the kind of challenges you would love to help solve, and when a company has more problems than you would ever want to deal with, because they’re about to tank.

3. Statistics can encourage you, if you know how to read them. Consider, for example, this set of encouraging statistics just published, as I write (by CBS News Report[3]):

a. Laid-off workers thirty-four and under have a 36 percent chance of landing a job in a year

b. Laid-off workers in their fifties have a 24 percent chance of landing a job in a year

c. Laid-off workers over sixty-two years of age have an 18 percent chance of landing a job in a year

Encouraging? Sure. Look at it again. It says that if you’re under 34 years of age, 36 out of every 100 are going to find a job this year; and even if you’re over 62 years of age, 18 out of every 100 are going to find a job this year. So the only question is: why shouldn’t you be among them?

After all, the above statistics summarize the experience of all job-hunters, most of whom typically choose only one method of job search. You, however, know enough to choose two or more methods, and thus increase the odds that you will indeed find meaningful work.

CONCLUSION

Hope can give you wings, persistence, and energy. If you’re out of work, and want to stay upbeat, then greet the sunrise, go for a walk, count your blessings, listen to beautiful music, drink more water than usual, eat simpler, exercise more, laugh with your family and friends, watch cartoons, take naps in the daytime if you can’t sleep well at night, but for heaven’s sakes, don’t obsess about depressing statistics. Just determine to find alternatives for everything you are doing about your job-hunt and your life. You want to be the exception to whatever the odds are, about anything. Hold on to Hope, and you can beat those odds.

Discussion

Job-hunter: Well, there may be all those vacancies out there that you claim, but I go on the Internet every morning, and I can’t find any of them in my area or specialty.

Career-counselor: Searching the Internet is only one way of hunting for those jobs that are out there. What’s your second way of searching for jobs?

Job-hunter: I only have the Internet.

Career-counselor: Well, there are at least 17 other ways of looking for those jobs that are out there. Read them, then choose and use three other alternatives to “just the Internet.”

Job-hunter: I’m a construction worker. I see there are lots of job vacancies, but none in construction that I can find.

Career-counselor: How else would you describe yourself besides “construction worker”?

Job-hunter: I’ve always been a construction worker.

Career-counselor: Well, that’s a “job-title.” There are other ways to describe yourself besides a job- title.

Job-hunter: Like what, for example?

Career-counselor: Like: “I am a person… who…”

Job-hunter: Who what?

Career-counselor: “I am a person… who has these skills, and these knowledges, and this experience.” Take the job-title off yourself; find a more fundamental way to describe yourself to yourself. And to others. Once you have at least two alternative ways of describing yourself, you increase the range of jobs you can apply for, and thus keep Hope alive.

CHAPTER 2 Survival Skills You Most Need in Today’s World

Do not let us speak of darker days; let us speak rather of sterner days. These are not dark days; these are great days—the greatest days our country has ever lived; and we must all thank God that we have been allowed… to play a part in making these days memorable in the history of our race.

WINSTON CHURCHILL (1874–1965)

Maybe you’re not unemployed. Maybe you’re just adrift, or bored, or puzzled about where to go next, with your life. You’re at some crossroads in your life: you can’t stand your job anymore, or you have a new handicap you’re trying to adjust to, or you’re just out of the military, or just out of prison, or just out of college, or just out of a divorce, or you’ve just lost an important person in your life. Or you’ve just found the most important person in your life, and you’re ready to look for some deeper purpose for your remaining time here on Earth.

Well, that’s why this isn’t just a book about job-hunting.

It’s about something larger, which we may call life/work planning, or (as I think is much more realistic) life/work designing.

Designing is more appropriate because you can’t possibly predict what is going to happen to you, even next week, much less plan for it. Planning your life is becoming increasingly unreliable in today’s world. On the other hand, when you design something, it’s like setting out on a journey: you assemble all the elements necessary, even if you aren’t sure which particular elements you will actually need, when the time comes. You pack with all conceivable scenarios in mind. You may need this or that. You may not. That’s designing.

Now, the fact that “work” was written as a subscript, above, is also significant. It conveys the point that our general subject is life planning or life designing, but there is a doorway into the whole subject, which it is important for us to use. As the subscript suggests, that doorway is our work. Or, to be more specific, our survival in the world of work. It’s the doorway, because it is the most difficult to solve; therefore, you begin with that. The other parts of life, learning, and leisure, are relatively easy to figure out, once you’ve solved the arena of work.

Okay, so that’s the major subject of this manual. Of course, you may say that survival in the world of work isn’t your big issue right now. You’re working on one of the other three great issues in the Pyramid of Life[4]—figuring out what’s going on, or what your mission on this Earth is, or how well you’re achieving it:

Well, that’s great! But stop for a moment. Think.

Imagine your life here on Earth as being like a journey in a boat down a long and winding river. For now, the journey may be going smoothly. But you are wise, and you think ahead; so you knew enough, before launching, to