The Final Solution: A Story of Detection

frowned, and knit his thick eyebrows together. But the soup remained safely in his mouth, and at last Mr. Shane turned his attention to polish­ing off his own portion. Parkins wondered if the dull and unpleasant subject were now to be dropped.

'No place for a child, to be sure,' said Shane. 'A camp of that sort. Nor, I imagine-' He laid down his spoon and raised his eyes, with a swiftness that startled Mr. Parkins, to the corner of the room where, on top of a heavy iron pole, on a scarred wooden crosspiece, with pages of yesterday's Express spread underneath, Bruno the parrot gazed critically back at him. '-for a parrot.'

Ah, thought Mr. Parkins.

'I suppose you think a wretched stone hovel in the dullest corner of Sussex is a fine place for an African bird, then,' Reggie Panicker said.

Mr. Shane blinked.

'Please excuse my son's rudeness,' Mr. Panicker said, with a sigh, laying down his own spoon though his bowl was only half empty. If there had been a time when he repri­manded the steady churlishness of his only child, it pre­dated Mr. Parkins's tenure in the house. 'We have all grown very fond of young Linus and his pet, as it happens. And really, Bruno is a most remarkable animal. He recites poetry, as you hear now. He sings songs. He is a most gifted mimic and has already startled my wife a number of times by counterfeiting my own, perhaps overly vehement, manner of sneezing.'

'Really?' Mr. Shane said. 'Well, Mr. Panicker, I hope you won't mind my saying that between your roses and this young chap with his parrot, I seem to have landed myself in a very interesting household.'

He was watching the bird, head cocked to one side in a way that echoed, no doubt unconsciously, the angle from which Bruno habitually preferred to view the world.

'Sings does he?'

'That's right. Principally in German, though from time to time one hears snatches of Gilbert & Sullivan. Chiefly bits of Iolanthe, as far as I can tell. Quite startling the first few times.'

'But is it all rote-parroting, as it were?' Mr. Shane smiled thinly, as if to imply, insincerely Mr. Parkins thought, that he knew his little joke was not amusing. 'Or is he capable of actual thought, would you say? I once saw a pig, as a boy, a performing pig, that could find the square root of three-digit numbers.'

His gaze, as he said this, flashed briefly and for the first time toward Parkins. This, though it seemed to confirm Mr. Parkins's hunch about the new lodger, also troubled him. As far as anyone in the neighborhood knew, there was no rea­son to connect him with the subject of digits and numbers. The suspicion that Mr. Shane had been sent by Certain Peo­ple to observe Bruno firsthand, Mr. Parkins now considered to have been confirmed.

'Numbers,' Mr. Panicker said. 'Oddly enough, Bruno seems quite fond of them, doesn't he, Mr. Parkins? Always rattling off great chains and lists of them. All in German, naturally. Though I can't say that he appears to do anything with them that I'm aware of.'

'No? He keeps me from sleeping,' Reggie said. 'That's use enough for me. That's startling enough for me, all right.'

At this point Mrs. Panicker swept back into the dining room carrying the fish course on a pale green platter. For reasons that had never been articulated to Mr. Parkins but which he felt must have a good deal to do with her otherwise unexpressed feelings about her husband and son, she never joined them for dinner. She cleared away the bowls as Mr. Parkins muttered his approval of the soup. There was some­thing desperate and brave about the landlady's good cook­ery. It was like the quavering voice of a bagpipe, issuing forth from a citadel that was invested on all sides by dervishes and infidels on the morning of the day on which it would finally be sacked.

'Excellent soup!' barked Mr. Shane. 'Compliments to the chef!'

Mrs. Panicker flushed deeply, and a smile unlike any that Parkins had ever seen there, tiny and pouting, made a brief appearance on her lips.

Mr. Panicker noticed it too, and frowned.

'Indeed,' he said.

'Phew!' said the younger Panicker, fanning away the steam that rose from the platter on which lay a plaice that re­tained its head and tail. 'That fish is off, Mother. It smells like the underside of Brighton Pier.'

Without missing a beat-with a last trace of the girlish smile still lingering-Mrs. Panicker reached across and slapped Reggie's face. Her son leapt from his seat, a hand to his blazing cheek, and for a moment he only glared at her. Then his hand shot out toward her throat as if he meant to choke her. Before his fingers could find purchase, however, the new lodger was on his feet and had interposed himself between mother and son. Mr. Shane's hands flew out in front of him and before Parkins quite understood what was happening Reggie Panicker was lying flat on his back on the oval rug. Bright blood sprang from his nose.

He sat up. Blood dripped onto his collar and he dabbed at it with a finger, then pressed the finger against his left nostril. Mr. Shane offered him a hand, and Reggie batted it aside. He got to his feet and snuffled deeply. He stared at Shane, then nodded toward Mrs. Panicker.

'Mother,' he said. Then he turned and went out.

'Mother,' said the parrot, in his soft voice. Linus Stein­man was looking at Bruno with the deep affection that was the only recognizable emotion Parkins had ever seen the boy express. And then, in a clear, fluting, tender voice Parkins had never heard, the bird began to sing.

Wien, Wien, Wien

Sterbende Marchenstadt

It was a lovely contralto and, as it issued jerkily from the bill of the gray animal in the corner, disturbingly human. They listened for a moment, and then Linus Steinman rose from his chair and went to the perch. The bird fell silent, and stepped onto the outstretched forearm that was prof­fered. The boy turned back to them, and his eyes were filled with tears and with a simple question as well.

'Yes, dear,' said Mrs. Panicker with a sigh. 'You may as well be excused.'

3

They found him sitting on the boot bench outside his front door, hatted and caped in spite of the heat, sun­ burnt hands clasping the head of his blackthorn stick. All ready to go. As if-though it was impossi­ble-he were expecting them. They must have caught him on his doorstep, boots laced, gathering his strength for a late-morning tramp across the Downs.

'Which one are you?' he said to Inspector Bellows. His eye was exceedingly bright. The great beak quivered as if catching scent of them. 'Speak up.'

'Bellows,' said the inspector. 'Detective Inspector Michael Bellows. Sorry to bother you, sir. But I am new on the job, down here, learning the ropes, as they say, and I don't at all overrate my capacities.'

At this last assertion the inspector's companion, Detective Constable Quint, cleared his throat and politely directed his gaze toward the middle distance.

'Bellows ... I knew your father,' the old man sug­gested. Head tottering on his feeble neck. Cheeks flecked with the blood and plaster of an old man's hasty shave. 'Surely? In the West End. Red-haired chap, ginger mus­ tache. Specialized, as I recall, in confidence men. Not with­out ability I should have said.'

'Sandy Bellows,' the inspector said. 'Grandfather, actu­ally. And how often did I hear him speak highly of you, sir.'

Not quite so often, perhaps, the inspector thought, as I heard him curse your name.

The old man nodded, gravely. The inspector's sharp eye detected a fleeting sadness, a flicker of memory that briefly seamed the old man's face.

'I have known a great many policemen,' he said. 'A great many.' He brightened, willfully. 'But it is always a pleasure to make the acquaintance of another. And Detec­tive Constable . . . Quint, I believe?'

He trained his raptor gaze now on the constable, a dark, brooding potato-nosed fellow. DC Quint was much attached, as he rarely neglected to let it be known, to the prior detective inspector, sadly deceased but a proponent apparently of the old solid methods of policework. Quint tipped a finger to the brim of his hat. Not a talkative fellow, DC Quint.

'Now, who has died, and by what means?' the old man said.